What is the weirdest thing you've ever seen?

Osama Obama alive alive ho. lol They aren't even trying any more are they?
I mean I thought Bush and Gore was bad. "Well what's it gonna be people, do you want to see bush, or do you want to see gore, because if you pick blood guts and gore, you will get bush galore."

Yes couldn't taxi a Cessna, but can drag a dialysis machine into a cave and still mastermind other operations from there.

Well these are sure some weird stories. I can't seem to think of anything that wasn't matrix related or just a good old fashioned hallucination.

I got nuthin. I mean I have filmed a movie, that was made out of clouds, and the images were photorealistic, but that's matrix related. That was just emails from home.

I get messages from my spiritual family Zeus, my dad, Set my brother, Isis my sister, in rocks as seen from space in Peru, via google earth, like these...
Here is Set,
[link to www.flashearth.com]
Here is my grandmother and a weird caracature of my grandfather above her head...
[link to pic.ipicture.ru]
as I say that's just emails from home.

As far as actually seeing someone disappear, or seeing a UFO close up, well I envy people who get to see stuff like that. The weirdest thing I ever saw was maybe a two headed calf or a bearded lady at the circus.

Which is sad really because I have always wanted to see a real cool UFO. The moon doesn't count. I mean like a sports job, like the blue glowing one a guy saw in Alaska, at night, come over a hill by his cabin. Just some tourist in a cool UFO out takin in the sites. Then zip and gone after hovering 50 feet away for awhile.
Like that.

Two homos sharing spoons at the local icecream parlor.

1. a basketball sized orange orb.
2. a giant blue orb with a face inside it, looking passively at me.
3. a shadowy monster creature fly behind my grandma's piano after it tried to choke me.
4. three of those triangle ships you guys keep talking about
flying in a line.
5. the sun and the moon on the same side of the sky at the
same time.

6>(kinda funny)looking through my husband's high school
yearbook, i saw...an all white basketball team, lol.

a couple ufo's, a ghost incident, all very weird. but by far weirdest thing ive ever seen would be the faces of death movies.. dont do it

lol at number 6

A minotaur. A REAL minotaur.

Some of you people really need to start taking a camera with you every where you go !!!

well stranger than the 7 UFO's I saw over brooklyn this June 2009 was a homeless women pooping in her sneaker between 2 parked cars in the middle of the day many years ago in Carol Gardens.

+1

About 1989 or 1990, my husband, myself and three kids (the kids were all under ten) were pulling into our driveway about 8:00 on a very nice summer evening. We lived across the street from a lake. It looked like three helipcopters flying low over the lake, and we stood at looked at them for a long time. All I remember is helping the kids get their jammies on,then we all went to sleep, but it was later, like 10:30 or eleven. Missing time I guess. My husband and I still clearly remember it, the kids don't. Very weird.

Watching my ex-wife ride her boyfriend, on the day I found out she was cheating on me!

Watch the whole thing?

damn that sucks man.. what did u do?

GLP.

By far.

I dug graves one summer at a local cemetary.

One of my good friends' father was a mortician.

After the graveside service, when all the mourners and clergy were gone, he would pop open the caskets and take personal stuff off the body, like jewelry.

Families want their loved ones viewed in the stuff, but then wanted it back in the family.

I could never get over how easily he did it. It really creeped me out.

Ghoulish eh?

Well let's just say I am glad I resisted the urge to do what I wanted to do, because I would probably be in prison on death row now.

3 purple orbs in perfect triangle formation. the purple glow went away when you focused on the orb, it was a red green and blue strobe when you stared at the center.

a crop circle...

***Acadian, thoroughly freaked out by the thought of "stick-men walking across a road", will never...EVER...drive at night ever again.


EVER!

:bunnyhat:

they come in peace acadian.

Are you sure?

I ask because I shit my pants at the drop of a hat...or at the sight of a stick-man walking across the road.

So...stick-men = visitors?

I do wish I would see one, really...I could deal with having poopy-pants in exchange for that.

:squircoff:

Well they have 'something!'

I was sleep paralyzed once, screaming at the top of my lungs, however NO sound came out, and I could see Many beings at the foot of my bed, none of them friendly!

And my ministrations had an effect on them, they did let me go, to much trouble I suppose.

I was so mad at my partner in bed with me, that he didn't sense my emotional anguish, and terror.

They were 'alien' looking, a dark tall, a 'med' grey, a little dark one, and two little greys, was quite the evening

My daughter and me were sitting in our back yard by the pool eating lunch. The entire yard is fenced in.
There's a gate by the driveway that is the only way into or out of the yard without having to climb the 8 foot wooden cedar fence.
There's a little pool house behind the pool about 8'X10' for the pump and a changing area.
Well we were sitting there eating our lunch and shooting the breeze when my kid said "Dad...who the hell is that?"
There was this semi elderly man as solid as you or me.
He walked from the direction of the closed and locked gate towards the pool house. As we watched him walked behind the pool house I got up to meet up with him but he never came out the other side.
The old dude was just gone. He could not have jumped the fence cuz I was there to fast and on the other side was a 30ft drop onto some good old Pocono glacier dropped boulders from the last ice age.
He came from nowhere and went back to nowhere if you ask me cause he was real and we both heard his feet on the concrete path he was walking on.
That my friends was the strangest thing I have ever seen.

It's a classic in the literature that the bed-partner is usually "switched-off" during the abduction routine. Not your partner's fault, it's pretty much S.O.P. with the little ne'er-do-wells.

Yeah..


I'll go poopy pants too..Cost benefit analysis etc..

Yeah!

That's what hot water & soap are for...

Please, visitors...show yourselves to Acadian & Frigg.

Frigg has a KICK-ASS musical instrument he'd like to share with the cosmos at large.

glp full of 'muslims are evil' posts.. I thought people were smarter then to fall for that.