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Start sucking cock.
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deliver pizza's for a couple weeks. cash money!
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Re: I need realistic ways to make $1000 as fast as possible
sell your booty on the corner
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are u a good looking woman? If u r, let's make a deal
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I'm a man, which doesn't give me the luxury of opening my legs for money
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Ummmm, ACTUALLY...there's bound to be at least one post from someone on Craig's List into that, lol.

Seriously, though, sell stuff on Ebay. Mow yards, wash cars, sign up at a day labor agency, put an ad out as a Man Friday/errand runner, get a pizza delivery job or wait tables (cash tips), apply at a Food Staffers, Temp Agency or Event Planning company. Also, it's not fast money but I worked as a Merchandiser for one of those online companies that schedule in-store demonstartions, store resets and DVD display inventories, etc. The pay was horrible but it was SOMETHING at a time there was nothing available.

I have no full-time job but I sell homemade breads and lemonade, coffee and some produce at a local farmers market, part time at a local cafe, and pick up extra jobs anywhere possible. If you're in your 20's, you should be able to nab any number of club or food and beverage service type jobs out there.

Basically, you'll have to work, sorry. There are no quick and legal easy moneymakers out there - that does not require some some level of labor. Millions of people are also trying to "get $1000 as quick as possible."
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are u a good looking woman? If u r, let's make a deal
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I'm a man, which doesn't give me the luxury of opening my legs for money
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... put an ad out as a Man Friday ...
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if you ad yourself as a "man friday" on craigslist i think you're back to "selling your booty for money"
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Buy silver jewelery dirt cheap at thrift stores. Wait 2 weeks for it to hit $50/oz
Take it to cash for gold & get melt value.
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I don't know if my offer is a bit late to help you but I can authoritatively show you how to make a $1,000 quickly, and if you are really serious, you can actually crank it out in a week.

Money making is about attitude. It's about how and where you place yourself. Do the right things at the right time and you'll find yourself thanking God Almighty for the rest of your life. Do the right thing at the wrong time and you'll find yourself wishing you were never born.

The bottom line is the fact that you can make whatever you get your mind to make in any time frame you want to make it.

I did not get to realize how motivated I am until I enlisted in US Army. The Army turned me into a "JUST DO IT, DON'T THINK IT" machine, and I am proud and grateful for that.

To learn more about how to make it happen easily, visit [link to www.thenextinternetbillionaire.com]

Trust me, you won't regret visiting.
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I don't know if my offer is a bit late to help you but I can authoritatively show you how to make a $1,000 quickly, and if you are really serious, you can actually crank it out in a week.

Money making is about attitude. It's about how and where you place yourself. Do the right things at the right time and you'll find yourself thanking God Almighty for the rest of your life. Do the right thing at the wrong time and you'll find yourself wishing you were never born.

The bottom line is the fact that you can make whatever you get your mind to make in any time frame you want to make it.

I did not get to realize how motivated I am until I enlisted in US Army. The Army turned me into a "JUST DO IT, DON'T THINK IT" machine, and I am proud and grateful for that.

To learn more about how to make it happen easily, visit [link to www.thenextinternetbillionaire.com]

Trust me, you won't regret visiting.
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Fucking spamtard scamtard fuck off no one trusts your scams
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Re: I need realistic ways to make $1000 as fast as possible
Realistic ways to make cash...

1. You have a parking space at your home, but do not use it? Rent it out.
2. Every city park has apple trees, and bike paths often have raspberry canes. Pick these, turn into jam and sell on a stand bake=sale style.
3. Pick up returnable beer cans and bottles. The trick with this is NOT to go where people tend to drop them, but where other can collectors tend not to go, eg, country roads and hedgerows.
4. Sign up for Mystery shopping. Mystery shopping companies send you to pretend to be a customer to allow their customers (the store owners) evaluate their staff performances. It's money for old rope!
5. Download a copy of "Final Draft" and write an award winning screenplay.
6. Writing to dissidents - The following actually LEGAL. Write non-political letters about what you had for supper last night, your dog's kennel and the beauty of the local hills - ni short utter rubbish that cannot offend. Obtain a list of dissidents being tortured in other countries from Amnesty International. Go to the pOst office to send these, BUT just before you post these off to North Korea, Iran etc, insure each one against non-delivery (its about %5 or so a time) Under the International Postage Agreement of 1923, I believe it was, every signator must agree to deliver regardless, so you legally have every reason to assume that it will arrive, although, actually, it obviously won't. Once the letter is sent back, go and pick up your insurance money and then just keep doing it. And the US Post won't care about what you are doing as the cost is all billed back to Iran and North Korea etc.. There was a guy on about $100,000 a year in ENgland doing this before the Soviet bloc fell.
7. Sell your place in the queue. (AN ingenious idea from Russia)Go and stand in a queue for a few hours (eg like for tickets for a Britney concert) Then, when you are about fifteen minutes from the front of the queue, have a friend sell your place at the front of the queue to some people who have just arrived at the back of it.
8. Buy land in Detroit with no house on it. At $100 each, you cannot surely loose in the long term. Give it ten years and they will be worth $50,000 plus each.
9. Give English lessons.

Dubious ways to make cash...
1. Get yourself a weekend security job at a downtown office block. Open up the empty office car park on a Sunday to local shoppers at $5 to park their car there. (Used to know a guy who was on about $60,000 a year doing just that)

Ways to control debt...
1. Every time that you receive money, change it into Canadian dollars until you actually need it.
2. Never fail to pay your credit cards. If you nearly nothing in the world, pay them $2. A tiny payment absolute jams up their recovery process and could buy you an extra month. The ir computers will also not record you as being in total default.
3. Years ago, I knew a local builder who had in ingenious way to save money. He paid every bill $45 short. Why? Because you cannot sue or go to court for less than %50.
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Very good write up


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06/07/2011 04:29 PM
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I don't know if my offer is a bit late to help you but I can authoritatively show you how to make a $1,000 quickly, and if you are really serious, you can actually crank it out in a week.

Money making is about attitude. It's about how and where you place yourself. Do the right things at the right time and you'll find yourself thanking God Almighty for the rest of your life. Do the right thing at the wrong time and you'll find yourself wishing you were never born.

The bottom line is the fact that you can make whatever you get your mind to make in any time frame you want to make it.

I did not get to realize how motivated I am until I enlisted in US Army. The Army turned me into a "JUST DO IT, DON'T THINK IT" machine, and I am proud and grateful for that.

To learn more about how to make it happen easily, visit [link to www.thenextinternetbillionaire.com]

Trust me, you won't regret visiting.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1418730


Fucking spamtard scamtard fuck off no one trusts your scams
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1413969


I am a real human and not a spammer you fuck tard! I have seen lots of people gone through serious depression because of money and I have vowed to help as much people as I can so I really don't know what your problem is; but I think you must be one of those people who are frustrated with their life and jobs.

Like I mentioned earlier, earning money is about the attitude.

1. Simply sign up for CPA network - CPA means cost per action. Do your proper keyword research using Google free keyword tool or Wordtracker keyword tool. Get the free Google $100 advert coupon and make a proper single advert pointing back to the specific CPA approved link you are accepted in. Once your target traffic fill out the information on the form, you'll automatically get credited for the lead. Some leads pay you as low as $1.00 while some pay as much as $120.00.

All you need to do is make sure you do your maths properly so as to calculate the difference between your cost and your expenses. I have been providing leads to companies for a long time and I get paid regularly. I also started using the same free Google $100 free advert coupon.

That is just one out of the many free ways you can comfortably earn constant income weekly. The word is "EARN", not "GET"

Life is not as hard as you think it is. As much as you have a computer and internet, the next thing is your dedication to make a difference in your life.

I have a good job in the Army and I also earn more than a $1000 a week providing leads to companies who need actual buying customers. If you need help, simply send me an email and I'll help you out. Don't be an asshole to people who wants to help others.
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I don't know if my offer is a bit late to help you but I can authoritatively show you how to make a $1,000 quickly, and if you are really serious, you can actually crank it out in a week.

Money making is about attitude. It's about how and where you place yourself. Do the right things at the right time and you'll find yourself thanking God Almighty for the rest of your life. Do the right thing at the wrong time and you'll find yourself wishing you were never born.

The bottom line is the fact that you can make whatever you get your mind to make in any time frame you want to make it.

I did not get to realize how motivated I am until I enlisted in US Army. The Army turned me into a "JUST DO IT, DON'T THINK IT" machine, and I am proud and grateful for that.

To learn more about how to make it happen easily, visit [link to www.thenextinternetbillionaire.com]

Trust me, you won't regret visiting.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1418730


Fucking spamtard scamtard fuck off no one trusts your scams
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1413969


I am a real human and not a spammer you fuck tard! I have seen lots of people gone through serious depression because of money and I have vowed to help as much people as I can so I really don't know what your problem is; but I think you must be one of those people who are frustrated with their life and jobs.

Like I mentioned earlier, earning money is about the attitude.

1. Simply sign up for CPA network - CPA means cost per action. Do your proper keyword research using Google free keyword tool or Wordtracker keyword tool. Get the free Google $100 advert coupon and make a proper single advert pointing back to the specific CPA approved link you are accepted in. Once your target traffic fill out the information on the form, you'll automatically get credited for the lead. Some leads pay you as low as $1.00 while some pay as much as $120.00.

All you need to do is make sure you do your maths properly so as to calculate the difference between your cost and your expenses. I have been providing leads to companies for a long time and I get paid regularly. I also started using the same free Google $100 free advert coupon.

That is just one out of the many free ways you can comfortably earn constant income weekly. The word is "EARN", not "GET"

Life is not as hard as you think it is. As much as you have a computer and internet, the next thing is your dedication to make a difference in your life.

I have a good job in the Army and I also earn more than a $1000 a week providing leads to companies who need actual buying customers. If you need help, simply send me an email and I'll help you out. Don't be an asshole to people who wants to help others.
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Fuck Off Scam artist.. You think we are idiots do you??? The only way YOU make money is it we fill out those forms, You selfish dickhead!!!!
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Just dont pay your credit card bill. They wont throw you in jail.
Sucks, but there are no get rich schemes that involve LEGAL activity.
Pay it when you can.
Rule#4 Double Tap.
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I don't know if my offer is a bit late to help you but I can authoritatively show you how to make a $1,000 quickly, and if you are really serious, you can actually crank it out in a week.

Money making is about attitude. It's about how and where you place yourself. Do the right things at the right time and you'll find yourself thanking God Almighty for the rest of your life. Do the right thing at the wrong time and you'll find yourself wishing you were never born.

The bottom line is the fact that you can make whatever you get your mind to make in any time frame you want to make it.

I did not get to realize how motivated I am until I enlisted in US Army. The Army turned me into a "JUST DO IT, DON'T THINK IT" machine, and I am proud and grateful for that.

To learn more about how to make it happen easily, visit [link to www.thenextinternetbillionaire.com]

Trust me, you won't regret visiting.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1418730


Fucking spamtard scamtard fuck off no one trusts your scams
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1413969


I am a real human and not a spammer you fuck tard! I have seen lots of people gone through serious depression because of money and I have vowed to help as much people as I can so I really don't know what your problem is; but I think you must be one of those people who are frustrated with their life and jobs.

Like I mentioned earlier, earning money is about the attitude.

1. Simply sign up for CPA network - CPA means cost per action. Do your proper keyword research using Google free keyword tool or Wordtracker keyword tool. Get the free Google $100 advert coupon and make a proper single advert pointing back to the specific CPA approved link you are accepted in. Once your target traffic fill out the information on the form, you'll automatically get credited for the lead. Some leads pay you as low as $1.00 while some pay as much as $120.00.

All you need to do is make sure you do your maths properly so as to calculate the difference between your cost and your expenses. I have been providing leads to companies for a long time and I get paid regularly. I also started using the same free Google $100 free advert coupon.

That is just one out of the many free ways you can comfortably earn constant income weekly. The word is "EARN", not "GET"

Life is not as hard as you think it is. As much as you have a computer and internet, the next thing is your dedication to make a difference in your life.

I have a good job in the Army and I also earn more than a $1000 a week providing leads to companies who need actual buying customers. If you need help, simply send me an email and I'll help you out. Don't be an asshole to people who wants to help others.
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Fuck Off Scam artist.. You think we are idiots do you??? The only way YOU make money is it we fill out those forms, You selfish dickhead!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1418850


Shit head ...You are so extremely screwed and disturbed. Affiliate marketing is about helping people who need assistance and guide towards their purchase, and not people like yourself who are too full of shit.

Lead generation is a legitimate business you fucktard! In case you are too retarded to notice; even the search engines are lead generators that points you to the direction of an existing file on the server. Why would you fill out a form when you don't need the guide??!@#$% That just prove that you are a complete idiot and not worth my time. I see why you don't even have a name on your post because you are bold enough to stand behind your post. What kind of planet are you on? Oh ...I know, in the cave. Shit Head!
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are u a good looking woman? If u r, let's make a deal


I'm a man, which doesn't give me the luxury of opening my legs for money
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He lives in the bay area (SF), and he thinks he can't 'spread his legs' for money.

This guy must be six years old.
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In SF it's more like spread your buns!

s226
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porn movie.
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sell your booty on the corner
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I'm not willing to prostitute myself in any way for money
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Think about you are doing it in cultural and artistic form !!

cruise

(OP, just kidding , good luck indeed !!)
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06/07/2011 09:33 PM
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Pawn your stuff.

And then start hooking in the tenderloin.
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you can begin your own business and make enough to pay them back later

get there it work for sure it's free to join and learn

www.franchiseformula.ws


the other post was right after a while they will accept an offer for cash lower then you owe they already made a lot with you because of the interest rate :-)
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1. Start with $100.
2. Place a 1:1 winning bet.
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 3 more times.

$1,600
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Try

www.taskrabbit.com

lots of temp jobs there....
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sell your booty on the corner
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Get on your knees and say a heart felt.thank u to Jesus...Tell him you love him and you need some help...he wont make $$ appear in your living room...but he will put someone in your life that introduces you to the solution..1000.00$ is nothing to God...he just wants ro be involved in it...ask him to help, and believe he will, and it will happen...its blind faith, but it really works...he created all of this...just talk to him, tell him your fears, problems, likes, dislikes, and let him iron everything out for you...good luck my friend...i already prayed for you..now you pray for you....then it will be all good..god bless
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Ok the truth,

Do not pay the credit card. If its closed it's closed. They (the credit people) will try and pressure you to pay because they get a commission.

It's about working smart not giving them your money, your life and any sense of dignity. Screw them!

Listen it's about your credit score, that's it. When an account is closed you can still make payments. However if the account is closed and it's been charged off in your credit, ummm that means the bank got paid by a collection agency and now collectors are calling you, and how they get paid is by pressuring ignorant people into paying.

So first find out who you are talking to. Then ask for a number to call them back. Find out the name of company. Usually a collection agency won't say the name when they answer the phone. And when you talk to them ask for a bill and firmly tell them you do not make payments over the phone end of story.

So be strong, confident, and stick to your guns.
There objective is to intimidate you to get you to pay.

I know this sounds weird and most people don't know this, but it's about the credit score not how much you have payed off.

Ps- did you know that if all your credit cards are paid off and your not using them, sure your thinking your responsible right, well NO, your credit will actually go Down. Yupe, and that is the truth.

Hope this helps.

Get educated! Your young, have a brain now start reading and get the knowledge before you let anyone else intimidate you ever again.

Dctruthvsreality


Over and out
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05/06/2012 11:52 AM
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i'm 24 and in the bay area

any manner of illegal conduct is what I am hoping to avoid so please refrain from suggestions which would require me to break the law
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You can plant Tulips for $25 an hour.
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Hey buddy, can you spare a kidney?

lol
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not willing to part with any organs either
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what about your Bontempi?

i'll give you a fiver for it.
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Why are we replying to a thread that is 2 1/2!years old?
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05/06/2012 11:59 AM
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Try a temp service or day labor. Try a legal job you feel is "beneath " you. Cut up the credit card and never use one again.
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the account is already closed but I still have to pay the balance off or it will just keep increasing more and more (not to mention that now my monthly payment is missed so they will start tacking on additional fees and finance charges)
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If all else fails fake your own death, change your name to Jefe, and move to a place like the honduras. They would never suspect you there. Trust me.
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EDIT: Well, I guess i'm kinda late, I didn't look at the date. I bet he faked his death already.5a
No idea why I just inserted that :/
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is this thread leaning towards gay porn again?
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Why are we replying to a thread that is 2 1/2!years old?
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because it's fun
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I will loan you the money against 25 % interest. grinning
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$1,000 in one to two months+ is entirely doable given that you are creative, show initiative, have the ability to focus, stay positive, do not give up, and given it your all.

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