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SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!!
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 328069
United States 11/23/2009 9:30 AM | | Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!! | Quote |
I can imagine some sap actually trying it to... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 328069
*too |
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Flowerpot User ID: 819068
United Kingdom 11/23/2009 9:33 AM
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Flowerpot User ID: 819068
United Kingdom 11/23/2009 9:37 AM
 | | Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!! | Quote | mary just wondering do you have a real boring desk job so you just sit and make up wild stuff to post? Did the iron in your blood and calcium in your bones come from a long-ago supernova? Astronomer and writer Carl Sagan thought so. "We are star stuff", Sagan once said.
Every one of us is precious in the cosmic perspective. If a human disagrees with you, let him live. In a hundred billion galaxies, you will not find another.
We are star stuff which has taken its destiny into its own hands.
__Carl Sagan___ |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 825209
Portugal 11/23/2009 9:38 AM | | Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!! | Quote | you can eat snails. it's delicious and it has the property to clean your lungs. It's typical in my country.
wash the snails. In a saucepan on the stove with water and the snails inside. the fire should be low for them to go out of the shell. After they were leaving, season it with salt, bay leaf, chicken broth and oreganos. Cook (15 min) |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 755805
United States 11/23/2009 9:42 AM | | Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!! | Quote |
I knew that americans never heard of it
they are too preoccupied with eating and getting fat.
the way snail sex is done is by placing a snail on the clit and get high while she inches her way up
enjoy
Enjoy your brain parasites, you sicko perverts. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 769657
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Mary from L.A User ID: 825628
Australia 11/23/2009 7:01 PM | | Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!! | Quote |
you can eat snails. it's delicious and it has the property to clean your lungs. It's typical in my country.
wash the snails. In a saucepan on the stove with water and the snails inside. the fire should be low for them to go out of the shell. After they were leaving, season it with salt, bay leaf, chicken broth and oreganos. Cook (15 min) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 825209
Yes! you got it.
that's what I do to them snails
after I come, they go! |
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Angelseverywhere  User ID: 763245
United States 11/23/2009 7:05 PM
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I knew that americans never heard of it
they are too preoccupied with eating and getting fat.
the way snail sex is done is by placing a snail on the clit and get high while she inches her way up
enjoy
clitoris
get a large snail from your garden and try it
initially you get a ticklish and tingling sensation
then orgasm after orgasm
i think the snails enjoy it even more
watch their antennas get exited
not sure how to respond to this thread can't make out if you are funny, sick or just plain mad lol  Quoting: Flowerpot
Um...yeah...I hear ya...

 It is not because angels are holier than men or devils that makes them angels, but because they do not expect holiness from one another, but from God alone. ~William Blake
An integral being knows without knowing, sees without looking, and accomplishes without doing. ~Lao-Tzu |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 777414
United States 11/23/2009 7:07 PM | | Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!! | Quote | lets get a pin here!!
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ScrumpTheTexan  User ID: 825310
United States 11/23/2009 7:19 PM
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I knew that americans never heard of it
they are too preoccupied with eating and getting fat.
the way snail sex is done is by placing a snail on the clit and get high while she inches her way up
enjoy Quoting: MARY from LA 824150
It's Bestiality.
And you're a FREAK.
PUKE.
Your Parents must be very proud. I am a Christian.
Christian does not equal doormat or pushover.
SickOfItAll
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 769657
United States 11/23/2009 7:24 PM | | Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!! | Quote | No kidding. Do that in front of grandma. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 825628
Australia 11/24/2009 7:27 AM | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 823592
Puerto Rico 11/24/2009 7:41 AM | | Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!! | Quote | Do that with a flesh eating snail !
Your clit will miss a piece !
Scargot lovers might want to give you tonge afterwards for seconds?
I rather tonge a cow cunt !
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 782145
United States 11/24/2009 7:42 AM | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 826401
Australia 11/24/2009 5:59 PM | | Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!! | Quote | I just tried it |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 811285
Mexico 11/24/2009 6:00 PM | | Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!! | Quote |
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grrttsgar  User ID: 826070
United States 11/24/2009 6:02 PM
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 827181
Australia 11/25/2009 7:21 PM | | Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!! | Quote | I don't know if any of you american girls have caught up with the latest sex craze sweeping Europe, especially Italy and France, but NOT England.
It is snail sex.
and I have discussed it with Pastor Max and he agrees that it is definitely not bestiality but it is biblical and it is allowed by God.
the bible foresaw this new last days fashion when she said '" The last shall be first"
and everyone know that the last and slowest animal in creation is the snail.
and also the first in sex orgasm
Enjoy! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 781194
United States 11/25/2009 7:25 PM | | Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!! | Quote |
I don't know if any of you american girls have caught up with the latest sex craze sweeping Europe, especially Italy and France, but NOT England.
It is snail sex.
and I have discussed it with Pastor Max and he agrees that it is definitely not bestiality but it is biblical and it is allowed by God.
the bible foresaw this new last days fashion when she said '" The last shall be first"
and everyone know that the last and slowest animal in creation is the snail.
and also the first in sex orgasm
Enjoy! Quoting: MARY from L.A. 824150
ARE YOU AN IDIOT? NO, WAIT, DON'T ANSWER THAT--I ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER. |
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mARY fROM l.a. User ID: 837652
Australia 12/10/2009 7:24 AM | | Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!! | Quote |
I don't know if any of you american girls have caught up with the latest sex craze sweeping Europe, especially Italy and France, but NOT England.
It is snail sex.
and I have discussed it with Pastor Max and he agrees that it is definitely not bestiality but it is biblical and it is allowed by God.
the bible foresaw this new last days fashion when she said '" The last shall be first"
and everyone know that the last and slowest animal in creation is the snail.
and also the first in sex orgasm
Enjoy! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 827181

it seems to me that many americans are still ignorant of how the genteel and refined upper class achieve orgasmic delights.
americans are still at the missionary position
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 838090
Australia 12/10/2009 6:35 PM | | Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!! | Quote |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 826414
Canada 12/10/2009 6:39 PM | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 834351
United States 12/10/2009 6:50 PM | | Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!! | Quote |
It's Bestiality.
And you're a FREAK.
PUKE.
Your Parents must be very proud. Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan
dude this was covered...
pastor max proclaimed it not to be beastiality.
alls good in tha hood
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 838991
Australia 12/11/2009 10:46 PM | | Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!! | Quote |
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 838090
God made snails for our slimey pleasures
so enjoy them
cooked or raw |
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makemelaugh User ID: 839015
United States 12/12/2009 12:30 AM | | Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!! | Quote | Tiger is said to have "ambien sex"
Hmmm? Sex on a sleeping pill? New to me. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 838965
Canada 12/12/2009 12:35 AM | | Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!! | Quote | this is slow fukking stupid |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 838991
Australia 12/12/2009 1:12 AM | | Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!! | Quote |

God made snails for our slimey pleasures
so enjoy them
cooked or raw
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 683898
United States 12/12/2009 1:15 AM | | Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!! | Quote |
I knew that americans never heard of it
they are too preoccupied with eating and getting fat.
the way snail sex is done is by placing a snail on the clit and get high while she inches her way up
enjoy
clitoris
get a large snail from your garden and try it
initially you get a ticklish and tingling sensation
then orgasm after orgasm
i think the snails enjoy it even more
watch their antennas get exited Quoting: Mary 824848
OMG. This is the best post on the internet. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 836041
United Kingdom 12/12/2009 1:19 AM | | Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!! | Quote | its MADE its way up my ass haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa help me. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 732737
United States 12/12/2009 1:33 AM | | Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!! | Quote |
this is slow fukking stupid Quoting: Anonymous Coward 838965
I see what you did there |
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smilesun User ID: 839067
Italy 12/12/2009 1:51 AM | | Re: SNAIL SEX. The Ultimate Orgasm Experience!! | Quote |
I don't know if any of you american girls have caught up with the latest sex craze sweeping Europe, especially Italy and France, but NOT England.
It is snail sex.
and I have discussed it with Pastor Max and he agrees that it is definitely not bestiality but it is biblical and it is allowed by God.
the bible foresaw this new last days fashion when she said '" The last shall be first"
and everyone know that the last and slowest animal in creation is the snail.
and also the first in sex orgasm
Enjoy! Quoting: MARY from L.A. 824150
In sum, no man can create a sensual, sexual experience for a frigid woman. ... Even the common garden snail engages in foreplay of 15 minutes to 6 hours. ... Is it possible for a man to have multiple orgasms like women do? You bet. ...
:-) My favorites thread [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] |
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