For the frivolous...and the funloving.

Churning Milk

This is an Egyptian technique for women with larger breasts. The penis is introduced between the breasts pointing to the cleavage of the sternum. Straight in. The woman cups her breasts one in each hand with her palms up on the lower outside of the breasts. She will push one breast under the penis while she whips and slaps the other breast up and onto the top of the penis as the penis is pulled in and out. The breasts are alternated in this fashion. The male is allowed to slap his penis head against her sternum, if desired.

This was a technique shown me by Cleopatra. There were 60 Egyptian male completion acts...Cleopatra's preference was to farm this duty out to one of her servants, if the man was not powerful. If he was powerful she would retain his semen. There are no less than 10 Egyptian style male completion acts using the breasts.

Indian Titsex

Far and away the best method for titsex. For moderately sized and large breasts, the woman kneels to the side of a male, placing his leg that is closest to her behind her back in order to reach his penis shaft. She will cup her breasts inward, placing one of her nipples on the male's eurethral tube and the other nipple on the upper side of the male's penis shaft. Her breasts are the squeezed onto the male's penis in this sideways fashion, and she can move them up and down the shaft. Her face is much closer to the male's face and she can more easily gauge his reaction. This is better titsex than the other methods, trust me. This technique, ironically, remains unnamed. I will call it "tossing away the Milking Plate" because the woman that conceived of this technique in 790AD threw off a titsex plate (explained below) and performed this instead, much to her master's pleasure.

Titsex tool - The Milking Plate

This tool is for moderate to large size breasts. A five inch long plate that is appromixately 2 inches at the top and the base and about 1 inch in the center is placed between the breasts. There are small holes in each corner in which strong tethers or small chains can clasp the device and the tethers or chains are wound up over the back and the lower ones down and to the side of the woman. They are fastened in the back in a manner to avoid slippage. There are three very pronounced knobs that are raised from the surface of the plate. The penis is placed on the plate. The females breasts are squeezed together (classic western style titsex) and the man strokes up and down while the female countermoves her breasts down and up. The knobs and the inner breasts provide the stimulation. This device was in use between 500AD to about 1000AD. It is called "the Milking Plate". It is not as fun as the Indian or Vedic technique of titsex, which--even in its frivolity--exceeds the others in this particular technique.


Smaller Breasts - "Rubbing Fire from the Wooden Stick"

Titsex for smaller breasts. The females nipples should be very pronounced and the male penis is laid flat onto the nipple with the nipple being pushed into his eurethral tube. She is to take one open hand and cover the penis an push it into her. He is stroke up and down and she is to move down and then back up in a countermovement. She may quickly stroke the top of his penis while doing these things, if she is nimble. Trust me. In ancient times, small breasts were not a deficiency for knowledgeable women. If taken to a male completion act, this technique was called "rubbing fire from the wooden stick".

Oil, lotions, teas, elixers and other fluids can be used as lubrication (obviously).

These techniques are very old. There is nothing new under the sun...as it were.