Ways i've learned to annoy neighbors upstairs

The smoke won't affect your neighbors, you're just going to fuck up your own ceiling

Why do you want to annoy them?

Don't you have anything better to do, like... grow up?

We have a family we call "The Stompys" that live above us.

They start stomping around @ 6am and it doesn't stop until after midnight.

The neighbors prior to them were more silent in their movement at their loudest than The Stompys are at their quietest. So, it's not that we're hyper-sensitive to it.

We've talked to them about this and it normally isn't *too* bad.

When it gets too bad too early in the morning, the roommate or I will get two of the brooms and start following them around the apartment "stomping" on the ceiling right behind them.

This usually quiets it down for a few days.

this guy is probably a former upper-neighbor that got a little annoyed.

My neighbors argue constantly so I use (drum roll) Sunn((0. Not loud enough to cause a complaint (except one time they did gripe about the Dub-not the volume, but what was playing! The Fuckers.Insert response here.....easy to guess...)
Sunn((0 can quiet things down for quite a while. Nice.
Dickwad neighbors are the worst thing in the world. Hope yours have their feet fall off OP.

the broom treatment works well. people who live upstarirs fail to relize that thier foot steps are amplfied down stairs .buy them super cushioned thick padded bedroom slippers like running shoes inner soles of thick cushions it might help. give themthick long runners in front of sinks and hallways .and bedside .

The best annoyance I've found is hot sex in a squeaky bed that bangs against the wall.

We had problems with our neighbors upstairs also, turned them into the landlord for noise, they were like staying up till 3am in the morning,every night and sounded like they were moving furniture around, i mean for weeks on end, people just dont have that much furniture.
Then one weekend they had a bunch of people over and had a party till 5am and it was a Thursday night, my husband had to go to work the next morning so he was mad as heck cause he didnt get any sleep, they also had some lady up there and it was obvious they were like passing her around having sex cause you could hear it all.
So we turned them in, they must have figured out who turned them in cause the next night the stomping started up the stairs and then they turned their stereo on and turned everything off except the base..turned the base up and pointed the speakers at the floor right above our bed ..all night..
My husband by that time was ready to drag that guy outta there and beat the crap outta him..but turns out the guy downstairs got kicked out..but his soon to be ex wifey is still there with a new guy now..lol
Least shes not so loud.

play kenny G.. it will drive them absolutely nuts.

Careful Robby, once you start its a slippery slope ending with you wearing your pants too high, a singlet, chewing tobacco while pointing a shotgun at the local kids and saying through gritted teeth "Get off my lawn!"

:)

I have some Polish neighbours who live above me in recently converted accommodation.

By this I mean the landlord did a piss poor job of reinforcing the floorboards so that I wouldn't hear every fuckin step they take.

I understand that they are living their lives oblivious to the fact that I am witness to it.
But sometimes I want obtain a long spike and try to impale them through the floor (it wouldn't take much to push it through).

Thankfully they work stupid hours between 3pm until 1am so I don't have to endure it for too long.

I've mentioned it to them on a number of occasions and they have obliged by treading softly but I also feel guilty because of their relentless working cycle.

If I get pissed off enough and they're loud enough I simply engage my subwoofers and start creating some evil resonances with my music software...they bang on the floor...I turn it up...works every time :)

I bet they use that in Iraq

I love Kenny G music. You guys are retarded!

Oh yeah, ear plugs are a thing of beauty

now to annoy the best you need a secret ingredient hops, boil hops, the shit stinks like roadkill pls make beer

excuse me sir, but it is you who is retarded.

fail

When we lived in the third floor apartment. We had a lady that lived below and when the tv was on she would hit the ceiling with a mop broom or whatever. Anyway she complained to management and when she told them what she was doing to quite us. they through her ass out. Told us not to worry about it.