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Paul said YOU MUST OBEY YOUR GOVERNMENT!

The coin belonged to Caesar and represented his government. God Himself established that civil government. Rom. 13:1-6 and I Pet. 2:17. Therefore Jesus supported that institution of God. Here He means: You must pay your taxes. You must obey your government. You must be loyal to your government because God established it.

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Therefore, christians!

You Must NOT do anything the GOVERNMENT
(YOUR EARTHLY GOVERNMENT!) DOES NOT CONDONE!


Now, in the name of jesus christ- I rebuke you & command you to immediately:

DISARM YOURSELF OF ANY AND ALL FIREARMS!
DISPOSE OF ALL YOUR FOOD RATIONS AND WATER SUPPLIES THAT YOU HAVE IN RESERVE!

FAITH (((ALONE!))) IN JESUS SHOULD BE ENOUGH FOR YOU TO SURVIVE YOUR 7 YEAR TRIBULATIONS!
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you should also climb to your roof tops and wait for jesus to come in the clouds to rescue you! look to the heavens for your redemption draweth nigh!


lol see ya!
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My government is the New Jerusalem. Christians should obey it.

Thu Dec 10/19
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You and your anti-Christan BS and you wonder why you get banned so much and then cry about it on other sites.

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Paulianity. True, true.
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YAWN>>> blabbity blabbity. Same old same old, the faces change but the breath still stinks.

Coins were made with gold. That gold was mined and plundered at the behest of the Ceaser of their time.

In exchange for time worked that gold was distributed into society.

The gold was marked as Ceasers and distributed among the populace.

THE GOLD IS CEASARS!!!!!

If he wants it back in taxes from you so he can run around killing people, then give it back to him, it was his to begin with.

This tired old argument never gets old.
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Submission to the Authorities

Rom. 13:1-6
13:1 Let every person be subject to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God, and those that exist have been instituted by God. 2 Therefore whoever resists the authorities resists what God has appointed, and those who resist will incur judgment. 3 For rulers are not a terror to good conduct, but to bad. Would you have no fear of the one who is in authority? Then do what is good, and you will receive his approval, 4 for he is God's servant for your good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for he does not bear the sword in vain. For he is the servant of God, an avenger who carries out God's wrath on the wrongdoer. 5 Therefore one must be in subjection, not only to avoid God's wrath but also for the sake of conscience. 6 For because of this you also pay taxes, for the authorities are ministers of God, attending to this very thing.


I Pet. 2:13-17
13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme; 14 Or to governors, as to them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well. 15 For so is the will of God, that with well doing you may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men: 16 As free, and not using your liberty for a cloak of maliciousness, but as the servants of God. 17 Honor all men. Love the brotherhood. Fear God. Honor the king.
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My government is the New Jerusalem. Christians should obey it.

Thu Dec 10/19
 Quoting: SpiritofTruth NewJerUSAlemRuss

Submission to the Authorities

Rom. 13:1-6
13:1 Let every person be subject to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God, and those that exist have been instituted by God. 2 Therefore whoever resists the authorities resists what God has appointed, and those who resist will incur judgment. 3 For rulers are not a terror to good conduct, but to bad. Would you have no fear of the one who is in authority? Then do what is good, and you will receive his approval, 4 for he is God's servant for your good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for he does not bear the sword in vain. For he is the servant of God, an avenger who carries out God's wrath on the wrongdoer. 5 Therefore one must be in subjection, not only to avoid God's wrath but also for the sake of conscience. 6 For because of this you also pay taxes, for the authorities are ministers of God, attending to this very thing.


I Pet. 2:13-17
13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme; 14 Or to governors, as to them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well. 15 For so is the will of God, that with well doing you may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men: 16 As free, and not using your liberty for a cloak of maliciousness, but as the servants of God. 17 Honor all men. Love the brotherhood. Fear God. Honor the king.
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You and your anti-Christan BS and you wonder why you get banned so much and then cry about it on other sites.

Loser
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GLP's resident Eric Cartman!
STFU CHUBBY!
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YAWN>>> blabbity blabbity. Same old same old, the faces change but the breath still stinks.

Coins were made with gold. That gold was mined and plundered at the behest of the Ceaser of their time.

In exchange for time worked that gold was distributed into society.

The gold was marked as Ceasers and distributed among the populace.

THE GOLD IS CEASARS!!!!!

If he wants it back in taxes from you so he can run around killing people, then give it back to him, it was his to begin with.

This tired old argument never gets old.
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EXPLAIN IT!

Submission to the Authorities

Rom. 13:1-6
13:1 Let every person be subject to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God, and those that exist have been instituted by God. 2 Therefore whoever resists the authorities resists what God has appointed, and those who resist will incur judgment. 3 For rulers are not a terror to good conduct, but to bad. Would you have no fear of the one who is in authority? Then do what is good, and you will receive his approval, 4 for he is God's servant for your good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for he does not bear the sword in vain. For he is the servant of God, an avenger who carries out God's wrath on the wrongdoer. 5 Therefore one must be in subjection, not only to avoid God's wrath but also for the sake of conscience. 6 For because of this you also pay taxes, for the authorities are ministers of God, attending to this very thing.


I Pet. 2:13-17
13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme; 14 Or to governors, as to them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well. 15 For so is the will of God, that with well doing you may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men: 16 As free, and not using your liberty for a cloak of maliciousness, but as the servants of God. 17 Honor all men. Love the brotherhood. Fear God. Honor the king.
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You and your anti-Christan BS and you wonder why you get banned so much and then cry about it on other sites.

Loser

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STFU CHUBBY!
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Is that the best you got? It is quite sad if it is.

Truth hurts huh devil man....
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Submission to the Authorities

Rom. 13:1-6
13:1 Let every person be subject to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God, and those that exist have been instituted by God. 2 Therefore whoever resists the authorities resists what God has appointed, and those who resist will incur judgment. 3 For rulers are not a terror to good conduct, but to bad. Would you have no fear of the one who is in authority? Then do what is good, and you will receive his approval, 4 for he is God's servant for your good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for he does not bear the sword in vain. For he is the servant of God, an avenger who carries out God's wrath on the wrongdoer. 5 Therefore one must be in subjection, not only to avoid God's wrath but also for the sake of conscience. 6 For because of this you also pay taxes, for the authorities are ministers of God, attending to this very thing.


I Pet. 2:13-17
13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme; 14 Or to governors, as to them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well. 15 For so is the will of God, that with well doing you may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men: 16 As free, and not using your liberty for a cloak of maliciousness, but as the servants of God. 17 Honor all men. Love the brotherhood. Fear God. Honor the king.
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So you are saying for the people to honor the New Jerusalem. The King is Jesus


Thu Dec 10/19
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YOU WILL NOT WIN! THIS ARGUMENT IS TIGHT!

DISARM NOW!

Submission to the Authorities

Rom. 13:1-6
13:1 Let every person be subject to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God, and those that exist have been instituted by God. 2 Therefore whoever resists the authorities resists what God has appointed, and those who resist will incur judgment. 3 For rulers are not a terror to good conduct, but to bad. Would you have no fear of the one who is in authority? Then do what is good, and you will receive his approval, 4 for he is God's servant for your good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for he does not bear the sword in vain. For he is the servant of God, an avenger who carries out God's wrath on the wrongdoer. 5 Therefore one must be in subjection, not only to avoid God's wrath but also for the sake of conscience. 6 For because of this you also pay taxes, for the authorities are ministers of God, attending to this very thing.


I Pet. 2:13-17
13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme; 14 Or to governors, as to them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well. 15 For so is the will of God, that with well doing you may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men: 16 As free, and not using your liberty for a cloak of maliciousness, but as the servants of God. 17 Honor all men. Love the brotherhood. Fear God. Honor the king.
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Paul said YOU MUST OBEY YOUR GOVERNMENT!

The coin belonged to Caesar and represented his government. God Himself established that civil government. Rom. 13:1-6 and I Pet. 2:17. Therefore Jesus supported that institution of God. Here He means: You must pay your taxes. You must obey your government. You must be loyal to your government because God established it.

-----
Therefore, christians!

You Must NOT do anything the GOVERNMENT
(YOUR EARTHLY GOVERNMENT!) DOES NOT CONDONE!


Now, in the name of jesus christ- I rebuke you & command you to immediately:

DISARM YOURSELF OF ANY AND ALL FIREARMS!
DISPOSE OF ALL YOUR FOOD RATIONS AND WATER SUPPLIES THAT YOU HAVE IN RESERVE!

FAITH (((ALONE!))) IN JESUS SHOULD BE ENOUGH FOR YOU TO SURVIVE YOUR 7 YEAR TRIBULATIONS!

 Quoting: Tommy.Luciferi™
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So you are saying for the people to honor the New Jerusalem. The King is Jesus


Thu Dec 10/19
 Quoting: SpiritofTruth NewJerUSAlemRuss


your king walks naked
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I guess I'll be going straight to hell then - see ya there !
"God sent me to piss the world off"
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bible says YOU CAN NOT DINE WITH BELIAL AND JESUS!

in other words

SHiT OR GET OFF THE TOILET!


which is it, christians?

who will you obeyyyyyyyyyyy?


jebus?
or your own primal instincts of fear and lack of faith?


if it is jebus,,,DISARM!
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I sold my garment and bought a sword.
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your king walks naked
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Jesus makes a lot of sense and set a good example.


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Whats wrong man did some Christan tell you God bless today?
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your king walks naked



Jesus makes a lot of sense and set a good example.


Thu Dec 10/19
 Quoting: SpiritofTruth NewJerUSAlemRuss

do we have a cuckoo bird gif?

cuckoo
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Whats wrong man did some Christan tell you God bless today?
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why don't you actually ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION?

instead of choosing of posting lame fucking pictures like you always do?

obama says CHANGE!

SO CHANGE YOU FUCKING LARD ASS!

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Since you like pictures so much here is another...


love
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God is ultimate authority - Rom. 13:1
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good christain values

like I said

christians are hypocrites!


get to your rooftop now, fatty!


unlesssssss ....you want to go battle of wits with me...

in your case- YOU WILL LOSE!
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Function of Government

A. Administration of justice
1. judge with righteousness - Ps. 72:2
2. crush the oppressor - Ps. 72:4
3. rescue from oppression and violence - Ps. 72:14
4. avenger who brings wrath on those practice evil -Rom. 13:4
5. punishment of evildoers - I Peter 2:14
6. use the sword - Rom. 13:4
7. law and order
8. government has right and obligation to resist overthrow, punish treason, defend itself
B. General welfare of citizens
1. vindicate the afflicted, care for needy - Ps. 72:4
2. compassion for poor and needy - Ps. 72:13; Jere 22:16
3. bring peace - Ps. 72:3
4. praise of those who do right - Rom. 13:3; I Peter 2:14 (moral standards?)
5. to allow for tranquil and quiet life - I Tim. 2:2
6. public health and education?
7. philanthropic activities?
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Since you like pictures so much here is another...


love
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asstardz

good christain values

like I said

christians are hypocrites!


get to your rooftop now, fatty!


unlesssssss ....you want to go battle of wits with me...

in your case- YOU WILL LOSE!

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Proverbs 8:15, 16 of the Bible, the inspired Word of God, says that governments should use wisdom to rule and to make laws that are just. Proverbs 17:7 says rulers also should not lie. Proverbs 20:26 says wise rulers always try to punish the wicked. Proverbs 28:2-4 and 29:4 urges rulers to maintain order justly, to follow God’s moral code and to avoid oppressing the poor.
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asstardz

why don't you actually ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION?

instead of choosing of posting lame fucking pictures like you always do?

obama says CHANGE!

SO CHANGE YOU FUCKING LARD ASS!

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Wow... throw in a "your mama's so fat" snap and accuse him of wearing K-Mart clothes and I think you'll nail him.
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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Furthermore, both Romans 13:3-6 and 1 Peter 2:13-15 say that government officials, whether elected or not, are ministers and servants of God who punish and restrain wrongdoers and who commend or praise those who do good works according to God’s transcendent moral code revealed in the Holy Scriptures, the Bible. Government officials must do these things whether or not the people believe in God or the Bible.





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