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Message Subject What do Christians have to say prayer before they eat?
Poster Handle Anonymous Coward
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One day an atheist decided to take a short cut in the woods going home. It was a very pretty day; birds were singing and flying, the brook was burbling, and wild flowers were everywhere. Just he saw the bushes move. It was a bear. He ran as fast as he could and faster still. Then he tripped and fell on a log. By then the bear was right over him about to strike. The atheist yelled out"Oh my God." Just then the birds froze, suspended in mid-air, the brook stopped burbling, and it got quiet. Then God showed up and said "tell me, why should I save you? You teach people to not believe in Me." Then the atheist yelled out "well, at least make the bear a christian." Then God said "Oh, all right." Then the birds were flying again and the brook was burbling. The bear was about to strike then stopped, stood up on his hinds, bowed his head and said "Lord, I thank Thee for this food I'm about to eat."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 832841

A man was preparing for his first parachute jump. He asked the instructor: "what if my chute doesn't open?" Pull the second chute, was the reply.

What if the second chute doesn't open? Yell "BUDDAH" at the top of your lungs, was the reply.

The man jumped. His firt chute didnt open. He pulled the second rip cord, but that chute didn't open either.

Recalling the instructions, he screamed: "BUDDAH" at the top of his lungs. A giant brown hand apppeared and gently cradeled the man.

Astonished, the man exclaimed "Jesus Christ".

The giant brown hand relesased the man and he fell to his death.

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