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Is it true that muslims wipe their arse with their left hands

 
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Is it true that muslims wipe their arse with their left hands
without toilet paper ?

Thats why in muslim work places toilets they have jugs of water on top of the toilets and its considered disgusting to shake or eat using their left hands ?
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Re: Is it true that muslims wipe their arse with their left hands
Supposedly.

I know from first-hand experience that when you eat a meal with them, it's a good idea to tuck your left hand under your thigh.
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Re: Is it true that muslims wipe their arse with their left hands
what about left handed muslims?
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Re: Is it true that muslims wipe their arse with their left hands
what about left handed muslims?
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they get honour killed for ther own sake
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Re: Is it true that muslims wipe their arse with their left hands
They do not wipe their ass with their left hand anymore. However the Bedouin use to wipe their ass with their left hand back in the day before TP. Now it is a custom to only use your right had while eating, its is a hold over when they wiped their ass with their lefty.
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Re: Is it true that muslims wipe their arse with their left hands
what about left handed muslims?

they get honour killed for ther own sake
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lol
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The Articles of Faith in which one "True in Faith" (a moslem) must believe:-

1. God
2. His Angels
3. His Messengers
4. His revealed Books
5. The Day of Resurrection
6. Divine Preordainments (Prophecy)
i.e. whatever God has ordained must come to pass.

JAH - Muad'Dib

[link to jahtruth.net]

PJ cool2
Signs of the Second Coming of Christ...
[link to 100777.com]
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Re: Is it true that muslims wipe their arse with their left hands
corn niblets under the fingernails?
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Re: Is it true that muslims wipe their arse with their left hands
corn niblets under the fingernails?
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horrible mental picture, thanks
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Re: Is it true that muslims wipe their arse with their left hands
They do not wipe their ass with their left hand anymore. However the Bedouin use to wipe their ass with their left hand back in the day before TP. Now it is a custom to only use your right had while eating, its is a hold over when they wiped their ass with their lefty.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 847947

I worked in a large muslim owned cash & carry approx 8 years ago and each toilet cubicle had a jug of water on top of the cistern every day I worked (around 1 year, fucking horrible time)
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Believe what you will but devout Muslims are actually extremely clean people. They are required to clean themselves before they pray.
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corn niblets under the fingernails?

horrible mental picture, thanks
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check for peanuts too!
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Believe what you will but devout Muslims are actually extremely clean people. They are required to clean themselves before they pray.
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they pray 3/4 times a day for how long ?
they have to wash for how long beforehand ?

No wonder they're lazy fucks
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Yes, it is correct. A friend back home was muslim, or used to be married to a strict muslim man and raised her boys in some of their traditions. They wipe with their left hand and also wash themselves clean with the water they keep in the toilet for that purpose. Not that I agree with muslim religion, or any religion for that matter, however; from a simply hygiene point of view it is not a bad practice.
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Re: Is it true that muslims wipe their arse with their left hands
oh sorry double post.

Last Edited by ~Moi~ on 12/28/2009 04:25 PM
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Re: Is it true that muslims wipe their arse with their left hands
Yes, it is correct. A friend back home was muslim, or used to be married to a strict muslim man and raised her boys in some of their traditions. They wipe with their left hand and also wash themselves clean with the water they keep in the toilet for that purpose. Not that I agree with muslim religion, or any religion for that matter, however; from a simply hygiene point of view it is not a bad practice.
 Quoting: ~Moi~

wiping your arse with your fingers can't be hygienic any way you look at it. Your nails, skin has grooves & ridges to catch traces and then it'll fester.
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Re: Is it true that muslims wipe their arse with their left hands
But in modern Islam they don't wipe their arses at all.
Ever notice the flies following the Taliban around?
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Re: Is it true that muslims wipe their arse with their left hands
Believe what you will but devout Muslims are actually extremely clean people. They are required to clean themselves before they pray.
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And before banging their favorite camel. PBUH!
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Re: Is it true that muslims wipe their arse with their left hands
That's why Jesus stands at God's right hand.
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Re: Is it true that muslims wipe their arse with their left hands
They do not wipe their ass with their left hand anymore. However the Bedouin use to wipe their ass with their left hand back in the day before TP. Now it is a custom to only use your right had while eating, its is a hold over when they wiped their ass with their lefty.
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How do they cut a steak?
Rev. 21:4 He will wipe every tear from their eyes. There will be no more death or mourning or crying or pain, for the old order of things has passed away.
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Re: Is it true that muslims wipe their arse with their left hands
That's why Jesus stands at God's right hand.
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I guess Muhammad stands at the left. rofl
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Re: Is it true that muslims wipe their arse with their left hands
That's why Jesus stands at God's right hand.


I guess Muhammad stands at the left. rofl
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The shitty excuse for a prophet that he is!
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Re: Is it true that muslims wipe their arse with their left hands
without toilet paper ?

Thats why in muslim work places toilets they have jugs of water on top of the toilets and its considered disgusting to shake or eat using their left hands ?
 Quoting: aloy3313

shake??
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Re: Is it true that muslims wipe their arse with their left hands
I am not a Muslim, but it is far better practice than what Westerners are taught to do. Westerners just wipe their asses with paper and leave considerable amounts of SHIT smeared into the crevices of their large asses. They then proceed to walk around with smelly shitty asses all day long, and then wonder why they have itchy butt holes.

FUCKING SHITTY STINKY DUMB-ASSES!
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How do you do it?
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Yes, it is correct. A friend back home was muslim, or used to be married to a strict muslim man and raised her boys in some of their traditions. They wipe with their left hand and also wash themselves clean with the water they keep in the toilet for that purpose. Not that I agree with muslim religion, or any religion for that matter, however; from a simply hygiene point of view it is not a bad practice.
 Quoting: ~Moi~

What a primitive act!!! you dont need to keep jugs of stagnating cold water in the toilet!! in the modern world we have something called taps, hot water and SOAP!

wiping your ass we toilet paper is fine, but if you are obcessed with cleaness you might use one of them ridiculus things the french use that squirt water at your ASS!
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ever notice all kinds of stinky critters are always popping up around hussein on camera? reminds me of that oogabooga monster bag goblin in nightmare b4 christmas
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this is why they chop off the right hand as punishment. to make them eat with their shitty hand.
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Re: Is it true that muslims wipe their arse with their left hands
I am not a Muslim, but it is far better practice than what Westerners are taught to do. Westerners just wipe their asses with paper and leave considerable amounts of SHIT smeared into the crevices of their large asses. They then proceed to walk around with smelly shitty asses all day long, and then wonder why they have itchy butt holes.

FUCKING SHITTY STINKY DUMB-ASSES!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1027041


Am I too assume that you've analyzed a fat Americans ass for fecal remnants? afro

If paper doesn't do it for you, there is always those wet-wipes that work really well. Or, you could use a wet washcloth.
Hell, you could even shave the hair from around your bunghole to make the paper more effective.

I would try all of these before I wipe with my bare hand, but hey, thats just me.
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That's why they are so angry. You would be angry if your hand was always covered in shit. 5a
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Re: Is it true that muslims wipe their arse with their left hands
They dont wipe period!

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