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Female angels exist. They are in Heaven, and have functioning child-bearing vaginas.

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/19/2009 12:26 PM
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You are as stupid as the OP.

Stupid sheep will be anything.
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Explain your position. I didn't write neither verses used in the OP.

Why do you call those who wrote the verses stupid? Thanks!

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12/19/2009 12:27 PM
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Yes, as a matter of fact I am. I think that he should watch his choice of words. Only perverts would use this language. He made his point in the rudest way possible.

You should really watch your words when taling of religious subjects. I really think that you need to stop posting threads that reduce the scriptures to unethical words.

You have done a good job offending me. Rude to say the least.

I hope you are not directing this statement to the OP.

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example: They fucked, pricks and pussies together.
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Yes, as a matter of fact I am. I think that he should watch his choice of words. Only perverts would use this language. He made his point in the rudest way possible.
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I didn't write those verses. And pricks and pussies are common and modern words used to express penises and vaginas as also mentioned. But feel free to ride your high horse, its just a fungal hallucination you're experiencing.

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example: They fucked, pricks and pussies together.
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Another pro-censorship vagabond. hf
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This thread is just crazy...

hf
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12/19/2009 12:37 PM
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This thread is just crazy...

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Hi Angels... Like your new Avatar
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This thread is just crazy...

hf

Hi Angels... Like your new Avatar
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Hi Floyd!! Thanks honey.

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You read here first ladies and gentlemen, on GLP, a first in the World proving there are female angels.

Book of Zechariah
Chapter 5

9 -- Then I raised my eyes and saw two women coming forth with a wind ruffling their wings, for they had wings like the wings of a stork. As they lifted up the bushel into the air,

Storks bring babies according to legend. Female angel are bring forth angelic offspring. Its in the bible. Thanks.

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You read here first ladies and gentlemen, on GLP, a first in the World proving there are female angels.

Book of Zechariah
Chapter 5

9 -- Then I raised my eyes and saw two women coming forth with a wind ruffling their wings, for they had wings like the wings of a stork. As they lifted up the bushel into the air,

Storks bring babies according to legend. Female angel[s] bring forth angelic offspring. Its in the bible. Thanks.

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There are no references to starships (UFOs) or interdimensional travel in the bible or the book of enoch either. The best you get is something called God's chariot. This books were written by people quite simple compared to today's standards. These people had no air travel or space travel and their imagination was quite limited. They could only describe this supernatural beings on in terms familiar to them.

That's because these aren't aliens.


When I describe Angels, I am providing information from personal experiences not from thousand year outdated texts. Just like the book title; The Secret History of the World and How to Get Out Alive; you need a plan for making it off this planet alive at the end, before the great beast and his demon hordes arrive. The only way to do this is to be adopted by an Angel who will bring you to live with him/her at the end of the world

Wow! How do you go about in finding such an angel?

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Just hang out at stripclubs a lot with Russian strippers. They often have an affiliated demon. The Angels are usually keeping tabs on what those demons are up to, so this is a good way to come to their attention. Just don't have sex with the stripper or else you're doomed.
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When I describe Angels, I am providing information from personal experiences not from thousand year outdated texts. Just like the book title; The Secret History of the World and How to Get Out Alive; you need a plan for making it off this planet alive at the end, before the great beast and his demon hordes arrive. The only way to do this is to be adopted by an Angel who will bring you to live with him/her at the end of the world




Wow! How do you go about in finding such an angel?

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Just hang out at stripclubs a lot with Russian strippers. They often have an affiliated demon. The Angels are usually keeping tabs on what those demons are up to, so this is a good way to come to their attention. Just don't have sex with the stripper or else you're doomed.
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Holy cow! But what if there are no Russian strippers where you live? Can we come across angels in other places that are less magnetic to drunks and smoke?

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Holy cow! But what if there are no Russian strippers where you live? Can we come across angels in other places that are less magnetic to drunks and smoke?

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No one said you won't have to work for this.

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Holy cow! But what if there are no Russian strippers where you live? Can we come across angels in other places that are less magnetic to drunks and smoke?

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No one said you won't have to work for this.

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chuckle

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Holy cow! But what if there are no Russian strippers where you live? Can we come across angels in other places that are less magnetic to drunks and smoke?

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No one said you won't have to work for this.

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Work? What the hell are even talking about? You're making no sense. Please speak (write) clearly. Thanks.

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No one said you won't have to work for this.

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chuckle

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You actually understood that?
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Holy cow! But what if there are no Russian strippers where you live? Can we come across angels in other places that are less magnetic to drunks and smoke?

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No one said you won't have to work for this.

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Work? What the hell are even talking about? You're making no sense. Please speak (write) clearly. Thanks.

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Wish I could have told you I met Angels in church. But, since I came across them from hanging around Russian strippers too much. I think thats what works. They are more likely to be keeping an eye on demons than checking on what I call people's religiosity. If the demons are in the stripclub thats where you'll need to be. You may have to go out of your way to have such encounters. Thats what I meant by work.
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No one said you won't have to work for this.

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chuckle

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You actually understood that?
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lol.. you guys need to read Floyd's threads. They are very interesting...especially about what goes on in some NYC clubs.

hf
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Once again, the scriptures remind me of a SciFi movie interpreted by someone 3k years ago...
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YOU ARE 1 SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP FREAK
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lol.. you guys need to read Floyd's threads. They are very interesting...especially about what goes on in some NYC clubs.

hf
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It's crazy but true

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Once again, the scriptures remind me of a SciFi movie interpreted by someone 3k years ago...
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lol
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It's possible that the Nefilim 'coming into the daughters of men' was done genetically and not physically.

Which in my opinion, makes more sense, as the human vagina would be unequipped to deal with birthing non-human spawn.
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There are female angels, and they have baby-angel bearing vaginas. Enoch confirms this when he names the chiefs and leaders of the angelic rebellion of his time.

Book of Enoch
Chapter 68

4 -- The name of the first Jeqûn; he is the one who has led astray all the children of the holy angels, and has led them down on the earth, and has led them astray through the daughters of men.


The bible confirms the angels (males) who drop in from heaven to earth had sperm shooting penises and impregnated the earth women. The angels took the daughters of men as wives and had intercourse. They fucked, pricks and pussies together.

Genesis
Chapter 6

4 -- At that time the Nephilim appeared on earth (as well as later), after the sons of heaven had intercourse with the daughters of man, who bore them sons. They were the heroes of old, the men of renown.


For the CREATOR to have made the angels (sons of Heaven) with sperm shooting penises who gave birth to the Nephilim as mentioned in the Book of Genesis it would seem obvious there must be a use for that appendage in Heaven. Yes there are female angels with functioning vaginas in Heaven to go with those penises. LOL

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They may all just be gay angels, no women angels at all!!
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It's possible that the Nefilim 'coming into the daughters of men' was done genetically and not physically.

Which in my opinion, makes more sense, as the human vagina would be unequipped to deal with birthing non-human spawn.
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The sons of god coming into the daughters of men = One hideous looking Russian stripper. I will further expand on this on my Anunnaki thread

Here is a question I recently had for the stripper I mentioned on that thread
Interesting story... I was sitting in Flashdancers sometime in september or october of 2005 when your friend Katrina walks in to talk to the manager. She looked quite hideous like she had been made by a vampire or something. I asked you a few weeks later how she was doing and you said she wasn't stripping anymore but doing other stuff. I thought that figures looking the way she did when I last saw her. Next time I saw her at Ricks a few months later she was looking her normal self. So... What the heck have you chicks been messing with and bringing into the strip club?

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When I describe Angels, I am providing information from personal experiences not from thousand year outdated texts. Just like the book title; The Secret History of the World and How to Get Out Alive; you need a plan for making it off this planet alive at the end, before the great beast and his demon hordes arrive. The only way to do this is to be adopted by an Angel who will bring you to live with him/her at the end of the world
 Quoting: Floyd007

Wish I could have told you I met Angels in church. But, since I came across them from hanging around Russian strippers too much. I think thats what works. They are more likely to be keeping an eye on demons than checking on what I call people's religiosity. If the demons are in the stripclub thats where you'll need to be. You may have to go out of your way to have such encounters. Thats what I meant by work.
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Thanks, but I'll skip the strip clubs and seek the angels that aren't so attracted to strippers. Maybe I'll try the runways of fashion models, perhaps the angels looking over these babes live in choicer locations at the end of the world.

rolleyes
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lol.. you guys need to read Floyd's threads. They are very interesting...especially about what goes on in some NYC clubs.

hf




It's crazy but true

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Do tell, what goes on. Are there angels staring at strippers?
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It's possible that the Nefilim 'coming into the daughters of men' was done genetically and not physically.

Which in my opinion, makes more sense, as the human vagina would be unequipped to deal with birthing non-human spawn.
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Nah, when donkeys (humans) and horses (angels) mate the donkeys give birth to Mules (nephilim). There's your genetic engineering, done the good old fashion way, with a BANG.

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They may all just be gay angels, no women angels at all!!
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Nah, you read it here first, a first in the World proving there are female angels.

Book of Zechariah
Chapter 5

9 -- Then I raised my eyes and saw two women coming forth with a wind ruffling their wings, for they had wings like the wings of a stork. As they lifted up the bushel into the air,

Storks bring babies according to legend.
Female angels bring forth angelic offspring. Its in the bible. Thanks.

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Cool.
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