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SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!!

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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 328069
United States
11/23/2009 9:30 AM
Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!!Quote

I can imagine some sap actually trying it to...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 328069

*too
Flowerpot
User ID: 819068
United Kingdom
11/23/2009 9:33 AM
Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!!Quote

I knew that americans never heard of it
they are too preoccupied with eating and getting fat.

the way snail sex is done is by placing a snail on the clit and get high while she inches her way up
enjoy

clitoris

get a large snail from your garden and try it
initially you get a ticklish and tingling sensation
then orgasm after orgasm
i think the snails enjoy it even more
watch their antennas get exited
 Quoting: Mary 824848

not sure how to respond to this thread can't make out if you are funny, sick or just plain mad lol peace lala putin crazyjak
Did the iron in your blood and calcium in your bones come from a long-ago supernova? Astronomer and writer Carl Sagan thought so. "We are star stuff", Sagan once said.
Every one of us is precious in the cosmic perspective. If a human disagrees with you, let him live. In a hundred billion galaxies, you will not find another.


We are star stuff which has taken its destiny into its own hands.

__Carl Sagan___
Flowerpot
User ID: 819068
United Kingdom
11/23/2009 9:37 AM
Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!!Quote

mary just wondering do you have a real boring desk job so you just sit and make up wild stuff to post?
Did the iron in your blood and calcium in your bones come from a long-ago supernova? Astronomer and writer Carl Sagan thought so. "We are star stuff", Sagan once said.
Every one of us is precious in the cosmic perspective. If a human disagrees with you, let him live. In a hundred billion galaxies, you will not find another.


We are star stuff which has taken its destiny into its own hands.

__Carl Sagan___
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 825209
Portugal
11/23/2009 9:38 AM
Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!!Quote

you can eat snails. it's delicious and it has the property to clean your lungs. It's typical in my country.


wash the snails. In a saucepan on the stove with water and the snails inside. the fire should be low for them to go out of the shell. After they were leaving, season it with salt, bay leaf, chicken broth and oreganos. Cook (15 min)
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 755805
United States
11/23/2009 9:42 AM
Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!!Quote

I knew that americans never heard of it
they are too preoccupied with eating and getting fat.

the way snail sex is done is by placing a snail on the clit and get high while she inches her way up
enjoy



Enjoy your brain parasites, you sicko perverts.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 769657


lmao
Mary from L.A
User ID: 825628
Australia
11/23/2009 7:01 PM
Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!!Quote

you can eat snails. it's delicious and it has the property to clean your lungs. It's typical in my country.


wash the snails. In a saucepan on the stove with water and the snails inside. the fire should be low for them to go out of the shell. After they were leaving, season it with salt, bay leaf, chicken broth and oreganos. Cook (15 min)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 825209


Yes! you got it.
that's what I do to them snails
after I come, they go!
Angelseverywhere Subscriber
User ID: 763245
United States
11/23/2009 7:05 PM
Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!!Quote

I knew that americans never heard of it
they are too preoccupied with eating and getting fat.

the way snail sex is done is by placing a snail on the clit and get high while she inches her way up
enjoy

clitoris

get a large snail from your garden and try it
initially you get a ticklish and tingling sensation
then orgasm after orgasm
i think the snails enjoy it even more
watch their antennas get exited

not sure how to respond to this thread can't make out if you are funny, sick or just plain mad lol peace lala putin crazyjak
 Quoting: Flowerpot


Um...yeah...I hear ya...

blink

hf
It is not because angels are holier than men or devils that makes them angels, but because they do not expect holiness from one another, but from God alone. ~William Blake

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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 777414
United States
11/23/2009 7:07 PM
Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!!Quote

lets get a pin here!!
laugh
ScrumpTheTexan Subscriber
User ID: 825310
United States
11/23/2009 7:19 PM
Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!!Quote

I knew that americans never heard of it
they are too preoccupied with eating and getting fat.

the way snail sex is done is by placing a snail on the clit and get high while she inches her way up
enjoy
 Quoting: MARY from LA 824150

It's Bestiality.
And you're a FREAK.
PUKE.
Your Parents must be very proud.
I am a Christian.

Christian does not equal doormat or pushover.

SickOfItAll
MedinaD
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 769657
United States
11/23/2009 7:24 PM
Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!!Quote

No kidding. Do that in front of grandma.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 825628
Australia
11/24/2009 7:27 AM
Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!!Quote

lets get a pin here!!
laugh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 777414

laugh
stir
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 823592
Puerto Rico
11/24/2009 7:41 AM
Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!!Quote

Do that with a flesh eating snail !

Your clit will miss a piece !

Scargot lovers might want to give you tonge afterwards for seconds?


yak

I rather tonge a cow cunt !

cow

cowbonk
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 782145
United States
11/24/2009 7:42 AM
Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!!Quote

Think of the sex changing oyster!

hahahahaha [link to www.associatedcontent.com]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 826401
Australia
11/24/2009 5:59 PM
Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!!Quote

I just tried it
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 811285
Mexico
11/24/2009 6:00 PM
Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!!Quote

ahhh
grrttsgar Subscriber
User ID: 826070
United States
11/24/2009 6:02 PM
Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!!Quote

The OP wants to fuck a bug 1rof1
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 827181
Australia
11/25/2009 7:21 PM
Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!!Quote

I don't know if any of you american girls have caught up with the latest sex craze sweeping Europe, especially Italy and France, but NOT England.

It is snail sex.

and I have discussed it with Pastor Max and he agrees that it is definitely not bestiality but it is biblical and it is allowed by God.

the bible foresaw this new last days fashion when she said '" The last shall be first"
and everyone know that the last and slowest animal in creation is the snail.
and also the first in sex orgasm

Enjoy!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 781194
United States
11/25/2009 7:25 PM
Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!!Quote

I don't know if any of you american girls have caught up with the latest sex craze sweeping Europe, especially Italy and France, but NOT England.

It is snail sex.

and I have discussed it with Pastor Max and he agrees that it is definitely not bestiality but it is biblical and it is allowed by God.

the bible foresaw this new last days fashion when she said '" The last shall be first"
and everyone know that the last and slowest animal in creation is the snail.
and also the first in sex orgasm

Enjoy!
 Quoting: MARY from L.A. 824150

ARE YOU AN IDIOT? NO, WAIT, DON'T ANSWER THAT--I ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER.
mARY fROM l.a.
User ID: 837652
Australia
12/10/2009 7:24 AM
Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!!Quote

I don't know if any of you american girls have caught up with the latest sex craze sweeping Europe, especially Italy and France, but NOT England.

It is snail sex.

and I have discussed it with Pastor Max and he agrees that it is definitely not bestiality but it is biblical and it is allowed by God.

the bible foresaw this new last days fashion when she said '" The last shall be first"
and everyone know that the last and slowest animal in creation is the snail.
and also the first in sex orgasm

Enjoy!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 827181

bump
it seems to me that many americans are still ignorant of how the genteel and refined upper class achieve orgasmic delights.
americans are still at the missionary position
LOL s226
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 838090
Australia
12/10/2009 6:35 PM
Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!!Quote

pope2
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 826414
Canada
12/10/2009 6:39 PM
Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!!Quote

i.e.


Anonymous Coward
User ID: 834351
United States
12/10/2009 6:50 PM
Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!!Quote

It's Bestiality.
And you're a FREAK.
PUKE.
Your Parents must be very proud.
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


dude this was covered...

pastor max proclaimed it not to be beastiality.

alls good in tha hood

neener
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 838991
Australia
12/11/2009 10:46 PM
Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!!Quote

pope2
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 838090

God made snails for our slimey pleasures
so enjoy them
cooked or raw
makemelaugh
User ID: 839015
United States
12/12/2009 12:30 AM
Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!!Quote

Tiger is said to have "ambien sex"

Hmmm? Sex on a sleeping pill? New to me.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 838965
Canada
12/12/2009 12:35 AM
Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!!Quote

this is slow fukking stupid
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 838991
Australia
12/12/2009 1:12 AM
Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!!Quote

pope2

God made snails for our slimey pleasures
so enjoy them
cooked or raw
pope2
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 683898
United States
12/12/2009 1:15 AM
Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!!Quote

I knew that americans never heard of it
they are too preoccupied with eating and getting fat.

the way snail sex is done is by placing a snail on the clit and get high while she inches her way up
enjoy

clitoris

get a large snail from your garden and try it
initially you get a ticklish and tingling sensation
then orgasm after orgasm
i think the snails enjoy it even more
watch their antennas get exited
 Quoting: Mary 824848


OMG. This is the best post on the internet.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 836041
United Kingdom
12/12/2009 1:19 AM
Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!!Quote

its MADE its way up my ass haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa help me.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 732737
United States
12/12/2009 1:33 AM
Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!!Quote

this is slow fukking stupid
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 838965


I see what you did there
smilesun
User ID: 839067
Italy
12/12/2009 1:51 AM
Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!!Quote

I don't know if any of you american girls have caught up with the latest sex craze sweeping Europe, especially Italy and France, but NOT England.

It is snail sex.

and I have discussed it with Pastor Max and he agrees that it is definitely not bestiality but it is biblical and it is allowed by God.

the bible foresaw this new last days fashion when she said '" The last shall be first"
and everyone know that the last and slowest animal in creation is the snail.
and also the first in sex orgasm

Enjoy!
 Quoting: MARY from L.A. 824150

In sum, no man can create a sensual, sexual experience for a frigid woman. ... Even the common garden snail engages in foreplay of 15 minutes to 6 hours. ... Is it possible for a man to have multiple orgasms like women do? You bet. ...
:-)
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