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THE NEW JERUSALEM CALENDAR SYSTEM HAS THE HOLY BOOK, CALENDAR, AND HOLIDAYS FOR CHRISTIANITY.PALM TUESDAY,PASSOVER,EASTER,PENTECOST SEASON

 
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Tomorrow is 12/20/12


Thursday, it's 12/21/12

The end of the Mayan calendar


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Good morning. I hope they are talking about the New Jerusalem calendar at the conclave


Wed Feb 12/20/12
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Tomorrow is 12/20/12


Thursday, it's 12/21/12

The end of the Mayan calendar


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Their top order of business should be the New Jerusalem calendar advancing the Church from 1582 AD into the 21rst century.
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Go tell THEM that. Otherwise they will just waste their time electing a new pope!!!!!
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I have told the Catholic Church about it.


Tue Feb 12/19/12
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What did they say?
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Their top order of business should be the New Jerusalem calendar advancing the Church from 1582 AD into the 21rst century.
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Go tell THEM that. Otherwise they will just waste their time electing a new pope!!!!!
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I have told the Catholic Church about it.


Tue Feb 12/19/12
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What did they say?
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Various responses.


Wed Feb 12/20/12
John 4:24
God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth.
Rom 8:14 For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God
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Good morning. I hope they are talking about the New Jerusalem calendar at the conclave


Wed Feb 12/20/12
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Will they burn New Jerusalem Calendars in order to produce the white smoke?
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Good morning. I hope they are talking about the New Jerusalem calendar at the conclave


Wed Feb 12/20/12
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Will they burn New Jerusalem Calendars in order to produce the white smoke?
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You think they are printing them out
[link to newjerusalemcalendar.com]


Wed Feb 12/20/12

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John 4:24
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Rom 8:14 For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God
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Good morning

Thu Feb 12/21/12
John 4:24
God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth.
Rom 8:14 For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God
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Good morning. I hope they are talking about the New Jerusalem calendar at the conclave


Wed Feb 12/20/12
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Will they burn New Jerusalem Calendars in order to produce the white smoke?
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You think they are printing them out
[link to newjerusalemcalendar.com]


Wed Feb 12/20/12
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Absolutely!
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Good morning

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So how are things?

Thu Feb 12/21/12
John 4:24
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Rom 8:14 For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God
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Good luck with your Conclave...I hope the Vatican annoints you as the new Pope.

Also, CONGRATULLATIONS TO YOU are in order. This thread has reached an unimaginable 1,000th One Star thread rating.

You'll always be remembered for this thread as it be close to impossible for anyone else to beat it.

You, Sir, have made GLP history!

Let us declare today as a Holiday in honor of New Jerusalem Russ!
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Good luck with your Conclave...I hope the Vatican annoints you as the new Pope.

Also, CONGRATULLATIONS TO YOU are in order. This thread has reached an unimaginable 1,000th One Star thread rating.

You'll always be remembered for this thread as it be close to impossible for anyone else to beat it.

You, Sir, have made GLP history!

Let us declare today as a Holiday in honor of New Jerusalem Russ!
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Let's say the conclave is done and they accepted the New Jerusalem Pentecost 2018 plan. How would you handle that?

Thu Feb 12/21/12

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John 4:24
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Rom 8:14 For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God
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Let's say the conclave is done and they accepted the New Jerusalem Pentecost 2018 plan. How would you handle that?
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I'm not Roman Catholic, so why would I care?
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Let's say the conclave is done and they accepted the New Jerusalem Pentecost 2018 plan. How would you handle that?
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I'm not Roman Catholic, so why would I care?
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It's advanced Roman Catholic. Brings you into the 21rst century.

Thu Feb 12/21/12
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Who would like to use my New Brewsalem calendar? Everybody works two days a week and drinks beer the other five!
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This thread is one and a half stars but this one is 3 and a half
Thread: The New Jerusalem calendar is winning the poll! The most awesome Christian calendar of all time!!!

POLL: What calendar is designed for uniting the nations for the New Jerusalem Kingdom of God and Jesus Christ on Earth?

New Jerusalem Calendar 56.7% (93)
Mayan Calendar 14.6% (24)
1582 AD Gregorian Calendar 13.4% (22)
Moon Jew Calendar 7.3% (12)
Buddhist Calendar 3.0% (5)
Islam Calendar 1.8% (3)
Hindu Calendar 1.8% (3)
Julian Calendar 1.2% (2)
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Non-Blank Votes: 164



Thu Feb 12/21/12
John 4:24
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Rom 8:14 For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God
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1.5 + 3.5 = 5 stars

:)


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John 4:24
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Rom 8:14 For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God
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Let's say the conclave is done and they accepted the New Jerusalem Pentecost 2018 plan. How would you handle that?
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I'm not Roman Catholic, so why would I care?
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It's advanced Roman Catholic. Brings you into the 21rst century.
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I'm already in the 21st century. Today is March 8, 2013. That is a date in the 21st century.

If the Roman Catholic Church decides to switch to your calendar, I don't care. What has it got to do with me? They can do that if they want to. It won't have any effect on my life.

But of course the conclave isn't discussing switching to your calendar, they are electing a new pope. Don't know how you missed that basic fact.
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I'm already in the 21st century. Today is March 8, 2013. That is a date in the 21st century.

If the Roman Catholic Church decides to switch to your calendar, I don't care. What has it got to do with me? They can do that if they want to. It won't have any effect on my life.

But of course the conclave isn't discussing switching to your calendar, they are electing a new pope. Don't know how you missed that basic fact.
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March 8, 2013 is the Pope Gregory VIII 1582 AD Gregorian calendar date. So since you already go by the Catholic system when they modernize to the New Jerusalem you will go with that.

The conclave is electing a future vision. The New Jerusalem vision is the best.
[link to newjerusalemcalendar.com]

Thu Feb 12/21/12

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John 4:24
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Rom 8:14 For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God
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Good morning

Fri Feb 12/22/12
John 4:24
God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth.
Rom 8:14 For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God
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1.5 + 3.5 = 5 stars

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Thu Feb 12/21/12
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cruise
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Good luck with your Conclave...I hope the Vatican annoints you as the new Pope.

Also, CONGRATULLATIONS TO YOU are in order. This thread has reached an unimaginable 1,000th One Star thread rating.

You'll always be remembered for this thread as it be close to impossible for anyone else to beat it.

You, Sir, have made GLP history!

Let us declare today as a Holiday in honor of New Jerusalem Russ!
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1rof1 This thread should have been closed immediately after this post.
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You know whats so scary about this whole idea? Some crazy group of people like the nazis or the obamanites will probably one day make this a part of their occult.
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So as Pope I would like $7 billion.

Just put a quantity of 7000 in the $million contribute area.
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"I think the thing we really need is somebody who can communicate the gospel in a way that is understandable and attractive to people in the 21st century," said Rev. Thomas Reese, Jesuit scholar and author of "Inside the Vatican".

"The other thing that I think the cardinals are looking for is someone who can reform or reorganize the Vatican Curia (bureaucracy)," he added."

[link to news.yahoo.com]

HMMM


Sat Feb 12/23/12
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"I think the thing we really need is somebody who can communicate the gospel in a way that is understandable and attractive to people in the 21st century," said Rev. Thomas Reese, Jesuit scholar and author of "Inside the Vatican".

"The other thing that I think the cardinals are looking for is someone who can reform or reorganize the Vatican Curia (bureaucracy)," he added."

[link to news.yahoo.com]

HMMM
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What are you thinking? "This is a job for... BATMAN!!!"!!!
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"I think the thing we really need is somebody who can communicate the gospel in a way that is understandable and attractive to people in the 21st century," said Rev. Thomas Reese, Jesuit scholar and author of "Inside the Vatican".

"The other thing that I think the cardinals are looking for is someone who can reform or reorganize the Vatican Curia (bureaucracy)," he added."

[link to news.yahoo.com]

HMMM
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What are you thinking? "This is a job for... BATMAN!!!"!!!
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Oh my gosh. I have the restructuring right here
[link to newjerusalemcalendar.com]



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John 4:24
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What are you thinking? "This is a job for... BATMAN!!!"!!!
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Oh my gosh. I have the restructuring right here
[link to newjerusalemcalendar.com]
 Quoting: Pope New Jerusalem Russ


That must be the old version. It hasn't got Batman Day on it.

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