Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?

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Awesome info here, thanks

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Found myself in that position once....I turned into the proverbial sportscaster, and ended up quite sore that next morning.

Shes got the ball!
Shes at the 40
the 30
the 20
Fumble!
She picks it back up and dashes forward
To the 10
To the 5


"Can she go all the way"

OP,
If shes doing herself, she might be thinking of some one else while shes doing it.
Be on the alert for signs.

Sorry, its a bad sign.

Perfectly normal behavior.

It is wise to do nothing at all, OP. Just appreciate your woman for the the lovely being she is, that's all.

I would find it stupid to disturb her private matters with your own suddenly awakened desires, in that situation. You are way too late to the party.

Better to lay a solid foundation for a joint love making situation next day. And the days afterwards.

/L

I'm not joking.

pay for a male prostitute to visit her before bedtime then you might get some sleep at night she wont wake you up all the time with her fingering, if that costs too much you could just buy her a mirror and a dildo

I don't think your PENIS is BIG enough or long enough for her.

This.

buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! When you hear that noise, then it's time to worry.

LOL!!!

I am a clinical therapist and I'd be happy to come over and monitor the situation. For free of course....

The Zetas were right again!

What is it that you feel threatening about it, what is there to worry about?

You sound like a religious fundamentalist to me, sorry.

/L

hahaha

these threads are fucking dumb

according to u but do u make her orgasm. sounds like u guys need more toys

This is good, she has untapped sexual potential. Now you must tap.

Your wife may be turned on by the sound of your snoring, and it's erotic for her to try to not wake you up while she's having her fun.

This is it!

Likely she is not satisfied. Lots of other couples face this problem. Tip from the masters - learn how to get her off by oral techniques before finally mounting her to satisfy yourself. works every time.

Easy. Give me a call, leave the front door open and go to sleep somewhere else.

Call me 555-1212

Now that's well done! Can I quote this someplace else I have in mind, where I need it? I know a few jerks this fits exactly.

OP, it's OK to join in. If your lady didn't want to be caught at it, she'd have gone into another room.

Dude, seriously, this is not a problem at all. Just let her know that you sometimes just watch her and enjoy it. Don't tell her that you wack off to it. It's her quality time with herself. Next time when she does it, jusr gently massage her arm or leg. That way she knows you're there, but don't interrupt her. Then watch the fireworks unfold.

Indulge her exhibitionism by having sex in a public place (discreetly, obviously) -- it can add real sparks to your relationship.

Couldn't read the whole stupid thread but if it hasn't been suggested yet:

Just lie on your back with your eyes closed and start breathing heavier. When you think she's noticed you breathing heavier..JUST START STROKING YOUR COCK! They like that. Then, when you feel her warm shoulder moving against yours and it's obvious that you're both masturbating, just start kissing her passionately while you're both stoking off...seriously...that's what you do. Forget this "I want to join in" crap....that's downright goofy. You join in by doing what she's doing. Then stick your tongue in her mouth.

Got it? Report back here after you do it and let us know how it went.