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Write me a fairy tale bedtime story

 
Only Me
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Write me a fairy tale bedtime story
It will help me sleep. I'll start out:











Once upon a time.....
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

Dr Doom

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Once upon a time.....

 Quoting: Only Me



... there was a brave White Knight who rode a white horse
who slew an evil dragon to rescue a beautiful Princess.

The White Knight and his Princess lived happily ever after.



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there was a brave White Knight who rode a white horse
who slew an evil dragon to rescue a beautiful Princess...Then he found out she was in love with his mother...
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there was a brave White Knight who rode a white horse
who slew an evil dragon to rescue a beautiful Princess...Then he found out she was in love with his mother...



His name was Russ.
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The end.
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there was a brave White Knight who rode a white horse
who slew an evil dragon to rescue a beautiful Princess...Then he found out she was in love with his mother...
His name was Russ.
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Or Bob...
"Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, 'What's in it for me?'" — Brian Tracy: Personal and business training author, speaker, and consultant

"We are all, right now, living the life we choose." -- Peter McWilliams, Author

"The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot." -- Michael Altshuler
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there was a brave White Knight who rode a white horse
who slew an evil dragon to rescue a beautiful Princess...Then he found out she was in love with his mother...
 Quoting: bobnightman

Then he found a cure to change this love for his mother to him...
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Re: Write me a fairy tale bedtime story
It then turned out the the White Knight was really in love with his horse.
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It then turned out the the White Knight was really in love with his horse.
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Which was strange as the horse was male
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Re: Write me a fairy tale bedtime story
It will help me sleep. I'll start out:











Once upon a time.....
 Quoting: Only Me


Was a talking carrot named Crunchy...who wanted to become a little boy.
The carrot had been given a mind by an evil vegetarian witch named "Getrude Frozenheart"

One day - Crunchy fell in love with a cougar named "Chazza Meatloaf"

....

(to be continued)
Dear sir, poor sir, brave sir: You are an experiment by the Creator of the Universe. You are the only creature in the entire Universe who has free will. You are the only one who has to figure out what to do next--and why. Everybody else is a robot, a machine.

"MANE – THECEL – PHARES."
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It then turned out the the White Knight was really in love with his horse.

Which was strange as the horse was male
 Quoting: bobnightman

And was a little to big
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Re: Write me a fairy tale bedtime story
She fell asleep to the soothing sounds of a musical piece by Jorry Axioma with the Synth Orchestra.

Upon awakening she realized that all the terrible bedtimes stories by the twisted peeps at GLP was just a bad dream.
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Re: Write me a fairy tale bedtime story
the strawberry girl was eaten by cannibals. Her skull still sits on a pole.


THE END
Wake Up
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Re: Write me a fairy tale bedtime story
Ok....here is a poem i just wrote.

Once upon a time
In a land far away
I came across this site
And my mind went away
I’m slowly getting it back
But I do have to say
I met some great people
Along this crazy way
They seem to know a lot
Of what life is all about
I only wish that I
Had the time to figure it out


hf

Last Edited by Wake Up on 01/08/2010 01:01 AM
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ONCE UPON A TIME, I WAS TAKING A DUMP WHILE EATING A BABY RUTH BAR, WHICH IS IRONIC FOR A CANDY BAR, AND THEN THE PHONE RANG, IT WAS GOD ASKING WHY I WAS GROSSING HIM OUT, I JUST SHRUGGED AND HUNG UP, THEN THE SKY EXPLODED AND I KNEW I'D PISSED HIM OFF, THE END
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Re: Write me a fairy tale bedtime story
Abs o loot ly not!

No bedtimes stories for you young lady. Now off to bed with you. It's late!
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Re: Write me a fairy tale bedtime story
please can't any of you come up with something sweet and lulling................just for me?



omrainy
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

JADR

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please can't any of you come up with something sweet and lulling................just for me?



omrainy
 Quoting: Only Me


I thought I did pretty good!

Oh well ...
Dear sir, poor sir, brave sir: You are an experiment by the Creator of the Universe. You are the only creature in the entire Universe who has free will. You are the only one who has to figure out what to do next--and why. Everybody else is a robot, a machine.

"MANE – THECEL – PHARES."
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ONCE UPON A TIME, I WAS TAKING A DUMP WHILE EATING A BABY RUTH BAR, WHICH IS IRONIC FOR A CANDY BAR, AND THEN THE PHONE RANG, IT WAS GOD ASKING WHY I WAS GROSSING HIM OUT, I JUST SHRUGGED AND HUNG UP, THEN THE SKY EXPLODED AND I KNEW I'D PISSED HIM OFF, THE END
 Quoting: Tootsie Roll 804378



:catzsmitez:
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Re: Write me a fairy tale bedtime story
Once upon a time.....

Was a talking carrot named Crunchy...who wanted to become a little boy.
The carrot had been given a mind by an evil vegetarian witch named "Getrude Frozenheart"

One day - Crunchy fell in love with a cougar named "Chazza Meatloaf"

....

(to be continued)
 Quoting: JADR



Chazza was far from shallow - and decided to marry Crunchy - hoping for the day he will turn into a Brad Pitt lookalike.

She had to wait another 20 years...- and they bought a condo in Florida where they adopted puppies and ate ice cream!

The end!
Dear sir, poor sir, brave sir: You are an experiment by the Creator of the Universe. You are the only creature in the entire Universe who has free will. You are the only one who has to figure out what to do next--and why. Everybody else is a robot, a machine.

"MANE – THECEL – PHARES."
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Re: Write me a fairy tale bedtime story
please can't any of you come up with something sweet and lulling................just for me?

 Quoting: Only Me




hf
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Re: Write me a fairy tale bedtime story
please can't any of you come up with something sweet and lulling................just for me?



:omrainy:
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I'm sorry young lady but no means no.

If you behave yourself, I'll tell you a bedtime story about ballerinas in the mid 1700s...but that will have to wait until April 8th. We need to see if you'll behave until then.

As for tonight. Sweet dreams...and be cool!
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Re: Write me a fairy tale bedtime story
please can't any of you come up with something sweet and lulling................just for me?

 Quoting: Only Me



My fairytale was sweet.

Too bad the evil troll perverts ruined it for you.


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Only Me (OP)
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Once upon a time.....

Was a talking carrot named Crunchy...who wanted to become a little boy.
The carrot had been given a mind by an evil vegetarian witch named "Getrude Frozenheart"

One day - Crunchy fell in love with a cougar named "Chazza Meatloaf"

....

(to be continued)



Chazza was far from shallow - and decided to marry Crunchy - hoping for the day he will turn into a Brad Pitt lookalike.

She had to wait another 20 years...- and they bought a condo in Florida where they adopted puppies and ate ice cream!

The end!
 Quoting: JADR

they had puppi9es and ice cream forever??????????!!!!!!!


I LOVE IT!!!!!!


Tell me another
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

Wake Up
Let Me Off This Crazy Ride!!

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please can't any of you come up with something sweet and lulling................just for me?




My fairytale was sweet.

Too bad the evil troll perverts ruined it for you.


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 Quoting: Dr Doom


I have to say the add-ons were hillarious!!

chuckle
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Re: Write me a fairy tale bedtime story
you are testing the million monkeys at a typewriter theory here on glp? sorry, but you also need one thousand years.
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One day Only Me went to bed thinking about how evil and cruel the world is.Then she dreamed of a world where people loved each other and cared for each other.Where people knew each others feelings and cared about them.Where people could communicate without talking.When Only Me woke up she was in a place she knew existed.I see myself waking up in that same place.
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get to ur fucking bed and sleep fucking pussie
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The end!

they had puppi9es and ice cream forever??????????!!!!!!!


I LOVE IT!!!!!!


Tell me another
 Quoting: Only Me


Once upon a time there was a cloud named 'Steamy' who was crazy about Sarah..an ordinary Kibbutz worker...
His only way of attracting her attention was to rain on her..sometimes even zapping her with lightnings!
For month she would work outside, with a raincoat, wondering why the hell she was not allowed to enjoy bright sunny days, like her other Kibbutz comrades!
One day...it was too much!! She cursed at the sky!!
Damn you stupid cloud!!! I wish I could punch you!!!
And suddenly - the cloud condensed into a younger version of Omar Sharif...
She punched him in his face...breaking his nose in the process...
He gave her a movie kiss..
They lived happy ever after - and had 12 children who all became famous acrobats!

The end!

Last Edited by JADR on 01/08/2010 01:34 AM
Dear sir, poor sir, brave sir: You are an experiment by the Creator of the Universe. You are the only creature in the entire Universe who has free will. You are the only one who has to figure out what to do next--and why. Everybody else is a robot, a machine.

"MANE – THECEL – PHARES."

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