It's Dog Whisperer week on National Geographic Channel

Oh yeah.. cool guy.

I love that show!

He trains people most of the time.

I have 5 of his videos and several of his books.

Even got an email from one of his workers regarding my review of his book Cesar's Way.

I'm waiting for the Husband Whisperer to come out...

LOLOLOL

Yes, I think that's what gets me is his gentle yet firm way of training dogs and people. He understands both worlds more than most of us.

I just saw this show for the first time. That guy just glows. You can see the Light in his eyes. I'm hooked.

Im gonna be drunk all week then...


DOG WHISPERER DRINKING GAME

While the allure of cute dogs, their often retarded owners, and Cesar Milan in tight Polo shirts is enough to draw many of us to watch the Dog Whisperer, we here find, as with most things in life, that alcohol enhances the experience and makes every dog training tip and Cesar catchphrase a riotous joy.

So what are you waiting for? Check your local listings, set your TiVo, DVR or VCR or better yet catch one of the marathons that the National Geographic Channel plays every other week. Get your friends, a bunch of beer, or better yet pitcher after pitcher of margaritas and let the healing begin.

Anytime you see one of these things happen, call it out and “Drink!”

Anytime Cesar imitates a dog
Anyone uses any form of the words dominance or submission (dominant, dominate, etc.)
Everytime Cesar makes a “Shht” sound
Cesar lightly kicks or jabs a dog to ‘redirect’ its attention
Cesar tells the owner to be ‘a pack leader’
Cesar is seen driving his trademark Jeep
Cesar brings a family member or dog to help out
If a dog is in the “red zone”
Cesar says “exercise, discipline, then affection”
Any reference to the “power of the pack”
Cesar is seen wearing a wetsuit
A dog is taken to Cesar’s dog compound
Anytime anyone laughs at Cesar’s accent
Also drink if the owners are skeptical before he starts. Drink more if Cesar cures the dog on the first try. Drink a bunch more if after this the owners cannot replicate his results.
And whenever anything else ridiculous, repetitive, stereotypical, or overly sentimental happens that requires a drink. Honestly the rules are fluid. When in doubt, drink.