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What's the safest most natural way to become STERILE

 
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What's the safest most natural way to become STERILE
I don't want children and I want to have unprotected sex, so I'm thinking I would prefer to become sterile. I could have a vasectomy but...OUCH. My wife is also willing to do something to become sterile as long as nothing has to be cut out and no hormones or chemicals are involved.

So please post any suggestions for a natural, chemical free, surgery free way to become sterile for either males OR females. sideways baby speedbanan
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Re: What's the safest most natural way to become STERILE
Marry our very own Phenomnea. You wont ever get a erection then.
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Marry our very own Phenomnea. You wont ever get a erection then.
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Re: What's the safest most natural way to become STERILE
There's no safe way to become sterile.

You can get a partner pregnant just by kissing, or by using a toilet seat after her, or sharing a toothbrush.


Best to live apart, and communicate only by letter, or email.

Last Edited by The bouncing elephant on 12/10/2009 06:07 PM
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Re: What's the safest most natural way to become STERILE
I don't want children and I want to have unprotected sex, so I'm thinking I would prefer to become sterile. I could have a vasectomy but...OUCH. My wife is also willing to do something to become sterile as long as nothing has to be cut out and no hormones or chemicals are involved.

So please post any suggestions for a natural, chemical free, surgery free way to become sterile for either males OR females. sideways baby speedbanan
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Get a vasectomy and quit acting like a baby. it's common sense and biology at work here.
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Grow old.
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Re: What's the safest most natural way to become STERILE
There's no safe was to become sterile.

You can get a partner pregnant just by kissing, or by using a toilet seat after her, or sharing a toothbrush.


Best to live apart, and communicate only by letter, or email.
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Re: What's the safest most natural way to become STERILE
I don't want children and I want to have unprotected sex, so I'm thinking I would prefer to become sterile. I could have a vasectomy but...OUCH. My wife is also willing to do something to become sterile as long as nothing has to be cut out and no hormones or chemicals are involved.

So please post any suggestions for a natural, chemical free, surgery free way to become sterile for either males OR females. sideways baby speedbanan
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Pick up some depleted uranium tank-round dust, from Iraq, put it in a plastic bag, and duct-tape the bag to your nutsack.

Leave in place for about 3 months, et voila!
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Re: What's the safest most natural way to become STERILE
put ice in ur jockstrap and wait till they turn blue.....then have sex.......if u are able...
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Fuck up the door seal on your microwave and place nut sack on said fauty seal.....good luck
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Re: What's the safest most natural way to become STERILE
I don't want children and I want to have unprotected sex, so I'm thinking I would prefer to become sterile. I could have a vasectomy but...OUCH. My wife is also willing to do something to become sterile as long as nothing has to be cut out and no hormones or chemicals are involved.

So please post any suggestions for a natural, chemical free, surgery free way to become sterile for either males OR females. sideways baby speedbanan
 Quoting: No KIDS! 526155


Just avoid having unprotected sex the week before ovulation and for two days after, and you should be fine the rest of the time.
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I don't want children and I want to have unprotected sex, so I'm thinking I would prefer to become sterile. I could have a vasectomy but...OUCH. My wife is also willing to do something to become sterile as long as nothing has to be cut out and no hormones or chemicals are involved.

So please post any suggestions for a natural, chemical free, surgery free way to become sterile for either males OR females. sideways baby speedbanan


Just avoid having unprotected sex the week before ovulation and for two days after, and you should be fine the rest of the time.
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And use the rhythm method at all times!
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Re: What's the safest most natural way to become STERILE
Ned Flanders says "Corn Starch keeps down the urges" and "Thumbelina and her 4 ugly sisters/Palmela Handerson" can go a long way in keeping you from walking around with a loaded weapon in your pants
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I don't want children and I want to have unprotected sex, so I'm thinking I would prefer to become sterile. I could have a vasectomy but...OUCH. My wife is also willing to do something to become sterile as long as nothing has to be cut out and no hormones or chemicals are involved.

So please post any suggestions for a natural, chemical free, surgery free way to become sterile for either males OR females. sideways baby speedbanan
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Don't be a baby. I had the v and was playing squash 2 days later.

They have what's known as gentle vasectomy now -- its lacroscopic. No big deal. You even drive yourself home afterwards.
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empty the pipes-then have sex
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Re: What's the safest most natural way to become STERILE
Smoking pot over a long period can do it, PLUS, avoid all foods with vitamine E.

Castration would also work, immediately !
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a AC 838091 .... WRONG !

There are always a few 'slow swimmers' in the tube, and THAT WILL DO IT !
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Mutilate your vagina and call up Hillary
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a AC 838091 .... WRONG !

There are always a few 'slow swimmers' in the tube, and THAT WILL DO IT !
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well empty them at least more than just once a day
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OP, there is no guaranteed natural way to become sterile.

The only way for a man is via vasectomy. Even that is not 100% in very rare cases.
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I don't want children and I want to have unprotected sex, so I'm thinking I would prefer to become sterile. I could have a vasectomy but...OUCH. My wife is also willing to do something to become sterile as long as nothing has to be cut out and no hormones or chemicals are involved.

So please post any suggestions for a natural, chemical free, surgery free way to become sterile for either males OR females. sideways baby speedbanan
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Become a eunich.
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Re: What's the safest most natural way to become STERILE
If you're a guy, wear tight jockey shorts - all the time. And ride bicycles - alot.

If a women, there are traditional things. You would have to research the folklore.
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Re: What's the safest most natural way to become STERILE
Get a H1N1 vaccine
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I don't want children and I want to have unprotected sex, so I'm thinking I would prefer to become sterile. I could have a vasectomy but...OUCH. My wife is also willing to do something to become sterile as long as nothing has to be cut out and no hormones or chemicals are involved.

So please post any suggestions for a natural, chemical free, surgery free way to become sterile for either males OR females. sideways baby speedbanan
 Quoting: No KIDS! 526155

doctors continue to warn against transfers of fluids.. people continue to ignore it. americans are more sickly than ever before in history.. vague aches stiffness vague fevers.. vague intestinal trouble.. sadly throat cancers are traced back to partners who had STDS . hepititus strep throats gum deases etc are traced back to enocent partners many times who appeared well . if you cannot handle some minor temp incision pain to secure your finanancial future from long term support issues, then what do you plan to do for neccessary surgury in a serious illness ? .. Everyone is responsible now to guard thier own future finances permanently . you are no exception. 2 or days of surgery discomfort,, verses 2 plus decades of huge family support funds .. we make our futures ..
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Re: What's the safest most natural way to become STERILE
Take a chastity vow.
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How old are you and your wife?

How sure are you of your decision, and why are you so passionate about becoming sterile?

I'll bet that if you do get sterilized, later, you will regret it, and won't be able to father a child.
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I don't want children and I want to have unprotected sex, so I'm thinking I would prefer to become sterile. I could have a vasectomy but...OUCH. My wife is also willing to do something to become sterile as long as nothing has to be cut out and no hormones or chemicals are involved.

So please post any suggestions for a natural, chemical free, surgery free way to become sterile for either males OR females. sideways baby speedbanan
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Heat can reduce sperm production. This is why the testicles are outside the body in the scrotum rather than in the abdomen like the ovaries. Medical opinion is divided on how important the following are but we would suggest you take account of whether they might apply to you - Some men soak themselves in a bathtub full of scalding water, some obese (overweight) men can become sterile because the sagging layers of fat can overheat the testicles, some men whose jobs involve long hours of sitting may also have a reduced sperm count because of overheated testicles.
Very frequent intercourse can lead to a dramatic reduction in sperm count and cause the man to be effectively infertile. If you ejaculate as much as 2-3 times
Smoking over 20 cigarettes a day has been shown to reduce both the sperm count and the sperm motility.
Excessive alcohol intake can lead to low sperm counts for a variety of reasons.\

so beat off allot smoke and drink like no to marrow and take a hot ass bath and you should be ok
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They have Chem ves now, dont have to snippity snip. Just pop a pill and have all the std filled sex as you wish.
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Re: What's the safest most natural way to become STERILE
There's no safe way to become sterile.

You can get a partner pregnant just by kissing, or by using a toilet seat after her, or sharing a toothbrush.


Best to live apart, and communicate only by letter, or email.
 Quoting: Captain Sensible

Sily ass, they can still get pregnant by email and especially letters.
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There's no safe way to become sterile.

You can get a partner pregnant just by kissing, or by using a toilet seat after her, or sharing a toothbrush.


Best to live apart, and communicate only by letter, or email.

Sily ass, they can still get pregnant by email and especially letters.
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Yes, I forgot to mention that if the letters are perfumed, they can still get pregnant by them.
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