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Is it true that muslims wipe their arse with their left hands

 
Rev-bo

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07/06/2010 12:02 PM
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Re: Is it true that muslims wipe their arse with their left hands
I am not a Muslim, but it is far better practice than what Westerners are taught to do. Westerners just wipe their asses with paper and leave considerable amounts of SHIT smeared into the crevices of their large asses. They then proceed to walk around with smelly shitty asses all day long, and then wonder why they have itchy butt holes.

FUCKING SHITTY STINKY DUMB-ASSES!


Am I too assume that you've analyzed a fat Americans ass for fecal remnants? afro

If paper doesn't do it for you, there is always those wet-wipes that work really well. Or, you could use a wet washcloth.
Hell, you could even shave the hair from around your bunghole to make the paper more effective.

I would try all of these before I wipe with my bare hand, but hey, thats just me.
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Hell, I would wipe my ass with $1000 suit before I'd use a bare hand. There isn't enough antibacterial soap in the world to remove the taint of my whole hand inside my own ass. That's crossing a line, man...a line you can't uncross.
Rev. 21:4 He will wipe every tear from their eyes. There will be no more death or mourning or crying or pain, for the old order of things has passed away.
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07/06/2010 12:03 PM
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Re: Is it true that muslims wipe their arse with their left hands
...arse with their left hands? No they don't it is British women that do, just look at their fingernails.
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07/06/2010 12:07 PM
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Re: Is it true that muslims wipe their arse with their left hands
I am not a Muslim, but it is far better practice than what Westerners are taught to do. Westerners just wipe their asses with paper and leave considerable amounts of SHIT smeared into the crevices of their large asses. They then proceed to walk around with smelly shitty asses all day long, and then wonder why they have itchy butt holes.

FUCKING SHITTY STINKY DUMB-ASSES!

How do you do it?
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I wash with soap and water after using TP. LOL
Anonymous Coward
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07/06/2010 12:09 PM
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Re: Is it true that muslims wipe their arse with their left hands
I am not a Muslim, but it is far better practice than what Westerners are taught to do. Westerners just wipe their asses with paper and leave considerable amounts of SHIT smeared into the crevices of their large asses. They then proceed to walk around with smelly shitty asses all day long, and then wonder why they have itchy butt holes.

FUCKING SHITTY STINKY DUMB-ASSES!
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Errrr, You do it properly and dont leave crap all over the place. Its not hard.
Anonymous Coward
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07/06/2010 12:12 PM
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Re: Is it true that muslims wipe their arse with their left hands
they wash their cocks before praying too, in little bell end shaped cups.

OK, i might be making that last bit up, but they definitely wash their purple ends.

so some guy once told me, who used to work with them in Birmingham Uk.

perhaps that's what the jugs of water are for?
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07/06/2010 12:14 PM
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OP, look at the top right corner of your browser, do you see a button on it that looks like an X? Click on it and get a life.

1 star.
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07/06/2010 12:17 PM
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Re: Is it true that muslims wipe their arse with their left hands
Hell, I would wipe my ass with $1000 suit before I'd use a bare hand. There isn't enough antibacterial soap in the world to remove the taint of my whole hand inside my own ass. That's crossing a line, man...a line you can't uncross.
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Amen.
Water always wins. :sun:
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07/06/2010 12:19 PM
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Re: Is it true that muslims wipe their arse with their left hands
Im not a muslim but i know how they do it. The corect way is to use something dry first ie toilet paper or in days befor that a leaf, then after that to was your ass with clean water. They do not use there hand directly but they can only use there left had for whipeing and applying water.

I find it amuseing that people have a problem with the idea of washing your ass hole with water after takeing a shit lol. If you got shit on your hand would you just wipe if off with toilet paper or was it with water?
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07/06/2010 12:23 PM
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Re: Is it true that muslims wipe their arse with their left hands
It is impossible to properly clean yourself with paper alone.

One MUST wash to be truly clean.
Rev-bo

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07/06/2010 12:24 PM
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Re: Is it true that muslims wipe their arse with their left hands
It is impossible to properly clean yourself with paper alone.

One MUST wash to be truly clean.
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The jugs of water are for stinga where after you piss or shit water is poured over 1 private parts{male & female} or the use of wet ones the left hand thing does go back and they did not use there hand but when 1 is wiping with leaves etc etc some can get on your hand therefore Islam states to eat and pass things to people with your right hand hope this helps
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07/06/2010 12:43 PM
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Re: Is it true that muslims wipe their arse with their left hands
The reason is because superstition is the cornerstone of most brainwash systems of religion.

The reason they are so insistent upon cleaning before praying, is because the Boogy man, likes ka ka, and having ka ka on your body while praying leaves you vulnerable to the Boogy man(aka the devil).

Mass control method and superstition at work. A clean arse is a no brainer, but having the religions tell you exactly how to wipe, is just cradle to arse to grave mass control.

Create the Boogy man, make followers afraid of the Boogy man, then dictate every action for fear of the Boogy man.

Ugh. They are hopeless...

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07/06/2010 12:48 PM
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The reason is because superstition is the cornerstone of most brainwash systems of religion.

The reason they are so insistent upon cleaning before praying, is because the Boogy man, likes ka ka, and having ka ka on your body while praying leaves you vulnerable to the Boogy man(aka the devil).

Mass control method and superstition at work. A clean arse is a no brainer, but having the religions tell you exactly how to wipe, is just cradle to arse to grave mass control.

Create the Boogy man, make followers afraid of the Boogy man, then dictate every action for fear of the Boogy man.

Ugh. They are hopeless...

 Quoting: Dah. 834586


It is intellectual laziness to look at any religious persuasion and say "Well hey, that's just mind control". It's dismissive and convenient. There's more than meets the eye my friend. Peace be upon you.
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07/06/2010 03:49 PM
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Re: Is it true that muslims wipe their arse with their left hands
The reason is because superstition is the cornerstone of most brainwash systems of religion.

The reason they are so insistent upon cleaning before praying, is because the Boogy man, likes ka ka, and having ka ka on your body while praying leaves you vulnerable to the Boogy man(aka the devil).

Mass control method and superstition at work. A clean arse is a no brainer, but having the religions tell you exactly how to wipe, is just cradle to arse to grave mass control.

Create the Boogy man, make followers afraid of the Boogy man, then dictate every action for fear of the Boogy man.

Ugh. They are hopeless...



It is intellectual laziness to look at any religious persuasion and say "Well hey, that's just mind control". It's dismissive and convenient. There's more than meets the eye my friend. Peace be upon you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1027076




he's intellectually lazy, but then you endow "peace" upon him.

--this the rote method in Islam. Cast stone, then exempt yourself with "peace".

The word "peace" a red flag.

(u twits say "PBUH after beheadings?)
Anonymous Coward
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07/06/2010 03:59 PM
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Re: Is it true that muslims wipe their arse with their left hands
i hear they tap there women in the kister to keep her a virgin until married-they are holy men dont u no
Grumpy Scribe

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07/06/2010 04:38 PM
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Re: Is it true that muslims wipe their arse with their left hands
is it true that Moslims wipe their ass at all?
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Re: Is it true that muslims wipe their arse with their left hands
hey guys ...
i'm muslim and i tell you
about 90% of the things said here in this topic about how muslims wipe their butt is not true
most of them actually made me laugh :D
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Re: Is it true that muslims wipe their arse with their left hands
is it true that Moslims wipe their ass at all?
 Quoting: Grumpy Scribe


well yes we do get rid of the remenant by different ways
it's actually forbidden to not properly get rid of the reamenants from the butt or from the urine
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05/13/2012 03:33 PM
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Re: Is it true that muslims wipe their arse with their left hands
So when then pass you your change are they taking the piss?? Or should i say shit, dirty bastards5a
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Re: Is it true that muslims wipe their arse with their left hands
Oh you God, most of you dont even know what you're talking about.

The water jug is used to clean the ass, get ride of any feces in much the same way that a modern beday works.
I'm not expecting any of you americans to know what the fuck a beday is... you people barely wipe your bums with TP, much less clean it properly.

Muslims are one of the cleanest people on this planet, unfortunately though, politics has made its way into the weak minds and rotted them. Get a life, open a book or two, educate yourselves on how the world actually works, and use that dying block of mush you call brains, instead of swallowing everything your governments say.

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