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GLP's Christmas party....in a nutshell!

 
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GLP's Christmas party....in a nutshell!
GLP Memo
FROM: Dick Strong,
TO: All GLP
DATE: October 1, 2008
RE: Gala Christmas Party

I'm happy to inform you that the GLP Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We'll have a small band playing traditional carols... feel free to sing along. And don't be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus! A Christmas tree will be lit at 1:00 PM. Exchanges of gifts among employees can be done at that time; however, no gift should be over $10.00 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone's pockets. This gathering is only for employees!
Our CEO will make a special announcement at that time!
Merry Christmas to you and your family, Dick

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GLP Memo
FROM: Dick Strong,
TO: All GLP
DATE: October 2, 2008
RE: Gala Holiday Party

In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees. We recognize that Hanukkah is an important holiday, which often coincides with Christmas, though unfortunately not this year. However, from now on, we're calling it our "Holiday Party." The same policy applies to any other employees who are not Christians and to those still celebrating Reconciliation Day. There will be no Christmas tree and no Christmas carols will be sung. We will have other types of music for your enjoyment.
Happy now?
Happy Holidays to you and your family, Dick

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GLP Memo
FROM: Dick Strong,
TO: All GLP
DATE: October 3, 2008
RE: Holiday Party

Regarding the note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous requesting a non-drinking table, you didn't sign your name..
I'm happy to accommodate this request, but if I put a sign on a table that reads, "AA Only", you wouldn't be anonymous anymore. How am I supposed to handle this?
Somebody? And sorry, but forget about the gift exchange, no gifts are allowed since the union members feel that $10.00 is too much money and the executives believe $10.00 is a little chintzy.

REMEMBER: NO GIFTS EXCHANGE WILL BE ALLOWED. Dick

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GLP Memo
FROM: Dick Strong,
To: All GLP
DATE: October 4, 2008
RE: Generic Holiday Party

What a diverse group we are! I had no idea that December 20th begins the Muslim holy month of Ramadan, which forbids eating and drinking during daylight hours. There goes the party! Seriously, we can appreciate how a luncheon at this time of year does not accommodate our Muslim employees' beliefs. Perhaps the Grill House can hold off on serving your meal until the end of the party or else package everything for you to take it home in little foil doggy baggy. Will that work?
Meanwhile, I've arranged for members of Weight Watchers to sit farthest from the dessert buffet, and pregnant women will get the table closest to the restrooms. Gays are allowed to sit with each other. Lesbians do not have to sit with Gay men, each group will have their own table.
Yes, there will be flower arrangement for the Gay men's table.
To the person asking permission to cross dress, the Grill House asks that no cross-dressing be allowed, apparently because of concerns about confusion in the restrooms. Sorry.
We will have booster seats for short people.
Low-fat food will be available for those on a diet.
I am sorry to report that we cannot control the amount of salt used in the food . The Grill House suggests that people with high blood pressure taste a bite first.
There will be fresh "low sugar" fruits as dessert for diabetics, but the restaurant cannot supply "no sugar" desserts. Sorry!

Did I miss anything?!?!?
Dick

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GLP Memo
FROM: Dick Strong,
TO: All Fucking GLP
DATE: October 5, 2008
RE: The Fucking Holiday Party

I've had it with you vegetarian pricks!!! We're going to keep this party at the Grill House whether you like it or not, so you can sit quietly at the table furthest from the "grill of death," as you so quaintly put it, and you'll get your f*%^ing salad bar, including organic tomatoes. But you know, tomatoes have feelings, too. They scream when you slice them. I've heard them scream. I'm hearing them scream right NOW!
The rest of you fucking wierdos can kiss my ass. I hope you all have a rotten holiday!
Drive drunk and die,
The Dick from Hell!!!

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GLP Memo
FROM: Trinity, CEO
DATE: October 6, 2008
RE: Dick Strong and Holiday Party

I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Dick Strong a speedy recovery from his recent nervous breakdown and I'll continue to forward your cards to her at the asylum. In the meantime, management has decided to cancel our Holiday Party and give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd off with full pay.

Happy Whatever! Trinity

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hf

Also reminds me of some of my family gatherings!
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LOL

Fuck that.

I say, "Merry Christmas to everyone, and you'll eat ham and you'll like it!"
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LOL

Fuck that.

I say, "Merry Christmas to everyone, and you'll eat ham and you'll like it!"
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OK, and drinks are on me. Fuck the cash bar...I'll pick up the tab. Enjoy
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Wraps gift for dick.
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I was so looking forward to that $10 present.
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Ramadan was in September this year.
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..........and you'll celebrate CHRISTMAS, not winterval, happy holidays or any other pc bollox. It's CHRISTMAS, get it? CHRISTMAS.

AND YOU WILL ENJOY IT.

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hehehe...this was an awesome thread!
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I show up. Eat all the food. Leave with all the ladies. Sounds good to me.
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I show up. Eat all the food. Leave with all the ladies. Sounds good to me.
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