blah, blah, blah, and blah.

Time for a prayer:

Dear God, forgive me, but intellectuals are such a pain in the butt.

Please help free us from their rigid, left-brain, anal and mentally constipated hell where they believe that their egocentric, nihilistic rationalism is the highest form of consciousness.

Their endlessly bickering over unprovable "facts" and pulling things out of context drives the rest of us crazy. Even worse they makes us fund their ridiculous research projects and pay their salaries.

Someday, when hell freezes over, they will quit debating how many professors can stand on the head of a pin and they will read the simple messages of the teachers you provide us.

Until them, Father, forgive them, they know not how silly they are.

Amen