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JESUS DOESN'T APPROVE OF MARRIAGE -- and to truly be Holy one must be like the angels in Heaven.

 
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JESUS DOESN'T APPROVE OF MARRIAGE -- and to truly be Holy one must be like the angels in Heaven.
And not like the devils (fallen angels) that came to earth and taking wives for themselves.

Book of Genesis
Chapter 6

1 -- When men began to increase in number on the earth and daughters were born to them,

2 -- the sons of God saw that the daughters of men were beautiful, and they married any of them they chose.



Disgusting pigs according to Jesus. One should strive to be more like the angels in Heaven. The single life. Married couples aren't truely walking the Holy walk of Heaven and Christians should not get married, at best they should just shack-up together.



The Verse supporting the disgusting unholy institution of matrimony.

Book of Matthew
Chapter 22

30 -- For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven.

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So, how bout that Saints game tonight?
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I'm not married so this is fine by me, lol. By the way, I have never read the bible.
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So, how bout that Saints game tonight?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 842432

Another original thread. A first in the World exposing the unholy institution of marriage carried out in all false churches for profits and other extra-curricular activities.

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I'm not married so this is fine by me, lol. By the way, I have never read the bible.
 Quoting: *Jentle*

According to the New Testament you are behaving like the angels of Heaven. Shame on everyone (Christians) who have acted like the devils of Genesis.

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Re: JESUS DOESN'T APPROVE OF MARRIAGE -- and to truly be Holy one must be like the angels in Heaven.
Hmm. . .I'm almost thinking "Punisher" here, but I don't see the telltale transcribed laughter, repeated quote, or mention of Enoch. Still, the double bump does look familiar. . .

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You should not use the name of Jesus to teach such things.

1Ti 4:1 Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;
1Ti 4:2 Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron;
1Ti 4:3 Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth.
1Ti 4:4 For every creature of God is good, and nothing to be refused, if it be received with thanksgiving:
1Ti 4:5 For it is sanctified by the word of God and prayer.
1Ti 4:6 If thou put the brethren in remembrance of these things, thou shalt be a good minister of Jesus Christ, nourished up in the words of faith and of good doctrine, whereunto thou hast attained.
1Ti 4:7 But refuse profane and old wives' fables, and exercise thyself rather unto godliness.
1Ti 4:8 For bodily exercise profiteth little: but godliness is profitable unto all things, having promise of the life that now is, and of that which is to come.
1Ti 4:9 This is a faithful saying and worthy of all acceptation.
"He that hath ears to hear, let him hear."
- Matthew 11:15
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And not like the devils (fallen angels) that came to earth and taking wives for themselves.

Book of Genesis
Chapter 6

1 -- When men began to increase in number on the earth and daughters were born to them,

2 -- the sons of God saw that the daughters of men were beautiful, and they married any of them they chose.



Disgusting pigs according to Jesus. One should strive to be more like the angels in Heaven. The single life. Married couples aren't truely walking the Holy walk of Heaven and Christians should not get married, at best they should just shack-up together.
 Quoting: Annoying Coward 844928



The above verses actually speak of unholy union between angels and women.

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"He that hath ears to hear, let him hear."
- Matthew 11:15
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This is fucking retardedly stupid!
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Re: JESUS DOESN'T APPROVE OF MARRIAGE -- and to truly be Holy one must be like the angels in Heaven.
And not like the devils (fallen angels) that came to earth and taking wives for themselves.

Book of Genesis
Chapter 6

1 -- When men began to increase in number on the earth and daughters were born to them,

2 -- the sons of God saw that the daughters of men were beautiful, and they married any of them they chose.




The above verses actually speak of unholy union between angels and women.
 Quoting: Ænonymous

Of course, marriage is unholy. The bottom verse supports that matrimony is unholy and that it will come to an end at the resurrection. Good riddance.

Book of Matthew
Chapter 22

30 -- For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven.
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This is fucking retardedly stupid!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 844984

That's the best you can muster in your defense? Take a guess who's the retardedly stupid!
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Re: JESUS DOESN'T APPROVE OF MARRIAGE -- and to truly be Holy one must be like the angels in Heaven.
Hmm. . .I'm almost thinking "Punisher" here, but I don't see the telltale transcribed laughter, repeated quote, or mention of Enoch. Still, the double bump does look familiar. . .

:)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 813658

So this Punisher seared the minds of GLP, and the double bump is his trade-mark. I'll use a single bump.

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1 Corinthians
7:10 And unto the married I command, yet not I, but the Lord, Let not the wife depart from her husband:
7:11 But and if she depart, let her remain unmarried or be reconciled to her husband: and let not the husband put away his wife.
7:12 But to the rest speak I, not the Lord: If any brother hath a wife that believeth not, and she be pleased to dwell with him, let him not put her away.

(7:12) "But to the rest speak I, not the Lord."
(Really? So this stuff is in scripture but is not inspired by God?)


7:13 And the woman which hath an husband that believeth not, and if he be pleased to dwell with her, let her not leave him.
7:14 For the unbelieving husband is sanctified by the wife, and the unbelieving wife is sanctified by the husband: else were your children unclean; but now are they holy.
7:15 But if the unbelieving depart, let him depart. A brother or a sister is not under bondage in such cases: but God hath called us to peace.
7:16 For what knowest thou, O wife, whether thou shalt save thy husband? or how knowest thou, O man, whether thou shalt save thy wife?
7:17 But as God hath distributed to every man, as the Lord hath called every one, so let him walk. And so ordain I in all churches.
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Re: JESUS DOESN'T APPROVE OF MARRIAGE -- and to truly be Holy one must be like the angels in Heaven.
useing ya post to spread a message,,,
get married now dont worry about the big party ceromony cars n stuff.
for all living over the brush or in sin..
, IM SAYING GET MARRIED NOW..
I read some place if your skint you can do a donation to a priest say 70quid or even a tenner but no church rental,,,so i was thinking of a nice garden ceromony or the front porch but get married.....and recieve the waters from jesus....thks
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Re: JESUS DOESN'T APPROVE OF MARRIAGE -- and to truly be Holy one must be like the angels in Heaven.
I'm not religious at all, but I think marriage is one of the dumbest things ever.