How to BEAT the breathalyzer!!!

Better yet, DON'T DRINK AND FUCKING DRIVE!!!

Hyper venting WORKS!

idiot

But it WORKS!!

Care to show some evidence it works?

Bullshit !
I was caught driving a mere 3 houses from my neighbors house to my house after downing about 6 Heinekens one night.

I was drunk but hell I parked in my driveway perfectly and very much cognizant and had my motor skills and functions in tact.
The cop asked had I been drinking and the only reason why he even asked was because earlier they were called out because of the music and knew we were drinking.
We complied and lowered the music.
Well obviously they hung around from a distance to arrest us as we left, i just happened to leave first a few hours later.

Anyway I said you already know we had been drinking and I'm home now, I wasnt swerving, I didnt wreck,and I'm not a danger to myself or anyone else, so end of story.

His partner said twice, OK wellyou have a nice night, but this rookie asshole cop insisted I blow into a breathalyzer.

The legal limit is a .08
Heres how I beat it.

I simply held my breath and strained and made it APPEAR as if I was actually blowing.

The entire time the asshole rookie cop kept saying..keep blowing, keep blowing.....I kept faking it.

When the handheld machine beeped and he took the reading, it was a .07

The cop was pissed and arrested me anyway and took me to Parker Center and made me blow into the big breathalyzer at the station.

I did the same exact thing.
FAKED IT and beat it again.

They couldnt issue me a citation because LEGALLY according to the machine I was under the legal limit.

So, they kept me in the drunk tank for 6 hours instead.

NEVER EVER BLOW EVEN A TINY BIT OF AIR FROM YOUR LUNGS INTO THOSE MACHINES !

indeed!!! dumbass people.

Oh good grief...do your really want this tard to poop his pants?















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liar, all the beathalyzers will show error if you don't blow a certain air pressure into them. The ONLY way to beat it is if you hyperventilate to temporarily purge the alchohol from the surface of the lungs. You can easily verify this info by trying it on a cheapo DX breathalyzer. If yer gettin bumped by the popo and you have to blow, whaddya got to lose? try it, it works.

Also know yer lyin because in CA if ya blew an .07 you still go down for DUI, they do not just "let you go" for blowin "only" an .07. They will either take you in for "Wet Reckless" or they'll just testify that "in their professional opinion" you were "impaired" even though you were slightly below legal limit..tard

I say AGAIN: HYPERVENTILATING WORKS!

I guarantee by not blowing until that machine beeps it will not register above.08 asshole.
I not only did it, I did it twice.

And I told them I had drank and I'm sure they smelled it, and I was neither WET nor RECKLESS.

As far as you calling me a liar go fuck yourself.
And as far as your hyperventilating try that with an L.A cop and watch him give you something to hyperventilate for moron.

Theres nothing wrong with drinking and driving. Drunk driving is the problems. The fucking mexicans have fucked it all up for the rest of us. They drive drunk to the point where they're semi-conscious. Hell, many american states have DRIVE UP liquor stores. Whats the BFD if I have 2 or 3 beers on my way home from work? The draconian duece laws are all about REVENUE, they just want money, they dont go after the mexicorns because THEY DONT HAVE ANY MONEY. The mexicans are the real danger on the road.

That reminds me, NEVER, EVER tell the cop that you had "a couple beers". tell them you had 1 (ONE) beer. EVERY drunk they pull over says they only had a "couple beers" every one of'em. Be original! :11:

I guarantee by not blowing until that machine beeps it will not register above.08 asshole.
I not only did it, I did it twice.

And I told them I had drank and I'm sure they smelled it, and I was neither WET nor RECKLESS.

As far as you calling me a liar go fuck yourself.
And as far as your hyperventilating try that with an L.A cop and watch him give you something to hyperventilate for moron.

You're a lying delusional cunt. STFU! You dont know WTF yer saying! Every machine in the bacon inventory requires a certain pressure, now you know this and try to cover for your lying mistake with bombast. Sit you little moron and let yer betters discuss these issues of import, mmm k?

+1

Having known two people that have been killed by drink driver - even though one had only had a glass of wine - I would say drink driving is a pretty low practice!

If you drive you are in control of a weapon of mass destruction...

I fyou are caught drink driving and proved guilty you should have your license revoked and serve jail - Period!

821718, WHy do you take the time to make some bullshit on an anon thr3ead? damn you dumb. mebbe you black??

Can I ask the OP does he have kids?

you jus got caught pulling sometin outta yer ass! LMAO, even though its an anon board (sort of) you are STILL embarrassed you little twat~!

EVERYONE knows ('cept apparently you!) that you cannot fool a breathalyzer by not blowing, the machine REQUIRES a certain pressure (like 1-2psi) to take a reading... ding dong hellooooo MORaN!!

Oh but mebbe yer experience was back in the 80's "when the machines were, somehow, "different""

tee hee he.

It works folks. I promise.

It doesn't work.
However you will pass out and get taken to hospital and given a blood test.

Well, actually.......YES!

Anyone want to go out tonight and test this theory and let us know if it works?

This might stir some controversy, but I feel there should be 2 levels of DWI.

1.) A DWI you get in a city over X amount of population or on an interstate highway.

2.) A DWI you get out in the sticks on a gravel road.

The one in the sticks would be half as expensive.

The best way I've heard is to keep a bottle of rum in your glove compartment. Then if you get pulled over, take it out, shout "PROVE I WAS DRUNK BEFORE THIS", and down it.

Seems foolproof to me.

add a third one...

Driving your lawn mower drunk while being filmed....
an extra half point if you're driving on the road !

my friend actually beat the test by fake blowing in the machine...they made him do it 3 times and he blew .000 all three times. I was actually the one driving but we were only 16 and i wasnt drinking at all. So i just wanted to say it works

I had driven under the influence for 35 years with absolutely no alcohol related incidents. I happened to have what's most commonly referred to as a normal fucking winter accident!!! They happen every single day here in MN, sober or not. Just because I had a few drinks does not mean I was either reckless or out of control. I simply hit an icy spot in the road in a 60 MPH zone and came upon some idiot who was going 20 MPH on that nice straight and relatively safe highway. They should have had their emergency flashers on so I could see that they were going ridiculously slow before I got too close to stop.
So fuck you and your stupid MADD statistics!!! The real truth is accidents happen every single fucking day, and at least 78 percent of them are caused by sober drivers!!!!

This entire alcohol crime industry is just a money making scam aimed at people ever since prohibition failed. IT'S BULLSHIT!!!!

Drinking is over rated.
It really is.
-EAT

Be sober!

To the poster who was caught drunk driving 3 doors down from his house:

Why didn't you just walk the 300 feet back home? Especially if you knew the cops had laid out an ambush for you?
And why would you drive your car 1/4 of a block to get to your friends in the first place?

It works but only if your BA is not excessively high. .08
is the limit where I live and you can hv that down to a .03