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Female angels exist. They are in Heaven, and have functioning child-bearing vaginas.

 
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YOU ARE 1 SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP FREAK
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Thread is an original. A first in the World. GLP is blessed with the brightest and the smartest. Rejoice, for you are amongst the Elects.

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Once again, the scriptures remind me of a SciFi movie interpreted by someone 3k years ago...
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Yes, very profound. hf
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lol.. you guys need to read Floyd's threads. They are very interesting...especially about what goes on in some NYC clubs.

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It's crazy but true

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Do tell, what goes on. Are there angels staring at strippers?
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They seem more interested in finding nice young men. They like to see who couldn't be corrupted by those floozies.

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They may all just be gay angels, no women angels at all!!
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Nah, you read it here first, a first in the World proving there are female angels.

Book of Zechariah
Chapter 5

9 -- Then I raised my eyes and saw two women coming forth with a wind ruffling their wings, for they had wings like the wings of a stork. As they lifted up the bushel into the air,

Storks bring babies according to legend.
Female angels bring forth angelic offspring. Its in the bible. Thanks.

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It's possible that the Nefilim 'coming into the daughters of men' was done genetically and not physically.

Which in my opinion, makes more sense, as the human vagina would be unequipped to deal with birthing non-human spawn.
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Nah, when donkeys (humans) and horses (angels) mate the donkeys give birth to Mules (nephilim). There's your genetic engineering, done the good old fashion way, with a BANG.

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lol.. you guys need to read Floyd's threads. They are very interesting...especially about what goes on in some NYC clubs.

hf

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It's crazy but true

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Do tell, what goes on. Are there angels staring at strippers?

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They seem more interested in finding nice young men. They like to see who couldn't be corrupted by those floozies.

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Ahh, so you can spot them.

Do tell, what do they wear? And in what fashion would you describe these angels to a police officer.
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Book of Zechariah
Chapter 5

9 -- Then I raised my eyes and saw two women coming forth with a wind ruffling their wings, for they had wings like the wings of a stork. As they lifted up the bushel into the air,

Storks bring babies according to legend. Female angels bring forth angelic offspring. Its in the bible. Thanks.
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See you all later folks, GLP doesn't seem to be interested in ground breaking originality. A first in the World. GLP is blessed with the brightest and the smartest. Rejoice, for we are the Elects.

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O.K. Angel/Human offspring are possible. Infact just like a queen bee an Angel can store sperm from just one mating and keep using it to fertilize her eggs long afterwards. Just imagine, you can have millions of children from screwing an Angel just once.
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Mat 22:30 For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven.
Mar 12:25 For when they shall rise from the dead, they neither marry, nor are given in marriage; but are as the angels which are in heaven.
Luk 20:35 But they which shall be accounted worthy to obtain that world, and the resurrection from the dead, neither marry, nor are given in marriage:

Zec 12:3 And in that day will I make Jerusalem a burdensome stone for all people: all that burden themselves with it shall be cut in pieces, though all the people of the earth be gathered together against it.
Psa 9:17 The wicked shall be turned into hell, [and] all the nations that forget God.
Jer 6:2 I have likened the daughter of Zion to a comely and delicate [woman].
STOCK UP NOW. You should have at least 6 months worth of basics for every member of your household. Stay away from crowds when trouble starts, do not forget water storage, tobacco is worth more than gold or silver, and be kind to hungry children.
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Mat 22:30 For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven.
Mar 12:25 For when they shall rise from the dead, they neither marry, nor are given in marriage; but are as the angels which are in heaven.
Luk 20:35 But they which shall be accounted worthy to obtain that world, and the resurrection from the dead, neither marry, nor are given in marriage:

 Quoting: 9teen.47™

Wow! I never knew that Jesus was so against the marriage institution. I guess he doesn't approve of those who are married. Best to just shack-up with someone seems to be the message for Christians.

Oh, and your verses says nothing about having sex and making babies. Angels do have sex, male and female. Its in the Bible.

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May I share my own personal thoughts/beliefs?

This may or may not be supported by biblical verses.

So, please don't tear it down if it comes from a different angle.

That being said, here goes:

For many years I had the blessing and opportunity to spend time with a very good friend, named Mary.
She had/has a spiritual gift that many people know as the term "channeling."

We discovered her gift when I would give her a head massage; I was in training to be a massagse therapist and would give Mary and her husband sessions.

Anyway, one evening while giving Mary the head massage I began to hear her speak. She seemed altered somehow, although she had not been drinking or using any drug. She sounded very relaxed and I began to understand that she was somewhere very special and unique in her brain/mind.

I listened. Mary told me that she was on a lovely beach and that I was there too. I may have been building a sand castle or swimming. I don't recall the exact details from this first experience. But as Mary spoke I came to know that her spirit or mind or consciousness was no longer where I was (in her home) but was on this beautiful beach.

Then Mary spoke about seeing a colorful form way down the beach that was moving toward her. As it approached slowly she described the long, flowing colored cloths that were draped around a form that was unclear. There was no fear in Mary whatsoever. I listened in an amazed way.

Then there was a slight pause. Mary stopped speaking. After a short interval, perhaps 45 seconds, I heard a voice come through Mary that was definitely different. And although it had some similarities to Mary's voice, it was clearly and undeniably different in pitch, pace and emphasis.

The voice introduced itself as my "spirit guide" who was also named Mary, but her last name was different than my friend, who's body lie on the floor beside me.

This was a revelation. I spoke freely with this new person that spoke through my dear friend. She knew me and confirmed many things that only a spiritual being would have access to regarding personal aspects of my life.

This was the beginning of a very healing time in my life. It was a time in which my friend Mary, who had this spiritual gift, would get together regularly to channel. The interesting thing is that this gift went against much of the stringent Christian teachings that she had digested over the years. Yet she had the gift even so. Which tome makes the gift even more authentic, because she was not trying to impress anyone or convince anyone.

In fact, Mary would often only channel if I could be present with her to watch over her and give her a sense of protection. Mary trusted me. And the process she would go through (to prepare for channeling) invlved deep relaxation and allowing herself to go to that spiritual place where she could simply hang out and then allow that person's spirit guides to speak through her.

So, there was a great deal of vulnerability involved in the process for Mary. She needed someone she trusted to be close. It was my pleasure to assist.

Another interesting aspect is that Mary, when asked, could not remember what had been said. She was simply hanging out, on that beach when channeling for me. For another person she might be hanging out in the woods, for someone else she may be in a field or a garden. I recall sometimes that she would also be in a protected and cozy lagoon when channeling for me.

For me, the idea that Mary was unable to remember what was said, lent even more credence and authenticity to the notion that who was actually speaking wasn't her.

Anyway, I will bring this back now to the topic I wanted to discuss. The other information was foundational to that.

I had the good fortune to be able to speak with my angel. I will keep her name to myself.
Over the many times we spoke my angel shared some interesting information with me. No I don't know what's going to happen in the future! :)

But my angel was definitely a female.
She indicated that angels can and do take human form at will. Another words, an angel can instantaneously appear in a completely believable human body. You might look at them and think nothing is out of the ordinary. I never asked whether angels had sexual organs and relations.

But she did open my eyes to the idea of paying better attention when out in the world as in most social gatherings (for instance, downtown, at a sporting event, in large stores, malls, places where larger numbers of people gather...) that there would be at least one if not more angels there who simply appeared like they were humans.

The argument could be said that than angels would have sexual organs if they appeared in human form. But that is not really a strong argument. A stronger view would be that angels appearing as humans could choose to have or not to have sexual organs when appearing in human form. It only depends on their purpose for being there.

If they were there as watchers, to make events flow smoothly, then it might not be necessary to have penises or vaginas. Breasts and strong chests cold still be present.

Again, my angel and I never brought up such an obscure topic.

One interesting topic we did explore was when I asked,
"Do angels ever spent a life with a human."

To which she said, "Yes. It does occur but its rare. It happens mostly when a person cannot find a suitable mate. The angel will choose to step in as their mate and spend the life together."

I was blown away. Perhaps I did not realize how much my angels words would work on me. At the time it just seemed an interesting idea. But as the years have flown by (over ten at this writing) I find that the topic has grown more and more interesting and fascinating.

In November of 2002 I was dating an Australian girl
and we flew back to her home in Canberra, Australia to spend the winter. We were to be snow birds. Australia during the northern hemispere cold months and Michigan during the warmer ones. Well, the relationship sank like a stone soon after arriving "down under."

But before we split up I can recall one evening I needed to leave the house to get out of the tense atmosphere and as I took the nearby sidewalk behind the house I passed by an older woman. As we passed each other I thought, "I wonder if that is'_____,' my angel?"

I didn't have the guts to say, "excuse me, but are you my angel?" Although I often don't mind playing the fool, I held back in this instant. Even so, something told me that there was a possibility that this was indeed my angel. Call it a feeling or a hunch. It prompted me to believe in the reality of its message. I would not fully give myself to accepting it. I walked by and so did she, and as I did so I agonized and vacillated about asking her. "Should I ask he? Maybe now I'll ask. No, she's probably human. She'll think I'm a freak. She's too far away now..."

Many months later, I was back in Michigan and I had the opportunity to spend time with my friend Mary, so we did some channeling. During this time I spoke with my angel and asked, "Was that you as the old woman when I took my walk that night in Canberra when things were dissolving for my relationship?" My angel told me it was her.

She said, "I needed to see you and look into your eyes to make sure that you were okay. I wanted to let you know that I was there for you."

I've knowingly seen my angel before this experience and after as well. And I would imagine I have seen her other times too but I had no clue it was her.

When in public, I look for her. I'm not always tuned to that but I try and remind myself. I try and keep my mind open to the possibility that one day our paths will cross again and I will have the guts to say, "Is that you '____'?"
And she will say, "Yes, Stephen."

Keep your mind and your eyes open. Angels are among us.
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The easy solution and answer can be that angels are hermaphroditic, having equipement of both genders.
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Angels are described as appearing masculine in the bible. This does not mean an Angel cannot change its sex. This happens when they are interacting with humans. To have sex with females, well they'll have to be male and they'll be female to have sex with human males. They go both ways. The only thing I'm not sure about is if Angels have sex with each other and how they decide who is to be on the recieving end. Which might explain their preference for sex with humans.
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hermaphroditic angels? sounds like the Left Hand of Darkness by Ursula LeGuin.
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Never seen such a stupid thread before.
OP, there are two possibilities or did I forget one?

1). You are at a maximum 12 years old.
2). Your IQ is below 37.
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Blithering idiot.

No gender in heaven.
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Just because one can do something, this does not mean they would.
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The Lord create the spectrum of genders, all genders, as He is not a sexist, and does not judge according to genitals or DNA, but according to free will choices. Hearts and choices are the determining factor not the external or seeming internal.

Males are not evil, females are not angelic. No trait is gender specific....as in NO TRAIT. Both males and females, etc etc. can be protective or hard working or caring or aggressive or passive...or violent.

Gender is not the key to understanding life, heart and spirit is.

The Lord is ONE and created male and female and everything between, the Lord created life. Study HIS BIOLOGY and SCIENCE and scriptures.

Get scientific, get real.

Female angels YES, male angels YES...and MORE

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