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Vedic Medic

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You can get the same reaction by stealing all their money and screwing their best friend.


But that's not sex. That is treachery. Maybe you should discuss this. What other types of behaviors are fun for you?


Arm wrestling,masturbation , armed robbery,Twilight saga, reading your highlarious posts. In that order.



I'm likely more adept than you at the first and the last. And likely more knowledgeable about the second (although I despise masturbation). Talk to me about three and four.

And trust me. This is not about a manic high. This is invasive therapeutic ideation for psychiatric narcissistic personality disorder...or the plague that is killing the United States.

If your words be the nectar of wisdom, the type on! Please!


Despise masturbation?? Only a fool would say such a thing! It's one of the only things keeping the world from mass suicide.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 858814


Do you remember hearing about the monkeys that had wires attached to pleasure centers in their brains? They pushed a button and got high? They ultimately ended up sitting in front of the button tapping it and tapping it.

Denial is much more rewarding. Ezpecially when you win.

Oh sure, I may know 40 different masturbation techniques that I could teach to women, who would end up pleasing thier boyfriends and husbands more than they have ever done...but why should I?

True sex is about fear, vanity, lying and loathing. Ask a shrink and he or she may deny, but you will walk away knowing that he is afraid, vain, deceptive and loathing of sex. He or she will prove it to you if you listen closely to him or her.
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And He is a polygamist. And our Mothers are more intelligent than anything you can even conceive of.
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LOL.......you must be a Mormon.....? lol
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You can get the same reaction by stealing all their money and screwing their best friend.


But that's not sex. That is treachery. Maybe you should discuss this. What other types of behaviors are fun for you?


Arm wrestling,masturbation , armed robbery,Twilight saga, reading your highlarious posts. In that order.



I'm likely more adept than you at the first and the last. And likely more knowledgeable about the second (although I despise masturbation). Talk to me about three and four.

And trust me. This is not about a manic high. This is invasive therapeutic ideation for psychiatric narcissistic personality disorder...or the plague that is killing the United States.

If your words be the nectar of wisdom, the type on! Please!


Despise masturbation?? Only a fool would say such a thing! It's one of the only things keeping the world from mass suicide.


Do you remember hearing about the monkeys that had wires attached to pleasure centers in their brains? They pushed a button and got high? They ultimately ended up sitting in front of the button tapping it and tapping it.

Denial is much more rewarding. Ezpecially when you win.

Oh sure, I may know 40 different masturbation techniques that I could teach to women, who would end up pleasing thier boyfriends and husbands more than they have ever done...but why should I?

True sex is about fear, vanity, lying and loathing. Ask a shrink and he or she may deny, but you will walk away knowing that he is afraid, vain, deceptive and loathing of sex. He or she will prove it to you if you listen closely to him or her.
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You so crazy....Do you like pubic hair?
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And He is a polygamist. And our Mothers are more intelligent than anything you can even conceive of.
LOL.......you must be a Mormon.....? lol
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I am far too frigid to be one of them. I glory in intelligence and despise the act.

Are you a Mormon?
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Do you remember hearing about the monkeys that had wires attached to pleasure centers in their brains? They pushed a button and got high? They ultimately ended up sitting in front of the button tapping it and tapping it.

Denial is much more rewarding. Ezpecially when you win.

Oh sure, I may know 40 different masturbation techniques that I could teach to women, who would end up pleasing thier boyfriends and husbands more than they have ever done...but why should I?

True sex is about fear, vanity, lying and loathing. Ask a shrink and he or she may deny, but you will walk away knowing that he is afraid, vain, deceptive and loathing of sex. He or she will prove it to you if you listen closely to him or her.
 Quoting: Vedic Medic


bump afro bump
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And He is a polygamist. And our Mothers are more intelligent than anything you can even conceive of.
LOL.......you must be a Mormon.....? lol


I am far too frigid to be one of them. I glory in intelligence and despise the act.

Are you a Mormon?
 Quoting: Vedic Medic

Used to be! lol
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You so crazy....Do you like pubic hair?
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My personal feelings about sex...hmmmm...

I am married to my wife, and she has pubic hair. So yes. I do.
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And He is a polygamist. And our Mothers are more intelligent than anything you can even conceive of.
LOL.......you must be a Mormon.....? lol


I am far too frigid to be one of them. I glory in intelligence and despise the act.

Are you a Mormon?

Used to be! lol
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


I am far too devoted to leave anything.

Tell me about the Mormons, do they believe in polygamy?
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You so crazy....Do you like pubic hair?


My personal feelings about sex...hmmmm...

I am married to my wife, and she has pubic hair. So yes. I do.
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And by wife you mean right hand.
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Tell me about the Mormons, do they believe in polygamy?
 Quoting: Vedic Medic

They used too.......until the Government came along and made them stop practicing it!

However, even though it doesn't say so in their scriptures: Most of the men secretly believe that when they get to heaven they will be able to have multiple wives.

Which leaves me to wonder where you got your idea from as well?

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Vedic Medic, can you start your own thread on this topic, instead of hijacking a thread I started. I'm the OP.

You have made way too many off topic posts on this thread which I'm starting to get annoyed by.

Make your own thread.
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Dedicated to that crazy subafrican brother from another mother...

S'antaum and Gamewhorah

The Will of Pharoah

This sexual technique is initiated by the following hand gesture. The hands are brought forward palms together fingers up. The fingers of the left hand slide to the right of the fingers of the right hand and each hand curls its fingers. The fingers are raised and then the fingers of the left hand slide to the left of the fingers of the right hand and area curled down and held fast. The base of the two hands are then tapped together three times. This is the gesture.

The female will walk to a wall and standing two feet away she will perform a forearm supported handstand with her knees apart and falling forward. This will expose her vagina toward the wall. The male will slide between her and the wall and wount her vaginally. He will then raise his left foot and rest the bottom of his foot against the wall, using the wall as leverage for his instroke. His hands grasp the female's buttocks. This is "the Will of Pharoah" technique.

The Yoke of Pharoah

The hand gesture is the same except the fingers are brought up and then are curled separately down (forming two fists that touch each other) before the base of the hands are tapped together three times.

The woman makes the arm supported headstand, but this time the male places his right foot behind her neck and her arms are kicked out from supporting her. She rests her lower neck on the male's right foot and her left arm grasps the male's foot as her right arm reaches back to steady her. She is penetrated anally in this technique. The man will rest his left foot against the wall and he will control penetration. This is the "Yoke of Pharoah".

In Ancient Egypt hold Pharoah's foot was a sign of submission. This technique was for Pharoah and those others initiated into the Orsirian mysteries.

(*for the gay people in this chatroom, the Egyptian generals would take their pleasure on their own male soldiers after this manner...hence the historical notion of much sodomy in the ancient Egyptian armies--all serious historians will corroborate this happened). They practiced "the Yoke of Pharoah".

I was taught this by the first (and barren) wife of the Pharoah that married Cleopatra. She was Cleopatra's half sister, and her name was Tehausanhktheyee).
Vedic Medic

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Vedic Medic, can you start your own thread on this topic, instead of hijacking a thread I started. I'm the OP.

You have made way too many off topic posts on this thread which I'm starting to get annoyed by.

Make your own thread.
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All I've ever wanted to discuss here was sex. I won't respond to the offtopicers from here on out, unless they start another thread.

Oh, and the previous post was mine.
Vedic Medic

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Dedicated to that crazy subafrican brother from another mother...

S'antaum and Gamewhorah

The Will of Pharoah

This sexual technique is initiated by the following hand gesture. The hands are brought forward palms together fingers up. The fingers of the left hand slide to the right of the fingers of the right hand and each hand curls its fingers. The fingers are raised and then the fingers of the left hand slide to the left of the fingers of the right hand and area curled down and held fast. The base of the two hands are then tapped together three times. This is the gesture.

The female will walk to a wall and standing two feet away she will perform a forearm supported handstand with her knees apart and falling forward. This will expose her vagina toward the wall. The male will slide between her and the wall and wount her vaginally. He will then raise his left foot and rest the bottom of his foot against the wall, using the wall as leverage for his instroke. His hands grasp the female's buttocks. This is "the Will of Pharoah" technique.

The Yoke of Pharoah

The hand gesture is the same except the fingers are brought up and then are curled separately down (forming two fists that touch each other) before the base of the hands are tapped together three times.

The woman makes the arm supported headstand, but this time the male places his right foot behind her neck and her arms are kicked out from supporting her. She rests her lower neck on the male's right foot and her left arm grasps the male's foot as her right arm reaches back to steady her. She is penetrated anally in this technique. The man will rest his left foot against the wall and he will control penetration. This is the "Yoke of Pharoah".

In Ancient Egypt hold Pharoah's foot was a sign of submission. This technique was for Pharoah and those others initiated into the Orsirian mysteries.

(*for the gay people in this chatroom, the Egyptian generals would take their pleasure on their own male soldiers after this manner...hence the historical notion of much sodomy in the ancient Egyptian armies--all serious historians will corroborate this happened). They practiced "the Yoke of Pharoah".

I was taught this by the first (and barren) wife of the Pharoah that married Cleopatra. She was Cleopatra's half sister, and her name was Tehausanhktheyee).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 858862

bump for Pharoah
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when i was reading into the hindu religion to study the spiritual side of it, i came across sacred sex and tantras in my research.

from reading about sacred sex, it helps a persons spiritual growth.

how is sacred sex any different from just sex? is it to do with intimacy and karma sutra?
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"SACRED SEX".....lol......don't make me laugh! Come on people, how hard is it to understand:

Sex is physical......Love is spiritual!

They are two different subjects altogether!!!
bed
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Sex is physical......Love is spiritual!

They are two different subjects altogether!!!
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Have you tried to combine the two?
"The earth is mother of us all, for she is just; but you, because you are unjust have pretended that she is your mother alone; and if you do not stop, I will not permit you to remain upon her."

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when i was reading into the hindu religion to study the spiritual side of it, i came across sacred sex and tantras in my research.

from reading about sacred sex, it helps a persons spiritual growth.

how is sacred sex any different from just sex? is it to do with intimacy and karma sutra?
"SACRED SEX".....lol......don't make me laugh! Come on people, how hard is it to understand:

Sex is physical......Love is spiritual!

They are two different subjects altogether!!!
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


Will is spiritual. Modern "love" is chemical. Devotion is practical, and obedience is eternal.

Sex is an act. Sacred sex is a sacred act.

You are throwing the term love around like emotional manure.

Do you mean joy? satifaction? devotion? kindness?

I agree with Bed.
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Sex is physical......Love is spiritual!

They are two different subjects altogether!!!


Have you tried to combine the two?
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I think that's an excellent question.......?

We are a spiritual being, having a physical experience.........We are NOT a physical being trying to have a spiritual experience! Or so I am told......lol
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Will is spiritual. Modern "love" is chemical. Devotion is practical, and obedience is eternal.

Sex is an act. Sacred sex is a sacred act.

You are throwing the term love around like emotional manure.

Do you mean joy? satifaction? devotion? kindness?

I agree with Bed.
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lol Your response cracks me up! lol
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Sexual juggling and contortion aside, sex is indeed sacred. The sexual force is what creates life. As above so below.

[link to sacred-sex.org]

I suggest the readers here to go through the material, and possibly test it before saying it is all bullshit.
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But now in this work of the higher Degrees we are called not only to collect but to direct---

Not only to provide material (read on) but to distribute and apply it... (Or die trying, what a way to go!)

We are to exercise the functions of the Angels on some of the lower planes, thus leaving them free to concentrate their energies on higher levels where as yet we are less effective.

The great Angels of our respective Degrees will assuredly work with us; it is for that purpose that they have come to us; but we on our part must do our share of the work, so that the machine as a whole may act at its highest efficiency...

certainly NOT off topic

Po
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... I am a Christian. I am an academic. And I can remote view....
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When one knows the true mission of the 'Pink Serpents', one wonders if Christianity will not presently assist at this crowning abomination --- a convent of so called Christians practising luciferianism.

I do wonder at times
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Nothing down that road but sadness.

Because you go to a gym to workout, does not mean you need to listen to the loud, obxious and caustic sounds of strained and goofy Gwar music coming from the someone sophmoric stereos of the immature.

Lucifer never instructs. He never shares, and he never enlightens. His work is the calling of a slave trader. He neither respects, nor disseminates.

Wrong path, Po.

Exodus 22:18.

There are degrees greater than those
Bequeathed by ancient ivy'd towers
And paths where even perfect prose
Deign pass the ether's aged hours
How terms transcendent trite express
Our mildlike tantric trance unsexed
I've played in places sight unseen
On visions vast and volumed size
Flown far on flights through phrenly phens
Gazed wide and wise as heaven's eyes.

Simply and anagrambically speaking "God bequeathed our faith".
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There is an Egyptian handgrip that is designed to quickly help inexperienced or sexually ignorant women in both masturbation and basic fellatio techniques. (*trust me...we are ALL sexually ignorant compared to these people...only the therapists are stupid enough to think otherwise).

Shall I explain the technique?
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There is an Egyptian handgrip that is designed to quickly help inexperienced or sexually ignorant women in both masturbation and basic fellatio techniques. (*trust me...we are ALL sexually ignorant compared to these people...only the therapists are stupid enough to think otherwise).

Shall I explain the technique?
 Quoting: VM 859439
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There is an Egyptian handgrip that is designed to quickly help inexperienced or sexually ignorant women in both masturbation and basic fellatio techniques. (*trust me...we are ALL sexually ignorant compared to these people...only the therapists are stupid enough to think otherwise).

Shall I explain the technique?

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Hi, I spoke to you a couple nights ago on this thread. I just want to say that I wanted to take your thoughts seriously, but my gut feeling is that I can't. When you went on about God/ Jesus being a polygamist I wanted to hurl. It's wrong on so many levels that I don't even know where to begin. Polygamy in the Bible was God making the best of the societal circumstances for women at the time. Women are self sufficient now, and people have been very fruitful- there is no use for it anymore. From the beginning his ideal plan was one man for one woman,Christ for one Church, always singular. I also find it odd that the main Christian posters on this board have remained eerily silent on your claims. I find it odd considering they always seem to show up for a good fight, but whatever.

Poster had it right earlier, any sex with someone you're in love with is sacred. Your posts are supposed to be beneficial in some way, but I just end up feeling dirty and uncomfortable when I read them- like I'm being sexually brainwashed. Have you been brainwashed? We are living in the end of days and you're fervently focused on advising in sex techniques used by civilizations that worshiped false gods (including their own dicks) ? Maybe you should be spending more quality time with your family, rather than obsessing over this crap every day on the computer.

And stargazer is right, you should probably start your own thread.
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VM - this is a fascinating thread! I just found it earlier today and read through all 15 pages.... I am very curious about techniques that would "bind" two people together... I am a very sexual woman and LOVE pleasing my partner. I believe sex can be a very powerful/spiritual experience. Would like to hear more on techniques that would make a very powerful bond between two lovers.
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VM - this is a fascinating thread! I just found it earlier today and read through all 15 pages.... I am very curious about techniques that would "bind" two people together... I am a very sexual woman and LOVE pleasing my partner. I believe sex can be a very powerful/spiritual experience. Would like to hear more on techniques that would make a very powerful bond between two lovers.
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Me too...but i want to know about the remote viewing LOL
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There is an Egyptian handgrip that is designed to quickly help inexperienced or sexually ignorant women in both masturbation and basic fellatio techniques. (*trust me...we are ALL sexually ignorant compared to these people...only the therapists are stupid enough to think otherwise).

Shall I explain the technique?



Hi, I spoke to you a couple nights ago on this thread. I just want to say that I wanted to take your thoughts seriously, but my gut feeling is that I can't. When you went on about God/ Jesus being a polygamist I wanted to hurl. It's wrong on so many levels that I don't even know where to begin. Polygamy in the Bible was God making the best of the societal circumstances for women at the time. Women are self sufficient now, and people have been very fruitful- there is no use for it anymore. From the beginning his ideal plan was one man for one woman,Christ for one Church, always singular. I also find it odd that the main Christian posters on this board have remained eerily silent on your claims. I find it odd considering they always seem to show up for a good fight, but whatever.

Poster had it right earlier, any sex with someone you're in love with is sacred. Your posts are supposed to be beneficial in some way, but I just end up feeling dirty and uncomfortable when I read them- like I'm being sexually brainwashed. Have you been brainwashed? We are living in the end of days and you're fervently focused on advising in sex techniques used by civilizations that worshiped false gods (including their own dicks) ? Maybe you should be spending more quality time with your family, rather than obsessing over this crap every day on the computer.

And stargazer is right, you should probably start your own thread.
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It sounds like you're letting the Bible accomodate your social needs. Jesus is the same yesterday, today and forever.

I never said a penis is God. That is a Hindu corruption.

You are purposefully trying not to understand what I am saying.

God is a polygamous, and ALL the prophets. This is not demeaning except to those who demean. I never demeaned you. Get it?

If you are a believer in the God of the Old and New Testament (who is and was Jesus Christ) then you are a polygamist. Your societal constructs are the work of the devil in these last days. Preaching as godliness the doctrines of men. Drawing close to god with their lips, but their heart and their obedience is far removed.

Give up your pretense and you will better understand Jesus Christ.
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VM - this is a fascinating thread! I just found it earlier today and read through all 15 pages.... I am very curious about techniques that would "bind" two people together... I am a very sexual woman and LOVE pleasing my partner. I believe sex can be a very powerful/spiritual experience. Would like to hear more on techniques that would make a very powerful bond between two lovers.
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I've been trying to get to that. It requires astral release. Once the partners have released, they can (and should) dive into and through each other's spirit and each other's body. This will be very disconcerting at first. You will lose perpective and will see things from your lover's perpective. All their hidden behaviors. It can be scarey. You're love might even be upset or extremely resentful to you. This is hard.

You must splash into each other, and then try "weaving the five gates" meaning your astral body is guided through those bindings (chakras) very quickly.

REMEMBER THAT YOUR HEART WILL FLUTTER AND LIKELY BECOME DEPRESSED A LITTLE WHEN YOU BIND TO YOUR LOVER. DUALITY HAS BECOME THE NORM. YOU WILL WANT TO DO A SPIRITUAL "HOUSECLEANING" ON YOUR LOVER (ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A WOMAN). DON'T DO THIS. THIS WILL CAUSE RIFTS BIGGER THAN YOU CAN HANDLE. LOVE WHAT YOU SEE AND FEEL, EVEN IF YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND IT. EVEN IF IT IS RIBAULT, LUSTFUL OR DEMEANING TO LOOK UPON--LOOK UPON YOUR LOVER WITHOUT JUDGMENT OR GUILE.

Those are only two of the commencement dances of the 100,000 dances.

Trained and initited Buddhists will know what I am talking about. I am not a Buddhist, however, and this information is much older than Buddhism.

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