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I need realistic ways to make $1000 as fast as possible

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/01/2009 05:50 PM
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I need realistic ways to make $1000 as fast as possible
i'm 24 and in the bay area

any manner of illegal conduct is what I am hoping to avoid so please refrain from suggestions which would require me to break the law
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12/01/2009 05:56 PM
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Re: I need realistic ways to make $1000 as fast as possible
sell your booty on the corner
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12/01/2009 05:56 PM
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Re: I need realistic ways to make $1000 as fast as possible
sell sperm. donate plasma. wait. fast as possible. um. start pawning your possesions(?)
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I don't have anything worth that much money as I've already pawned off items I could sell
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12/01/2009 05:58 PM
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Re: I need realistic ways to make $1000 as fast as possible
porn movie.
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12/01/2009 05:59 PM
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Re: I need realistic ways to make $1000 as fast as possible
ask family or friends to help you. if you really need the money they will do what they can for you.
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Re: I need realistic ways to make $1000 as fast as possible
porn movie.
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sell your booty on the corner
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I'm not willing to prostitute myself in any way for money
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12/01/2009 06:00 PM
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Re: I need realistic ways to make $1000 as fast as possible
Santa suit and collection tin.
Ho ho ho
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12/01/2009 06:00 PM
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Re: I need realistic ways to make $1000 as fast as possible
ask family or friends to help you. if you really need the money they will do what they can for you.
 Quoting: Neesie


I can't they've helped as much as they can already
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12/01/2009 06:00 PM
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Re: I need realistic ways to make $1000 as fast as possible
are u a good looking woman? If u r, let's make a deal
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12/01/2009 06:02 PM
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Re: I need realistic ways to make $1000 as fast as possible
are u a good looking woman? If u r, let's make a deal
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 830709


I'm a man, which doesn't give me the luxury of opening my legs for money
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12/01/2009 06:02 PM
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Re: I need realistic ways to make $1000 as fast as possible
Clean your friends' homes. We pay $100 here in Atlanta for a woman to come clean and she spends about three hours.
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12/01/2009 06:02 PM
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Re: I need realistic ways to make $1000 as fast as possible
I have an easier idea...
accept the fact you dont have $1000. And forget about the thing you want to buy.

If its for rent or any other real necessity, call yer landlord or whoever and say you just cant do it and need a payment plan or ask if there is any way they can help. People will work with ya.
If its fer food, call around and get on a charity list and invest in rice and beans.
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12/01/2009 06:03 PM
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Re: I need realistic ways to make $1000 as fast as possible
Santa suit and collection tin.
Ho ho ho
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 831331


1. it would require money to purchase a suit
2. doubtful I would even make enough to break even the cost of the suit despite many days of standing outside stores ringing a bell hoping for a little change
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12/01/2009 06:04 PM
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Re: I need realistic ways to make $1000 as fast as possible
Also, house-sit, pet-sit, or kid-sit for people going out of town.

Or, try courier work. I've never done that, but in the past I have known people who have hand-delivered packages. I think they went through the airlines. Has anyone done this who can help out?
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Re: I need realistic ways to make $1000 as fast as possible
your fukked, accept the fact that Luigi will break your legs Friday.
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12/01/2009 06:08 PM
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Re: I need realistic ways to make $1000 as fast as possible
I have an easier idea...
accept the fact you dont have $1000. And forget about the thing you want to buy.

If its for rent or any other real necessity, call yer landlord or whoever and say you just cant do it and need a payment plan or ask if there is any way they can help. People will work with ya.
If its fer food, call around and get on a charity list and invest in rice and beans.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 663220


I'm trying to pay off my credit card company the account is closed but i still owe a balance of $960 on the card, but the due date of the last payment was yesterday and I didn't have the funds to even cover the minimum payment. APR is 26.6 % I'm tired of throwing money to the card companies so I'm trying to get the money to pay off my debt but I can't find anywhere that will hire me around my town
PACNWguy

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12/01/2009 06:09 PM
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Re: I need realistic ways to make $1000 as fast as possible
Hey buddy, can you spare a kidney?

lol
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12/01/2009 06:10 PM
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Re: I need realistic ways to make $1000 as fast as possible
look at this thread by Trinity

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12/01/2009 06:11 PM
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Re: I need realistic ways to make $1000 as fast as possible
Try a temp service or day labor. Try a legal job you feel is "beneath " you. Cut up the credit card and never use one again.
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12/01/2009 06:11 PM
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Re: I need realistic ways to make $1000 as fast as possible
Hey buddy, can you spare a kidney?

lol
 Quoting: PACNWguy

Or better yet, your brain.
How much did you get for yours dude?
$3?
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Hey buddy, can you spare a kidney?

lol
 Quoting: PACNWguy


not willing to part with any organs either
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12/01/2009 06:13 PM
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Re: I need realistic ways to make $1000 as fast as possible
I have an easier idea...
accept the fact you dont have $1000. And forget about the thing you want to buy.

If its for rent or any other real necessity, call yer landlord or whoever and say you just cant do it and need a payment plan or ask if there is any way they can help. People will work with ya.
If its fer food, call around and get on a charity list and invest in rice and beans.


I'm trying to pay off my credit card company the account is closed but i still owe a balance of $960 on the card, but the due date of the last payment was yesterday and I didn't have the funds to even cover the minimum payment. APR is 26.6 % I'm tired of throwing money to the card companies so I'm trying to get the money to pay off my debt but I can't find anywhere that will hire me around my town
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 827465

no worries.. you have to call them and explain, ask if they can help.. they will. Your good, you just have to make the call and own up to it. YOu can ask what your options are, then get a second opinion, you're not alone. (it is embarrassing and it sucks, but it will get that monkey off your back and a way to pay it off)
Man up, you can do it. hf
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12/01/2009 06:14 PM
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Re: I need realistic ways to make $1000 as fast as possible
Try a temp service or day labor. Try a legal job you feel is "beneath " you. Cut up the credit card and never use one again.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 818465


the account is already closed but I still have to pay the balance off or it will just keep increasing more and more (not to mention that now my monthly payment is missed so they will start tacking on additional fees and finance charges)
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12/01/2009 06:15 PM
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Re: I need realistic ways to make $1000 as fast as possible
Got scrap?
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12/01/2009 06:18 PM
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Re: I need realistic ways to make $1000 as fast as possible
Sell your soul to the company store!!
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12/01/2009 06:19 PM
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Re: I need realistic ways to make $1000 as fast as possible
Try a temp service or day labor. Try a legal job you feel is "beneath " you. Cut up the credit card and never use one again.


the account is already closed but I still have to pay the balance off or it will just keep increasing more and more (not to mention that now my monthly payment is missed so they will start tacking on additional fees and finance charges)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 827465




Screw it. Let it go long enough to where they think you aren't going to pay a penny and then offer them half of what you owe ($500.00) and get it in writing that they are willing to settle for that amount, and they will be HAPPY to acccept your payment and call it even.

You have to be patient and ignore the letters and scare tactics for awhile though.
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12/01/2009 06:20 PM
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Re: I need realistic ways to make $1000 as fast as possible
Got scrap?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 679397


lol no, I already checked everywhere that I'm staying for scrap I could sell off, nothing much of any value and it would probably cost me more in gas to get to where I could sell it than I'd make pawning it
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12/01/2009 06:21 PM
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Re: I need realistic ways to make $1000 as fast as possible
Sell your soul to the company store!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 617679


which store?!
Fhirinne

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12/01/2009 06:21 PM
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Re: I need realistic ways to make $1000 as fast as possible
Buy things off ebay as there are always fools on there with something for shocking price which is worth sometimes £40 more than they want for it.. did it with a pair of Rockshox dart 2 forks paid 35 and sold for 65

Other than that how about putting yourself out there as a handy man sort of thing, peoples gardens and such hell its that time of year again when leafs are falling all over gardens and people hate getting rid of them all so I am sure there are more than a few that would pay you something to do it for them.

Last Edited by Fhirinne on 12/01/2009 06:31 PM
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12/01/2009 06:22 PM
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Re: I need realistic ways to make $1000 as fast as possible
go dumpster diving. any place that has copper wire or copper tubing (heater coils) can get you alot of money these days at the recycling center.
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12/01/2009 06:26 PM
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Re: I need realistic ways to make $1000 as fast as possible
i'm 24 and in the bay area

any manner of illegal conduct is what I am hoping to avoid so please refrain from suggestions which would require me to break the law
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 827465

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