We are Alien Food! R U ready for the harvest?

Bwahhhaahahahahahahahhaahahahah! Get ready folks! Go ahead and sprinkle salt and pepper on yourself. Some aliens don't like spicy humans, so cover yourself in hot sauce and it could prolong your life a little bit. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but tis true. I have it from reliable sources that they will return very soon to reap their harvest. Going underground will not prevent your consumption. Man up and be eaten!!!!! You will reincarnate into another lifeform somewhere in the Universe anyway, so just enjoy the ride. YEEEEEHAWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!