Female angels exist. They are in Heaven, and have functioning child-bearing vaginas. | |
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CuriouslyIncognito User ID: 839962 United States 12/19/2009 08:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | that certainly doesnt sound like my ideal"heaven".... I thought I was done having babies !!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "....So I told my Mom I was a prostitute because I didn't want her to know I was HERE doing This Shit !!! " by NANCY REED ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.- JD Salinger |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 844528 Canada 12/19/2009 09:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | WAIT... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 757588THIS WAS A REAL THEAD? ZOMFGLOLOLOL You're just jealous of this thread, a first in the World proving with scriptures that there are female angels. Book of Zechariah Chapter 5 5 -- Then the angel who spoke with me came forward and said to me, "Raise your eyes and see what this is that comes forth." 6 -- "What is it?" I asked. And he answered, "This is a bushel container coming. This is their guilt in all the land." 7 -- Then a leaden cover was lifted, and there was a woman sitting inside the bushel. 8 -- "This is Wickedness," he said; and he thrust her inside the bushel, pushing the leaden cover into the opening. 9 -- Then I raised my eyes and saw two women coming forth with a wind ruffling their wings, for they had wings like the wings of a stork. As they lifted up the bushel into the air, |
Floyd007 User ID: 832087 United States 12/19/2009 10:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Angels can appear as anything under creation, so they can appear either as human males or females. The question is would you be willing to have sex with an Angel? For men who think with their pricks this is a no brainer, women might be a little more squeamish about sex with a male Angel. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 844614 Canada 12/19/2009 10:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Angels can appear as anything under creation, so they can appear either as human males or females. The question is would you be willing to have sex with an Angel? For men who think with their pricks this is a no brainer, women might be a little more squeamish about sex with a male Angel. Quoting: Floyd007Not according to the Book of Genesis and Enoch. Those angels were males (balls and all), that said, heaven isn't an all male club swinging those dicks and that there are real female angels in Heaven. So when you see angels appearing as women, know this, this is who they are, female angels. According to scriptures of course and provided you subscribe to the written word. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 844614 Canada 12/19/2009 11:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Angels are described as appearing masculine in the bible. This does not mean an Angel cannot change its sex. This happens when they are interacting with humans. To have sex with females, well they'll have to be male and they'll be female to have sex with human males. They go both ways. The only thing I'm not sure about is if Angels have sex with each other and how they decide who is to be on the recieving end. Which might explain their preference for sex with humans. Quoting: Floyd007Unfortunately you have no scripture to back up your statement. Fortunately I do. Those angels of Genesis that left their heavenly abode (FALLEN) and impregnated the earth women are shape-shifters. Holy angels don't shape-shift. Holy angels don't mislead the humans. Book of Enoch Chapter 19 1 -- And Uriel said to me: "Here will stand the souls of those angels who have united themselves with women, and having assumed many different forms, have contaminated mankind, and have led them astray so that they brought offerings to the demons as to gods, |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 843970 Guatemala 12/19/2009 11:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | WAIT... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 844528THIS WAS A REAL THEAD? ZOMFGLOLOLOL You're just jealous of this thread, a first in the World proving with scriptures that there are female angels. Book of Zechariah Chapter 5 5 -- Then the angel who spoke with me came forward and said to me, "Raise your eyes and see what this is that comes forth." 6 -- "What is it?" I asked. And he answered, "This is a bushel container coming. This is their guilt in all the land." 7 -- Then a leaden cover was lifted, and there was a woman sitting inside the bushel. 8 -- "This is Wickedness," he said; and he thrust her inside the bushel, pushing the leaden cover into the opening. 9 -- Then I raised my eyes and saw two women coming forth with a wind ruffling their wings, for they had wings like the wings of a stork. As they lifted up the bushel into the air, These were the fallen angels The Anunnaki, but by now they are banned from Earth! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 844614 Canada 12/19/2009 11:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Book of Enoch Quoting: Anonymous Coward 843970Chapter 19 1 -- And Uriel said to me: "Here will stand the souls of those angels who have united themselves with women, and having assumed many different forms, have contaminated mankind, and have led them astray so that they brought offerings to the demons as to gods, These were the fallen angels The Anunnaki, but by now they are banned from Earth! The FALLEN were the shape-shifters that impregnated the earth women as mentioned in Genesis. And they are bound in the 2nd Heaven and others in the fifth Heaven. According to scriptures. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 825669 United States 12/19/2009 11:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They were larger size aliens from another planet, came to earth in their spaceships. The bible recorded them as angels but they were physical beings who took over the earth and were the ruling class of earth for thousands of years. Ordinary size natives were no match for them and became their subjects. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 832087 United States 12/19/2009 12:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Angels are described as appearing masculine in the bible. This does not mean an Angel cannot change its sex. This happens when they are interacting with humans. To have sex with females, well they'll have to be male and they'll be female to have sex with human males. They go both ways. The only thing I'm not sure about is if Angels have sex with each other and how they decide who is to be on the recieving end. Which might explain their preference for sex with humans. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 844614Unfortunately you have no scripture to back up your statement. Fortunately I do. Those angels of Genesis that left their heavenly abode (FALLEN) and impregnated the earth women are shape-shifters. Holy angels don't shape-shift. Holy angels don't mislead the humans. Book of Enoch Chapter 19 1 -- And Uriel said to me: "Here will stand the souls of those angels who have united themselves with women, and having assumed many different forms, have contaminated mankind, and have led them astray so that they brought offerings to the demons as to gods, There are no references to starships (UFOs) or interdimensional travel in the bible or the book of enoch either. The best you get is something called God's chariot. This books were written by people quite simple compared to today's standards. These people had no air travel or space travel and their imagination was quite limited. They could only describe this supernatural beings on in terms familiar to them. When I describe Angels, I am providing information from personal experiences not from thousand year outdated texts. Just like the book title; The Secret History of the World and How to Get Out Alive; you need a plan for making it off this planet alive at the end, before the great beast and his demon hordes arrive. The only way to do this is to be adopted by an Angel who will bring you to live with him/her at the end of the world |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 844672 United States 12/19/2009 12:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You have done a good job offending me. Rude to say the least. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 844614 Canada 12/19/2009 12:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They were larger size aliens from another planet, came to earth in their spaceships. The bible recorded them as angels but they were physical beings who took over the earth and were the ruling class of earth for thousands of years. Ordinary size natives were no match for them and became their subjects. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 825669I seriously doubt this. There would be pictures, statues of these so-called spaceships passed down from king to king. But get a verse anyways of what led you to believe this. I'd like to read it for myself. Thanks. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 844614 Canada 12/19/2009 12:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You should really watch your words when taling of religious subjects. I really think that you need to stop posting threads that reduce the scriptures to unethical words. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 844672You have done a good job offending me. Rude to say the least. I hope you are not directing this statement to the OP. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 705825 United States 12/19/2009 12:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There are female angels, and they have baby-angel bearing vaginas. Enoch confirms this when he names the chiefs and leaders of the angelic rebellion of his time. Quoting: Annoying Coward 843877Book of Enoch Chapter 68 4 -- The name of the first Jeqûn; he is the one who has led astray all the children of the holy angels, and has led them down on the earth, and has led them astray through the daughters of men. The bible confirms the angels (males) who drop in from heaven to earth had sperm shooting penises and impregnated the earth women. The angels took the daughters of men as wives and had intercourse. They fucked, pricks and pussies together. Genesis Chapter 6 4 -- At that time the Nephilim appeared on earth (as well as later), after the sons of heaven had intercourse with the daughters of man, who bore them sons. They were the heroes of old, the men of renown. For the CREATOR to have made the angels (sons of Heaven) with sperm shooting penises who gave birth to the Nephilim as mentioned in the Book of Genesis it would seem obvious there must be a use for that appendage in Heaven. Yes there are female angels with functioning vaginas in Heaven to go with those penises. LOL |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 844614 Canada 12/19/2009 12:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There are no references to starships (UFOs) or interdimensional travel in the bible or the book of enoch either. The best you get is something called God's chariot. This books were written by people quite simple compared to today's standards. These people had no air travel or space travel and their imagination was quite limited. They could only describe this supernatural beings on in terms familiar to them. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 832087That's because these aren't aliens. When I describe Angels, I am providing information from personal experiences not from thousand year outdated texts. Just like the book title; The Secret History of the World and How to Get Out Alive; you need a plan for making it off this planet alive at the end, before the great beast and his demon hordes arrive. The only way to do this is to be adopted by an Angel who will bring you to live with him/her at the end of the world Quoting: Anonymous Coward 832087Wow! How do you go about in finding such an angel? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 728173 United States 12/19/2009 12:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | baby-angel bearing vaginas. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 844528O_o Thats pretty cute.. I always wondered where Cherubs came from.. Thanks, and scriptures confirms it. You are as stupid as the OP. Stupid sheep will be anything. |