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New cars in 2010: Chevrolet Consensus and Dodge Despair

 
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New cars in 2010: Chevrolet Consensus and Dodge Despair
GM is now essentially a subsidiary of the federal government, which promises to use its legendary business and marketing savvy to get the crippled auto giant back on its feet, starting with an exciting new lineup of cars such as the Chevrolet Consensus, a “green” car featuring the world’s first engine powered entirely by dew and a 14,500-page owner’s manual, accompanied by nearly 6,000 pages of amendments.

Chrysler Corp's CEO confidently predicts that the company will come back “bigger, better and stronger than ever” thanks to its 2010 product line, spearheaded by the new Dodge Despair.

[link to www.news-sentinel.com]

Lots of other fun lines in there.. comic genius!
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12/28/2009 11:35 PM
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GM is now essentially a subsidiary of the federal government, which promises to use its legendary business and marketing savvy to get the crippled auto giant back on its feet, starting with an exciting new lineup of cars such as the Chevrolet Consensus, a “green” car featuring the world’s first engine powered entirely by dew and a 14,500-page owner’s manual, accompanied by nearly 6,000 pages of amendments.

Chrysler Corp's CEO confidently predicts that the company will come back “bigger, better and stronger than ever” thanks to its 2010 product line, spearheaded by the new Dodge Despair.

[link to www.news-sentinel.com]

Lots of other fun lines in there.. comic genius!
lol
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12/29/2009 12:12 AM
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Re: New cars in 2010: Chevrolet Consensus and Dodge Despair
I swear, Florida has more than it's share of hilarious writers. Dave Barry, Randy Wayne White, Carl Hiassen, Tim Dorsey. All these guys are a scream.
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12/29/2009 09:40 AM
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Re: New cars in 2010: Chevrolet Consensus and Dodge Despair
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... laugh ... thank you! ... thank you! ... thank you! ...
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Re: New cars in 2010: Chevrolet Consensus and Dodge Despair
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