I need realistic ways to make $1000 as fast as possible

sell your booty on the corner

I'm a man, which doesn't give me the luxury of opening my legs for money

... put an ad out as a Man Friday ...

I don't know if my offer is a bit late to help you but I can authoritatively show you how to make a $1,000 quickly, and if you are really serious, you can actually crank it out in a week.

Money making is about attitude. It's about how and where you place yourself. Do the right things at the right time and you'll find yourself thanking God Almighty for the rest of your life. Do the right thing at the wrong time and you'll find yourself wishing you were never born.

The bottom line is the fact that you can make whatever you get your mind to make in any time frame you want to make it.

I did not get to realize how motivated I am until I enlisted in US Army. The Army turned me into a "JUST DO IT, DON'T THINK IT" machine, and I am proud and grateful for that.

To learn more about how to make it happen easily, visit [link to www.thenextinternetbillionaire.com]

Trust me, you won't regret visiting.

Realistic ways to make cash...

1. You have a parking space at your home, but do not use it? Rent it out.
2. Every city park has apple trees, and bike paths often have raspberry canes. Pick these, turn into jam and sell on a stand bake=sale style.
3. Pick up returnable beer cans and bottles. The trick with this is NOT to go where people tend to drop them, but where other can collectors tend not to go, eg, country roads and hedgerows.
4. Sign up for Mystery shopping. Mystery shopping companies send you to pretend to be a customer to allow their customers (the store owners) evaluate their staff performances. It's money for old rope!
5. Download a copy of "Final Draft" and write an award winning screenplay.
6. Writing to dissidents - The following actually LEGAL. Write non-political letters about what you had for supper last night, your dog's kennel and the beauty of the local hills - ni short utter rubbish that cannot offend. Obtain a list of dissidents being tortured in other countries from Amnesty International. Go to the pOst office to send these, BUT just before you post these off to North Korea, Iran etc, insure each one against non-delivery (its about %5 or so a time) Under the International Postage Agreement of 1923, I believe it was, every signator must agree to deliver regardless, so you legally have every reason to assume that it will arrive, although, actually, it obviously won't. Once the letter is sent back, go and pick up your insurance money and then just keep doing it. And the US Post won't care about what you are doing as the cost is all billed back to Iran and North Korea etc.. There was a guy on about $100,000 a year in ENgland doing this before the Soviet bloc fell.
7. Sell your place in the queue. (AN ingenious idea from Russia)Go and stand in a queue for a few hours (eg like for tickets for a Britney concert) Then, when you are about fifteen minutes from the front of the queue, have a friend sell your place at the front of the queue to some people who have just arrived at the back of it.
8. Buy land in Detroit with no house on it. At $100 each, you cannot surely loose in the long term. Give it ten years and they will be worth $50,000 plus each.
9. Give English lessons.

Dubious ways to make cash...
1. Get yourself a weekend security job at a downtown office block. Open up the empty office car park on a Sunday to local shoppers at $5 to park their car there. (Used to know a guy who was on about $60,000 a year doing just that)

Ways to control debt...
1. Every time that you receive money, change it into Canadian dollars until you actually need it.
2. Never fail to pay your credit cards. If you nearly nothing in the world, pay them $2. A tiny payment absolute jams up their recovery process and could buy you an extra month. The ir computers will also not record you as being in total default.
3. Years ago, I knew a local builder who had in ingenious way to save money. He paid every bill $45 short. Why? Because you cannot sue or go to court for less than %50.

Fucking spamtard scamtard fuck off no one trusts your scams

I am a real human and not a spammer you fuck tard! I have seen lots of people gone through serious depression because of money and I have vowed to help as much people as I can so I really don't know what your problem is; but I think you must be one of those people who are frustrated with their life and jobs.

Like I mentioned earlier, earning money is about the attitude.

1. Simply sign up for CPA network - CPA means cost per action. Do your proper keyword research using Google free keyword tool or Wordtracker keyword tool. Get the free Google $100 advert coupon and make a proper single advert pointing back to the specific CPA approved link you are accepted in. Once your target traffic fill out the information on the form, you'll automatically get credited for the lead. Some leads pay you as low as $1.00 while some pay as much as $120.00.

All you need to do is make sure you do your maths properly so as to calculate the difference between your cost and your expenses. I have been providing leads to companies for a long time and I get paid regularly. I also started using the same free Google $100 free advert coupon.

That is just one out of the many free ways you can comfortably earn constant income weekly. The word is "EARN", not "GET"

Life is not as hard as you think it is. As much as you have a computer and internet, the next thing is your dedication to make a difference in your life.

I have a good job in the Army and I also earn more than a $1000 a week providing leads to companies who need actual buying customers. If you need help, simply send me an email and I'll help you out. Don't be an asshole to people who wants to help others.

Fuck Off Scam artist.. You think we are idiots do you??? The only way YOU make money is it we fill out those forms, You selfish dickhead!!!!

He lives in the bay area (SF), and he thinks he can't 'spread his legs' for money.

This guy must be six years old.

I'm not willing to prostitute myself in any way for money

sell your booty on the corner

i'm 24 and in the bay area

any manner of illegal conduct is what I am hoping to avoid so please refrain from suggestions which would require me to break the law

not willing to part with any organs either

EDIT: Well, I guess i'm kinda late, I didn't look at the date. I bet he faked his death already.
No idea why I just inserted that :/

Why are we replying to a thread that is 2 1/2!years old?

i'm 24 and in the bay area

any manner of illegal conduct is what I am hoping to avoid so please refrain from suggestions which would require me to break the law