Wow, i've read the entire thread. Took me a few days but was worth it.

Time to share a weird experience that i had.

It was in the early nineties, i was 13 and was about to go to bed. Me and my dad where talking in the living room. I stood in the doorway looking around the door to my dad who was on the couch to my right. When suddenly i saw a red laser, coming from above the rooftops, through the window across from me.
The laser made a red dot on the wall about a feet to my left, the dot was basketball size. About hip height. It didn't shake and started to move in my direction horizontally, again perfectly horizontal, no shaking. It moved kind of slow, like a meter (3ft) in 2 seconds. I jumped behind the door not to get hit by the light, i kinda crawled underneath the beam and watched it move towards my dad. My dad ducked to avoid the beam too and when it couldn't go further to the right it was turned off.
I lived in a small village outside Groningen, The Netherlands, back then. I can still point to the spot it came from. About two meters (7ft) above the rooftops from the other side of the village. There are no buildings behind that house for miles. There was no chopper, at least no other lights, no sound. It just seemed to come from the sky. Laser pointers weren't as common as nowadays, it didn't shake and we never saw it again. It really felt like it was 'looking' for us. Me and my dad spoke about it a few times, but we both can't explain it.