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Tell Santa, what you really want for Christmas.

 
LeoJuly24

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12/15/2009 09:48 AM
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MY TWO FRONT TEETH!!!!
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12/15/2009 09:52 AM
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be able to move to Vt. I know I'm crazy. peace
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12/15/2009 10:07 AM
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In Harry Enfield's immortal words.....Loads Of money!

lol

hf peace
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12/23/2009 12:17 PM
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Ok, kiddies...........

Elf's are really busy at the moment but have a minute to listen.

what will it be (nothing weird and no "F" words).
 Quoting: elf 503157

dear santa my name is summer robinson and what i want for christma hf isa candy maker and ai pod please ...... santa. hf
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11/26/2010 01:15 PM
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Chawlee's socks
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dear santa i rilly want 3 big things for christmas a RC DRIFTER AND A PSP AND A GAME CALLED LOOPS
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11/26/2010 01:38 PM
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I want a 20 inch bike with high rise handle bars and a banana seat.
I am Free? Maybe

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11/26/2010 01:48 PM
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1.I want some hotties delivered. (must be hard bodied and fine)
2. Make GQ do whatever I want, when ever I want.
3. I want a year supply of tide,tolet paper and fabric softener delivery.
4. I do not want ANY gift cards...OK READ 2X's
5. I want a weekly paid memebrship to the spa for 5 yrs.
6. every power tool know to man kind ( so GQ has to borrow mine at a hefty sexual price)
7.fluffy pink slippers
8. a new rubber ducky for the bath tub and a year supply of calgone.


That's it SO FAR but my list has just begun, I sure you!
Nailer45

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11/26/2010 01:52 PM
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Ok, kiddies...........

Elf's are really busy at the moment but have a minute to listen.

what will it be (nothing weird and no "F" words).
 Quoting: elf 503157


My christmas list.

1,000rds of 45ACP FMJ HP.

4,000 rds 7.62 X 39.

1,500rds 9mm FMJ.

700rds 3inch 12ga 00buck.

A woman that knows how to give great head..LOL
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12/01/2010 05:14 PM
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what up santa
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12/01/2010 05:16 PM
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I want a bazooka and Santa equals me on the naughty list
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12/19/2010 01:35 PM
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i want a dog and a big blue papper
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12/19/2010 03:19 PM
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socks
 Quoting: Chawlee

One year I listened to my husband when he said all he wanted for Christmas was socks and a hammer. He said he doesn't like to get stuff he didn't ask for, just get that and nothing else if I wanted him to be happy. So that's all I gave him. He seemed happy, but then he went to work and told everybody he got socks and a hammer when they asked what he got. I felt terrible. They probably all thought I was a selfish bitch who wanted stuff for myself and did nothing for him. Do some men just not like getting gifts?
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12/19/2010 03:23 PM
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Same thing as every year.. a new husband.


See you back here next year, same time, same place... same wish list.
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12/19/2010 03:29 PM
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My Dad back.
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hugs
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gamerprincess81

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12/19/2010 03:34 PM
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Santa, I've been a very good girl this year. I'd like that horse I've been wanting for a while. A blue roan Friesian. The one I really want is about $15,000. If I can't get the horse, give me the money for it. Thanks!
:gp81:

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12/19/2010 03:52 PM
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I'd like to have a magic cupboard.
Everytime you open it, there's exactly everything in it you want.

beer...
weed...
a cute woman...
the cute woman's girlfriend...
Puppyroonus
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12/19/2010 03:53 PM
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Man made ufos in my pants
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12/19/2010 03:57 PM
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socks

One year I listened to my husband when he said all he wanted for Christmas was socks and a hammer. He said he doesn't like to get stuff he didn't ask for, just get that and nothing else if I wanted him to be happy. So that's all I gave him. He seemed happy, but then he went to work and told everybody he got socks and a hammer when they asked what he got. I felt terrible. They probably all thought I was a selfish bitch who wanted stuff for myself and did nothing for him. Do some men just not like getting gifts?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1145382

We don't mind gifts, just give us something we'll use!
awthrawthr

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12/19/2010 03:58 PM
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No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
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awthrawthr

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12/19/2010 04:05 PM
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I would like for my book, The Doctor Who Cures Cancer, to become #1 on Amazon.com.

[link to thedoctorwhocurescancer.com]

[link to www.amazon.com]
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Psych

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12/19/2010 04:10 PM
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I want everybody to have a wonderful Christmas and a healthy new year.
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12/19/2010 04:14 PM
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I want a good night's sleep - no interruptions whatsoever, and not having to get up at 5:00 a.m. to go to work. Just for a day or two please?

Oh...and world peace. LOL
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12/19/2010 04:18 PM
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All I want for Christmas is for Jesus to return.
awthrawthr

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12/19/2010 05:31 PM
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All I want for Christmas is for Jesus to return.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1180396


Christ never left. If Christ is in your heart, there is little need for a personality to return.

Some await the return of Elvis when all they need to do is plug in a CD. That's Elvis right there.

Bodies don't come back. But that's okay because Christ is within you.

Merry Christmas!
hf
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12/19/2010 05:45 PM
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A little less conversation and a lot more action
Tracy

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12/19/2010 08:15 PM
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A GPS...I just started a new job that entails a lot of driving. Trying to find all those places in the street directory by myself are making me a nervous wreck!
Anonymous Coward
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12/19/2010 08:40 PM
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Dear santa

Please stop breaking into my house and forcing materialism on my children

Also, if you were real and did your job we wouldn't have to deal with black friday you jerk
awthrawthr

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12/19/2010 09:24 PM
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bump
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12/19/2010 10:40 PM
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Time turned back to the 50's and 60's.
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12/19/2010 10:45 PM
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All I want for Christmas is for Jesus to return.


Christ never left. If Christ is in your heart, there is little need for a personality to return.

Some await the return of Elvis when all they need to do is plug in a CD. That's Elvis right there.

Bodies don't come back. But that's okay because Christ is within you.

Merry Christmas!
hf
 Quoting: awthrawthr



Yabbut... there would be a lot less bickering and ambiguity about what Jesus would do, or think, or say to such and such.. if we had the real McCoy to tell us straight up.

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