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Female angels exist. They are in Heaven, and have functioning child-bearing vaginas.

 
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Female angels exist. They are in Heaven, and have functioning child-bearing vaginas.
There are female angels, and they have baby-angel bearing vaginas. Enoch confirms this when he names the chiefs and leaders of the angelic rebellion of his time.

Book of Enoch
Chapter 68

4 -- The name of the first Jeqûn; he is the one who has led astray all the children of the holy angels, and has led them down on the earth, and has led them astray through the daughters of men.


The bible confirms the angels (males) who drop in from heaven to earth had sperm shooting penises and impregnated the earth women. The angels took the daughters of men as wives and had intercourse. They fucked, pricks and pussies together.

Genesis
Chapter 6

4 -- At that time the Nephilim appeared on earth (as well as later), after the sons of heaven had intercourse with the daughters of man, who bore them sons. They were the heroes of old, the men of renown.


For the CREATOR to have made the angels (sons of Heaven) with sperm shooting penises who gave birth to the Nephilim as mentioned in the Book of Genesis it would seem obvious there must be a use for that appendage in Heaven. Yes there are female angels with functioning vaginas in Heaven to go with those penises. LOL

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dey got dat bomb pussaaay
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baby-angel bearing vaginas.
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O_o
Thats pretty cute..

I always wondered where Cherubs came from..
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stupthrd
Marcus 11: 22 And Jesus answering saith unto them, Have faith in God.
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baby-angel bearing vaginas.


O_o
Thats pretty cute..

I always wondered where Cherubs came from..
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Thanks, and scriptures confirms it. hf
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:stupthrd
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Jealous that you didn't come up with this thread. rolleyes
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bsflag bsflag


I HAVE EVIDENCE, IT'S THE BIBLE, LMAO WHAT FUKIN RETARDED CHRISTIAN BULLSHIT
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angel pussy for the biblical WIN
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WAIT...


THIS WAS A REAL THEAD?


ZOMFGLOLOLOL
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that certainly doesnt sound like my ideal"heaven".... I thought I was done having babies !!!!!

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I'll never be able to look at a Christmas angel the same.
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that certainly doesnt sound like my ideal"heaven".... I thought I was done having babies !!!!!

:nope
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Who told you that you were going to Heaven?
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WAIT...


THIS WAS A REAL THEAD?


ZOMFGLOLOLOL
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You're just jealous of this thread, a first in the World proving with scriptures that there are female angels.


Book of Zechariah
Chapter 5


5 -- Then the angel who spoke with me came forward and said to me, "Raise your eyes and see what this is that comes forth."

6 -- "What is it?" I asked. And he answered, "This is a bushel container coming. This is their guilt in all the land."

7 -- Then a leaden cover was lifted, and there was a woman sitting inside the bushel.

8 -- "This is Wickedness," he said; and he thrust her inside the bushel, pushing the leaden cover into the opening.

9 -- Then I raised my eyes and saw two women coming forth with a wind ruffling their wings, for they had wings like the wings of a stork. As they lifted up the bushel into the air,


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Angels can appear as anything under creation, so they can appear either as human males or females. The question is would you be willing to have sex with an Angel? For men who think with their pricks this is a no brainer, women might be a little more squeamish about sex with a male Angel.
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Angels can appear as anything under creation, so they can appear either as human males or females. The question is would you be willing to have sex with an Angel? For men who think with their pricks this is a no brainer, women might be a little more squeamish about sex with a male Angel.
 Quoting: Floyd007

Not according to the Book of Genesis and Enoch. Those angels were males (balls and all), that said, heaven isn't an all male club swinging those dicks and that there are real female angels in Heaven. So when you see angels appearing as women, know this, this is who they are, female angels. According to scriptures of course and provided you subscribe to the written word.

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Angels are described as appearing masculine in the bible. This does not mean an Angel cannot change its sex. This happens when they are interacting with humans. To have sex with females, well they'll have to be male and they'll be female to have sex with human males. They go both ways. The only thing I'm not sure about is if Angels have sex with each other and how they decide who is to be on the recieving end. Which might explain their preference for sex with humans.
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SWEET! 5a

BIG SHHHHHWING! dubya
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Do they fart, shit and have their menses?
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Angels are described as appearing masculine in the bible. This does not mean an Angel cannot change its sex. This happens when they are interacting with humans. To have sex with females, well they'll have to be male and they'll be female to have sex with human males. They go both ways. The only thing I'm not sure about is if Angels have sex with each other and how they decide who is to be on the recieving end. Which might explain their preference for sex with humans.
 Quoting: Floyd007

Unfortunately you have no scripture to back up your statement. Fortunately I do. Those angels of Genesis that left their heavenly abode (FALLEN) and impregnated the earth women are shape-shifters. Holy angels don't shape-shift. Holy angels don't mislead the humans.

Book of Enoch
Chapter 19

1 -- And Uriel said to me: "Here will stand the souls of those angels who have united themselves with women, and having assumed many different forms, have contaminated mankind, and have led them astray so that they brought offerings to the demons as to gods,

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WAIT...


THIS WAS A REAL THEAD?


ZOMFGLOLOLOL

You're just jealous of this thread, a first in the World proving with scriptures that there are female angels.


Book of Zechariah
Chapter 5


5 -- Then the angel who spoke with me came forward and said to me, "Raise your eyes and see what this is that comes forth."

6 -- "What is it?" I asked. And he answered, "This is a bushel container coming. This is their guilt in all the land."

7 -- Then a leaden cover was lifted, and there was a woman sitting inside the bushel.

8 -- "This is Wickedness," he said; and he thrust her inside the bushel, pushing the leaden cover into the opening.

9 -- Then I raised my eyes and saw two women coming forth with a wind ruffling their wings, for they had wings like the wings of a stork. As they lifted up the bushel into the air,


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These were the fallen angels The Anunnaki, but by now they are banned from Earth!

burnit
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Book of Enoch
Chapter 19

1 -- And Uriel said to me: "Here will stand the souls of those angels who have united themselves with women, and having assumed many different forms, have contaminated mankind, and have led them astray so that they brought offerings to the demons as to gods,

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These were the fallen angels The Anunnaki, but by now they are banned from Earth!

burnit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 843970

The FALLEN were the shape-shifters that impregnated the earth women as mentioned in Genesis. And they are bound in the 2nd Heaven and others in the fifth Heaven. According to scriptures.
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They were larger size aliens from another planet, came to earth in their spaceships. The bible recorded them as angels but they were physical beings who took over the earth and were the ruling class of earth for thousands of years. Ordinary size natives were no match for them and became their subjects.
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yeah , i wanna goto heaven and pay child support for all eternity . er no thanks and fuck that sort of heaven
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Angels are described as appearing masculine in the bible. This does not mean an Angel cannot change its sex. This happens when they are interacting with humans. To have sex with females, well they'll have to be male and they'll be female to have sex with human males. They go both ways. The only thing I'm not sure about is if Angels have sex with each other and how they decide who is to be on the recieving end. Which might explain their preference for sex with humans.

Unfortunately you have no scripture to back up your statement. Fortunately I do. Those angels of Genesis that left their heavenly abode (FALLEN) and impregnated the earth women are shape-shifters. Holy angels don't shape-shift. Holy angels don't mislead the humans.

Book of Enoch
Chapter 19

1 -- And Uriel said to me: "Here will stand the souls of those angels who have united themselves with women, and having assumed many different forms, have contaminated mankind, and have led them astray so that they brought offerings to the demons as to gods,

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 844614

There are no references to starships (UFOs) or interdimensional travel in the bible or the book of enoch either. The best you get is something called God's chariot. This books were written by people quite simple compared to today's standards. These people had no air travel or space travel and their imagination was quite limited. They could only describe this supernatural beings on in terms familiar to them. When I describe Angels, I am providing information from personal experiences not from thousand year outdated texts. Just like the book title; The Secret History of the World and How to Get Out Alive; you need a plan for making it off this planet alive at the end, before the great beast and his demon hordes arrive. The only way to do this is to be adopted by an Angel who will bring you to live with him/her at the end of the world
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You should really watch your words when taling of religious subjects. I really think that you need to stop posting threads that reduce the scriptures to unethical words.

You have done a good job offending me. Rude to say the least.
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They were larger size aliens from another planet, came to earth in their spaceships. The bible recorded them as angels but they were physical beings who took over the earth and were the ruling class of earth for thousands of years. Ordinary size natives were no match for them and became their subjects.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 825669

I seriously doubt this. There would be pictures, statues of these so-called spaceships passed down from king to king. But get a verse anyways of what led you to believe this. I'd like to read it for myself. Thanks.
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You should really watch your words when taling of religious subjects. I really think that you need to stop posting threads that reduce the scriptures to unethical words.

You have done a good job offending me. Rude to say the least.
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I hope you are not directing this statement to the OP.

peace
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There are female angels, and they have baby-angel bearing vaginas. Enoch confirms this when he names the chiefs and leaders of the angelic rebellion of his time.

Book of Enoch
Chapter 68

4 -- The name of the first Jeqûn; he is the one who has led astray all the children of the holy angels, and has led them down on the earth, and has led them astray through the daughters of men.


The bible confirms the angels (males) who drop in from heaven to earth had sperm shooting penises and impregnated the earth women. The angels took the daughters of men as wives and had intercourse. They fucked, pricks and pussies together.

Genesis
Chapter 6

4 -- At that time the Nephilim appeared on earth (as well as later), after the sons of heaven had intercourse with the daughters of man, who bore them sons. They were the heroes of old, the men of renown.


For the CREATOR to have made the angels (sons of Heaven) with sperm shooting penises who gave birth to the Nephilim as mentioned in the Book of Genesis it would seem obvious there must be a use for that appendage in Heaven. Yes there are female angels with functioning vaginas in Heaven to go with those penises. LOL

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 Quoting: Annoying Coward 843877



putin
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There are no references to starships (UFOs) or interdimensional travel in the bible or the book of enoch either. The best you get is something called God's chariot. This books were written by people quite simple compared to today's standards. These people had no air travel or space travel and their imagination was quite limited. They could only describe this supernatural beings on in terms familiar to them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 832087

That's because these aren't aliens.

When I describe Angels, I am providing information from personal experiences not from thousand year outdated texts. Just like the book title; The Secret History of the World and How to Get Out Alive; you need a plan for making it off this planet alive at the end, before the great beast and his demon hordes arrive. The only way to do this is to be adopted by an Angel who will bring you to live with him/her at the end of the world
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Wow! How do you go about in finding such an angel?

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baby-angel bearing vaginas.


O_o
Thats pretty cute..

I always wondered where Cherubs came from..

Thanks, and scriptures confirms it. hf
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You are as stupid as the OP.

Stupid sheep will be anything.

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