This probably doesn't belong in this post, but here it is anyway.

I was dreaming about a crow circling around, and staking out my window at night like it was watching me. The crow flew straight into my window. The strange part is I had some two TV trays leaning against the glass of the windows that night since it was pretty cold and I don't have storm windows. The crow hitting the glass in my dream knocked the TV trays on top of me, both of them. It was a hell of a way to get woken up.