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Tell Santa, what you really want for Christmas.

 
elf
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12/13/2009 05:03 PM
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Tell Santa, what you really want for Christmas.
Ok, kiddies...........

Elf's are really busy at the moment but have a minute to listen.

what will it be (nothing weird and no "F" words).
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2009 05:04 PM
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Re: Tell Santa, what you really want for Christmas.
I want Amy Reid!
bobnightman

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12/13/2009 05:04 PM
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The date and winning numbers for the Powerball
12/21/12
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12/13/2009 05:05 PM
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Re: Tell Santa, what you really want for Christmas.
...Alexis Texas would be nice too. Women rules!
Chawlee

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12/13/2009 05:06 PM
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socks
Jdd

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12/13/2009 05:08 PM
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Chawlee's socks
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Re: Tell Santa, what you really want for Christmas.
[link to www.bluecorncomics.com]

LMAO
xham-sammichx

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12/13/2009 05:11 PM
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Re: Tell Santa, what you really want for Christmas.
I'll take an RVT1000, an 87' Rx-7 GXL with a 20b swap, mild turbo, and pants.. I need pants. and a double double from in-n-out. That'll do er'

Last Edited by xham-sammichx on 12/13/2009 05:11 PM
Sleestackin' to the max.
GLP - We're all here because we're not all there.
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bobnightman

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12/13/2009 05:14 PM
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Re: Tell Santa, what you really want for Christmas.
The answer to what that spiral thing was...
12/21/12
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12/13/2009 05:15 PM
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All I want is the Christmas Spirit.
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12/13/2009 05:16 PM
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Tigers ex.


dance
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12/13/2009 07:01 PM
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Re: Tell Santa, what you really want for Christmas.
The answer to what that spiral thing was...
 Quoting: bobnightman


elf's said that was a radio wave thing. needs more
improvement.
bed
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12/13/2009 07:02 PM

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tanning
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12/13/2009 07:06 PM
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mrs. clause tied to a chair. and a cattle prod
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mrs. clause tied to a chair. and a cattle prod
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 836823


mrs. clause gonna kick-your-ass if she finds out what you said.
Ricfly52

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12/13/2009 07:08 PM
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I want my own farm. Oh crap. Sorry, I forgot no "f" words!
Fishing and skiing keeps me a little sane.
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12/13/2009 07:13 PM
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I want my own farm. Oh crap. Sorry, I forgot no "f" words!
 Quoting: Ricfly52


elf's said they don't do farms. UFO, motherships and the like maybe...... no farms.

(and why you want a farm? you tend to step in stuff on farms)
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12/13/2009 07:16 PM
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Re: Tell Santa, what you really want for Christmas.
mrs. clause tied to a chair. and a cattle prod


mrs. clause gonna kick-your-ass if she finds out what you said.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 503157


the cattle prod is for her to use on me by the way. could you ask her to kick me in the nuts? cuz that would be dreamy
naughty elf
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12/13/2009 07:20 PM
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a new man, in my bed.
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12/13/2009 07:24 PM
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Re: Tell Santa, what you really want for Christmas.
mrs. clause tied to a chair. and a cattle prod


mrs. clause gonna kick-your-ass if she finds out what you said.


the cattle prod is for her to use on me by the way. could you ask her to kick me in the nuts? cuz that would be dreamy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 836823


elf's said they have pills for that.
Art Deco

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12/13/2009 07:26 PM
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Another chance
In ten years we'll look back on this moment, laugh nervously, and quickly change the subject.
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2009 07:29 PM
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Re: Tell Santa, what you really want for Christmas.
My Dad back.
Fish

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12/13/2009 07:30 PM

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a sky spiral space truckin wormhole machine



spiral2009





black hole



monkeytail
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12/13/2009 07:39 PM
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fOR OBAMA TO BE FOUND NOT A US CITIZEN AND IMPEACHED
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12/13/2009 07:40 PM
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Re: Tell Santa, what you really want for Christmas.
My Dad back.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 745232



he never left, he's with you always.
Anonymous Coward
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12/15/2009 09:31 AM
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Re: Tell Santa, what you really want for Christmas.
1) Obama's proven to be ineligible to be president.
2) Democrats cease pursuit of turning US into USSA.
3) Real Republican happen or a 3rd party comes up that is not the NAZIs.
Chawlee

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12/15/2009 09:33 AM
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Re: Tell Santa, what you really want for Christmas.
a new man, in my bed.
 Quoting: naughty elf 839773


Won't that piss your wife off?
doomkopf
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12/15/2009 09:34 AM
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Re: Tell Santa, what you really want for Christmas.
I want doom! sweet sweet doom!
Anonymous Coward
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12/15/2009 09:34 AM
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Re: Tell Santa, what you really want for Christmas.
Outdoor thermometer and a calendar.

Some birdseed would be nice.

A bag of corn for the deer.
Zephyr333

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12/15/2009 09:37 AM
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Re: Tell Santa, what you really want for Christmas.
The most fabulous object in the world.
"I am searching for the bones of your father but cannot distinguish them from those of a slave." Diogenes

"Some have little power to do good, and have likewise little strength to resist evil" (Samuel Johnson).



"The basic difference between an ordinary man and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything as a challenge, while an ordinary man takes everything as a blessing or as a curse."--Don Juan
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a brain

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