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THE NEW JERUSALEM CALENDAR SYSTEM HAS THE HOLY BOOK, CALENDAR, AND HOLIDAYS FOR CHRISTIANITY. THE MOST AWESOME CALENDAR IN HUMAN HISTORY!!

 
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I think you lost a lot of your followers (I think you had perhaps 10-12 to begin with) when you claimed that the Great Flood was not to be taken literally, but spiritually.

Even Christians are asking themselves: WTF???

Give it up Russ.

When even Christians are laughing at you, it's time to quit.
 Quoting: The Professor 660063

Those "followers" were Russ. He used proxies in order to drum up support for he and his cult. angryface
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Only 9 more SHIT STARS til 666
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This is my last post on this thread:

I consulted the Word for guidance and the Spirit led me to:

Ezek 3:27 But when I speak with thee, I will open thy mouth, and thou shalt say unto them, Thus saith the Lord GOD; He that heareth, let him hear; and he that forbeareth, let him forbear: for they are a rebellious house.


Tue Jan 11/24
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ


Thank you Lord.... :Man claps:
If at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure is more your style.
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This is my last post on this thread:

I consulted the Word for guidance and the Spirit led me to:

Ezek 3:27 But when I speak with thee, I will open thy mouth, and thou shalt say unto them, Thus saith the Lord GOD; He that heareth, let him hear; and he that forbeareth, let him forbear: for they are a rebellious house.


Tue Jan 11/24


Thank you Lord.... :Man claps:
 Quoting: *Jentle*

George Harrison - My Sweet Lord
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This is my last post on this thread:

I consulted the Word for guidance and the Spirit led me to:

Ezek 3:27 But when I speak with thee, I will open thy mouth, and thou shalt say unto them, Thus saith the Lord GOD; He that heareth, let him hear; and he that forbeareth, let him forbear: for they are a rebellious house.


Tue Jan 11/24


Thank you Lord.... :Man claps:

George Harrison - My Sweet Lord
[link to www.youtube.com]
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Thanks
If at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure is more your style.
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This is my last post on this thread:

I consulted the Word for guidance and the Spirit led me to:

Ezek 3:27 But when I speak with thee, I will open thy mouth, and thou shalt say unto them, Thus saith the Lord GOD; He that heareth, let him hear; and he that forbeareth, let him forbear: for they are a rebellious house.


Tue Jan 11/24


Thank you Lord.... :Man claps:

George Harrison - My Sweet Lord
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:Thanks:
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This one is for you, Flower Girl! 5a

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I think you lost a lot of your followers (I think you had perhaps 10-12 to begin with) when you claimed that the Great Flood was not to be taken literally, but spiritually.

Even Christians are asking themselves: WTF???

Give it up Russ.

When even Christians are laughing at you, it's time to quit.
 Quoting: The Professor 660063

Yep. Quit now before Trickster comes to have a merry dance though the highways and byways of your consciousness,maybe when he gets bored with the fake prophet with the big gob. You just can't keep a good archetype down...

Just for the record-the "great flood" is more likely a memory of all the water at the end of the last Ice Age, a few folks on a raft with a Goat or two and some seeds. The story grew with the telling and here we are with a set of Myths. Simple. You're funny. I like Funny. It makes me laugh.
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Only 8 more SHIT STARS til 666

C'mon we can do this.

LET'S GIT 'ER DONE!

Then we can have a party! 5a
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bumpING FOR SHIT STARS! pennywise
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This is my last post on this thread:

I consulted the Word for guidance and the Spirit led me to:

Ezek 3:27 But when I speak with thee, I will open thy mouth, and thou shalt say unto them, Thus saith the Lord GOD; He that heareth, let him hear; and he that forbeareth, let him forbear: for they are a rebellious house.


Tue Jan 11/24
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ



We see,

It's gotta be a "The Lord" or "the Spirit" or "God" showed/told/led me type thing.

Sorry Russ but that was NOT the Spirit, nor the Lord, nor God.

It's what your delusional little mind WISHES was the Lord or the Spirit or God doing to show/tell/lead you, for the benefit of preserving your lame ass!

Because of course it can't possibly be you using your own reason and intellect to make up your own mind as-to-what to do!

lame

(insert lame ass award here)

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- "Rebellion to Tyrants is Obedience to God" - Thomas Jefferson's Personal Seal
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662!! 5a
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Come on people only need four more.

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Come on people only need four more.
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Good on ya!

I'd vote on this thread had I not done so earlier. :(

ONLY FOUR MORE STARS...LET'S DO IT PEOPLE!
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Used up my star already.

I went 5 stars.

Of course it had 0 effect on the overall rating...))

Clear your karma...!
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So what's the friggin' hold up?
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So what's the friggin' hold up?
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Dunno! It's like pulling teeth.

We're so close, yet so far. :(

I've already used my vote earlier. :(
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This MUST be some kind of GLP record!
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This MUST be some kind of GLP record!
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It's the all time record.

NEVER IN GLP HISTORY HAS THIS BEEN DONE!
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This is my last post on this thread:

I consulted the Word for guidance and the Spirit led me to:

Ezek 3:27 But when I speak with thee, I will open thy mouth, and thou shalt say unto them, Thus saith the Lord GOD; He that heareth, let him hear; and he that forbeareth, let him forbear: for they are a rebellious house.

 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ

Deciever,

like all deceivers

use a little truth if and when convenient
always out of context

to justify your lies.

Repent.
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today is january 13/13

rofl
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BEHOLD THE NEW JERUSALEM!!!
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Only a bullet will stop this spamming nutcase.

siren2

Hey Russ?

BTW this is the same AC that 'contracted' you earlier for a 1k fk-u-up.

If I were you, I'd get a job & drop this s**t b4 you meet one of these bent AC's & you find out in-person what God REALLY thinks about all of this......

You're like GLP's retard-chimp attraction (no-offense... but lets get real here) & we (in a sick kick-the-dolt kinda way), dig you breathing.

You really might wanna go through the pages of this cluster-f**k of a thread & make sure that you haven't hung your nuts out-to-dry w/ a twistoff.

Just sayin....
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan

DUDE YOU ARE THAT AC...FUCKED UP SCRUMP!!!!!!
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Only a bullet will stop this spamming nutcase.

siren2

Hey Russ?

BTW this is the same AC that 'contracted' you earlier for a 1k fk-u-up.

If I were you, I'd get a job & drop this s**t b4 you meet one of these bent AC's & you find out in-person what God REALLY thinks about all of this......

You're like GLP's retard-chimp attraction (no-offense... but lets get real here) & we (in a sick kick-the-dolt kinda way), dig you breathing.

You really might wanna go through the pages of this cluster-f**k of a thread & make sure that you haven't hung your nuts out-to-dry w/ a twistoff.

Just sayin....

DUDE YOU ARE THAT AC...FUCKED UP SCRUMP!!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 887541

Ask the Mods about that you friggin' IDIOT.

I'm the one that reported the two AC's that threatened that moron's life.
*edit*
Fool

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Only a bullet will stop this spamming nutcase.

siren2

Hey Russ?

BTW this is the same AC that 'contracted' you earlier for a 1k fk-u-up.

If I were you, I'd get a job & drop this s**t b4 you meet one of these bent AC's & you find out in-person what God REALLY thinks about all of this......

You're like GLP's retard-chimp attraction (no-offense... but lets get real here) & we (in a sick kick-the-dolt kinda way), dig you breathing.

You really might wanna go through the pages of this cluster-f**k of a thread & make sure that you haven't hung your nuts out-to-dry w/ a twistoff.

Just sayin....

DUDE YOU ARE THAT AC...FUCKED UP SCRUMP!!!!!!

Ask the Mods about that you friggin' IDIOT.

I'm the one that reported the two AC's that threatened that moron's life.
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Fool

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yeah you reported it...so what? youre a master troll scrump...it was you dude, i am sure of it...the bravado is unmistakeable....you should be banned for life
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Even giving 5 stars to this thread has ZERO effect at this stage of the game...)
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DUDE YOU ARE THAT AC...FUCKED UP SCRUMP!!!!!!
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It wasn't Scrump. That AC wasn't even on the same continent as Scrump, and he wasn't using a proxy.
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Only a bullet will stop this spamming nutcase.

siren2

Hey Russ?

BTW this is the same AC that 'contracted' you earlier for a 1k fk-u-up.

If I were you, I'd get a job & drop this s**t b4 you meet one of these bent AC's & you find out in-person what God REALLY thinks about all of this......

You're like GLP's retard-chimp attraction (no-offense... but lets get real here) & we (in a sick kick-the-dolt kinda way), dig you breathing.

You really might wanna go through the pages of this cluster-f**k of a thread & make sure that you haven't hung your nuts out-to-dry w/ a twistoff.

Just sayin....

DUDE YOU ARE THAT AC...FUCKED UP SCRUMP!!!!!!

Ask the Mods about that you friggin' IDIOT.

I'm the one that reported the two AC's that threatened that moron's life.
*edit*
Fool

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yeah you reported it...so what? youre a master troll scrump...it was you dude, i am sure of it...the bravado is unmistakeable....you should be banned for life
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It was me. I meant what I said. Reporting me, banning me or reporting me to the authorities doesn't make any difference. Dangerous cult leaders should be dealt with before they hurt anyone. End of story.
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It was me. I meant what I said. Reporting me, banning me or reporting me to the authorities doesn't make any difference. Dangerous cult leaders should be dealt with before they hurt anyone. End of story.
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It was you. Thanks for providing us with another ip address from the same ISP.
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BEHOLD THE NEW JERUSALEM!!!
 Quoting: NEW JERUSALEM DAN 887541

stfu AND STOP USING PROXIES TO DRUM UP SUPPORT FOR YOUR CULT!
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