MY NEIGHBOUR WANTS TO BUY MY SPERM

because I am really good looking,
they tell me i look like Rock Hudson and Dean Martin combined,
my neighbour who cannot have babies because her husband has no sperm, has asked me several times if she can have some of my sperm so she can make a baby.

I have been thinking that because I am a bit short of money for the holiday season, i could grant her this favour.
But, I much should i ask her?
if I am to take this course of action i want to make the most of it.
Can you please suggest me a good figure?

because I am really good looking,
they tell me i look like Rock Hudson and Dean Martin combined,
my neighbour who cannot have babies because her husband has no sperm, has asked me several times if she can have some of my sperm so she can make a baby.

I have been thinking that because I am a bit short of money for the holiday season, i could grant her this favour.
But, I much should i ask her?
if I am to take this course of action i want to make the most of it.
Can you please suggest me a good figure?

Dean Martin the pole smoker

Don't do it. Selling your sperm for money is just not right.Besides do you even know if she woudl be a good mom? What kind of religion will the child be subjected to? Are they financially stable and further more bringing a child into this world? Plus how hard will it be to watch your child grow up next door and YOU can't even play the dad. THINK ABOUT IT-DON'T GO THERE .Please Friend.

Dean Martin the pole smoker


really? didn't know that.

wow. I just can't picture him with a cock in his mouth.

Don't do it. Selling your sperm for money is just not right.Besides do you even know if she woudl be a good mom? What kind of religion will the child be subjected to? Are they financially stable and further more bringing a child into this world? Plus how hard will it be to watch your child grow up next door and YOU can't even play the dad. THINK ABOUT IT-DON'T GO THERE .Please Friend.



I don't understand
people sell their kidneys and other organs
why can't i sell my sperm?
if you give something away for nothing, it is not appreciated but if you make someone pay for something then they appreciate it even more.

and i am sure she would make a sexy mom
If I was a kid, I would love to have a sexy mom like that.

Not that I believe this shit...but I'll play along...


You do realize that you could be held financially accountable to the child, riiiiight?

because I am really good looking,
they tell me i look like Rock Hudson and Dean Martin combined,
my neighbour who cannot have babies because her husband has no sperm, has asked me several times if she can have some of my sperm so she can make a baby.

I have been thinking that because I am a bit short of money for the holiday season, i could grant her this favour.
But, I much should i ask her?
if I am to take this course of action i want to make the most of it.
Can you please suggest me a good figure?

Not that I believe this shit...but I'll play along...


You do realize that you could be held financially accountable to the child, riiiiight?


Its basically a good idea by the neighbors:

"Oh hubby, your sperm sucks, lets get the neighboor's ... he looks like Dean Martin and Rock Hudson combined" ... "Not a bad idea, he can then pay for the child , too ... the child will look like a fag, but as long as he pays I'm fine with that."

because I am really good looking,
they tell me i look like Rock Hudson and Dean Martin combined,
my neighbour who cannot have babies because her husband has no sperm, has asked me several times if she can have some of my sperm so she can make a baby.

I have been thinking that because I am a bit short of money for the holiday season, i could grant her this favour.
But, I much should i ask her?
if I am to take this course of action i want to make the most of it.
Can you please suggest me a good figure?



Expect to find out your sperm was left at a crime scene.

I have a 5 gallon bucket of sperm. How much is it worth?

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Don't do it. Selling your sperm for money is just not right.Besides do you even know if she woudl be a good mom? What kind of religion will the child be subjected to? Are they financially stable and further more bringing a child into this world? Plus how hard will it be to watch your child grow up next door and YOU can't even play the dad. THINK ABOUT IT-DON'T GO THERE .Please Friend.



I don't understand
people sell their kidneys and other organs
why can't i sell my sperm?
if you give something away for nothing, it is not appreciated but if you make someone pay for something then they appreciate it even more.

and i am sure she would make a sexy mom
If I was a kid, I would love to have a sexy mom like that.

JUST DO HER AND JIZZ INSIDE OF HER

because I am really good looking,
they tell me i look like Rock Hudson and Dean Martin combined,
my neighbour who cannot have babies because her husband has no sperm, has asked me several times if she can have some of my sperm so she can make a baby.

I have been thinking that because I am a bit short of money for the holiday season, i could grant her this favour.
But, I much should i ask her?
if I am to take this course of action i want to make the most of it.
Can you please suggest me a good figure?