GLP Paid Shills- Class of '09

As pointed out in another thread, to hilarious effect, the quality of shills around here is just not what we're used to. Perhaps it's a sign of the times, but we've been graced with kindler, gentler shills, who seem to have noticed that they'll never convince us and it might be wiser to seem reasonable to an observer.



Notice they don't make mile-long posts that cite mile-long reference pages that would take hours to wade through, hoping that noone notices they subtly switch topic somewhere in the middle. They don't regurgitate the talking points with the veracity we've become accustomed to.


No, now they "don't know". But they're "pretty sure" that there's a rational explanation for everything, and as long as one can be manufactured we're all just a bunch of conspiracy theorists.

Oh yeah, and the reason we don't trust our government is that we secretly love pollution. We also hate religious tolerance. Sadly, due to the fact that our systems can only handle so much fluoride and they can't convince us to put anything else in the water this tactic is even less effective than the previous one that hides behind a wall of "research" (read: obtuse text) that others would "not dare try to challenge" (read: know better than to even try to point out the logical fallacies in)



GLP Paid Shills- Class of '09!
They don't make em like they used to!