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PACNWguy

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12/01/2009 06:27 PM
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You could sell shit fast on Craigslist. Post ads and use the word DESPRATE MUST SELL.

If you dont have anything to sell, ask your friends to give you shit that you can sell.

Most will part with a $200 drum set before they would give you $50.

If you ask around some people would give you a clunker sitting in their driveway that would turn $1000 easy.

You could also put a ad on Craigslist saying how desperate you are for a FREE car and then sell it./

Any time you spend on craigslist would be more financially beneficial than time spent at GLP.
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12/01/2009 06:28 PM
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the army is hiring
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12/01/2009 06:31 PM
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Gay porn take a masive black cock up your pooper. Ok it may hurt for abit but you will get the cash.
The Monk
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12/01/2009 06:33 PM
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i'm 24 and in the bay area

any manner of illegal conduct is what I am hoping to avoid so please refrain from suggestions which would require me to break the law
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A guy used to work the parking lot of my bank in LA, cleaning windshields for $1. He said he made about $100 a day.
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12/01/2009 06:36 PM
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Try a temp service or day labor. Try a legal job you feel is "beneath " you. Cut up the credit card and never use one again.


the account is already closed but I still have to pay the balance off or it will just keep increasing more and more (not to mention that now my monthly payment is missed so they will start tacking on additional fees and finance charges)




Screw it. Let it go long enough to where they think you aren't going to pay a penny and then offer them half of what you owe ($500.00) and get it in writing that they are willing to settle for that amount, and they will be HAPPY to acccept your payment and call it even.

You have to be patient and ignore the letters and scare tactics for awhile though.
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The Monk
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12/01/2009 06:37 PM
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i'm 24 and in the bay area

any manner of illegal conduct is what I am hoping to avoid so please refrain from suggestions which would require me to break the law


A guy used to work the parking lot of my bank in LA, cleaning windshields for $1. He said he made about $100 a day.
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I mean, when you thank about it, $5.00 for glass cleaner and maybe $5.00 for enough newspapers to get through the day and you've made a 1000% return.
Anonymous Coward
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12/01/2009 06:39 PM
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recycle.. tons of $ to be made there. Get yourself some gloves and hit the trash! You could make a party out of it.. get some friends together and go as a group.
I was just thinking about this myself today.. get some t-shirts made with a snappy logo, like '___ family recycle day' and go out with the family. YOu could make a ton.
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12/01/2009 06:40 PM
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You could sell shit fast on Craigslist. Post ads and use the word DESPRATE MUST SELL.

If you dont have anything to sell, ask your friends to give you shit that you can sell.

Most will part with a $200 drum set before they would give you $50.

If you ask around some people would give you a clunker sitting in their driveway that would turn $1000 easy.

You could also put a ad on Craigslist saying how desperate you are for a FREE car and then sell it./

Any time you spend on craigslist would be more financially beneficial than time spent at GLP.
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thanks for the ideas! :) not many in my town seem to use craigslist though :/
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12/01/2009 06:42 PM
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recycle.. tons of $ to be made there. Get yourself some gloves and hit the trash! You could make a party out of it.. get some friends together and go as a group.
I was just thinking about this myself today.. get some t-shirts made with a snappy logo, like '___ family recycle day' and go out with the family. YOu could make a ton.
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I'm pretty sure more than a few of the mexican families in my area already have this market cornered.. they drive around my neighborhood asking to take peoples recycles and they will come to their house and get them by sending the kids to the door with fliers and the like. hard to find bottles round these parts
Neesie

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12/01/2009 06:44 PM
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look for old air conditioners and refrigerators. they are usually at dump sites. inside the motor there is copper. and copper pays good at a metal recycling center. I know people that make a living selling scrap metal.
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12/01/2009 06:46 PM
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recycle.. tons of $ to be made there. Get yourself some gloves and hit the trash! You could make a party out of it.. get some friends together and go as a group.
I was just thinking about this myself today.. get some t-shirts made with a snappy logo, like '___ family recycle day' and go out with the family. YOu could make a ton.


I'm pretty sure more than a few of the mexican families in my area already have this market cornered.. they drive around my neighborhood asking to take peoples recycles and they will come to their house and get them by sending the kids to the door with fliers and the like. hard to find bottles round these parts
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You want to make money legally without having to get a job and don't want to dumpster dive or clean windshields. I think you're probably just a shiftless fool.
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12/01/2009 06:48 PM
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look for old air conditioners and refrigerators. they are usually at dump sites. inside the motor there is copper. and copper pays good at a metal recycling center. I know people that make a living selling scrap metal.
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afro thanks
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12/01/2009 06:50 PM
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You want to make money legally without having to get a job and don't want to dumpster dive or clean windshields. I think you're probably just a shiftless fool.
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I live in a mostly suburban area that was greatly impacted by the recent housing crisis, tons of foreclosures in this area and a lot of businesses cutting employee hours, not looking to add on another employee
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12/01/2009 06:55 PM
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What the hell kind of crack costs $1000 bucks? Pawn the computer you're on. That should at least get you a decent rock.
Neesie

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12/01/2009 06:56 PM
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look for old air conditioners and refrigerators. they are usually at dump sites. inside the motor there is copper. and copper pays good at a metal recycling center. I know people that make a living selling scrap metal.


afro thanks
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youre welcome! Good luck!
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12/01/2009 06:56 PM
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Mickey D's is hiring
Anonymous Coward
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12/01/2009 06:59 PM
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You're in the Bay Area and you think people in your town don't use Craigslist?


You couldn't be more wrong.
pud

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12/01/2009 07:01 PM
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You're in the Bay Area and you think people in your town don't use Craigslist?


You couldn't be more wrong.
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Exactly!

The Bay Area CL is the largest section of the entire Craigslist website!

What city are you in, OP? I'm in S.F.

peace
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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12/01/2009 07:02 PM
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Place a red envelope with nine coins in it under your front door mat......
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Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/01/2009 07:03 PM
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Place a red envelope with nine coins in it under your front door mat......
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interesting.. 0_o what's that supposed to do?
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12/01/2009 07:04 PM
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are u a good looking woman? If u r, let's make a deal


I'm a man, which doesn't give me the luxury of opening my legs for money
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He lives in the bay area (SF), and he thinks he can't 'spread his legs' for money.

This guy must be six years old.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/01/2009 07:05 PM
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You're in the Bay Area and you think people in your town don't use Craigslist?


You couldn't be more wrong.

Exactly!

The Bay Area CL is the largest section of the entire Craigslist website!

What city are you in, OP? I'm in S.F.

peace
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in brentwood, it's out in the easy bay.. I know CL is huge in the bay area but in my section brentwood/oakley there is like 1 post per day average on the jobs section
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12/01/2009 07:07 PM
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are u a good looking woman? If u r, let's make a deal


I'm a man, which doesn't give me the luxury of opening my legs for money


He lives in the bay area (SF), and he thinks he can't 'spread his legs' for money.

This guy must be six years old.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 378837


I already made it clear in the thread I was not interested in prostitution in any form, being fully aware many A.C. would suggest it
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12/01/2009 07:07 PM
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Re: I need realistic ways to make $1000 as fast as possible
I have an easier idea...
accept the fact you dont have $1000. And forget about the thing you want to buy.

If its for rent or any other real necessity, call yer landlord or whoever and say you just cant do it and need a payment plan or ask if there is any way they can help. People will work with ya.
If its fer food, call around and get on a charity list and invest in rice and beans.


I'm trying to pay off my credit card company the account is closed but i still owe a balance of $960 on the card, but the due date of the last payment was yesterday and I didn't have the funds to even cover the minimum payment. APR is 26.6 % I'm tired of throwing money to the card companies so I'm trying to get the money to pay off my debt but I can't find anywhere that will hire me around my town
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Dude, fuck that. They will take 200 off and say you owe the rest. Forget about that shit. if you have perfect credit, the only thing worth protecting, then get another card and pay off that card later.
pud

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12/01/2009 07:08 PM
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You're in the Bay Area and you think people in your town don't use Craigslist?


You couldn't be more wrong.

Exactly!

The Bay Area CL is the largest section of the entire Craigslist website!

What city are you in, OP? I'm in S.F.

peace


in brentwood, it's out in the easy bay.. I know CL is huge in the bay area but in my section brentwood/oakley there is like 1 post per day average on the jobs section
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 827465

Yes, I know Brentwood very well. You guys were hit SUPER HARD by the housing crash, and unemployment.

Sorry to hear of your misfortune.

I recently hired 3 employees, at an average wage of $17/hr and fulltime, w/ bennies. Do you have a college degree?
Pastor New Socks -- Putting the "stud" back into Bible Study!

Christian Zionism does NOT equal Hypocritical Paradox!

Who Will Jesus Damn?


Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

PRAISE!

Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

God-Fearing Christians, Heathens, and Zionist Dime Pieces may email me anytime at: [email protected]
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12/01/2009 07:09 PM
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go pick some mushrooms or something..
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12/01/2009 07:09 PM
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porn movie.



sell your booty on the corner



I'm not willing to prostitute myself in any way for money
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If you had a large cock and stamina you'd do it. At least i would, I'd do it without being desperate, which I am but if I could. Hell ya! ;)
Anonymous Coward
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12/01/2009 07:12 PM
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Sell your computer, TV, xbox, PS3? What ever you have sell it.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/01/2009 07:12 PM
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Re: I need realistic ways to make $1000 as fast as possible
went to college for 3 years but never finished my degree, at the time I was naive enough to think I could just study whatever I enjoyed in college, I was pursuing a philosophy degree until family matters forced me to withdraw, I want to eventually finish my degree but at the moment I'm just trying to get enough money to live, not to mention pay off the banks





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