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For My Knight In Shining Armor

 
NaughtyEarthling
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For My Knight In Shining Armor
red_heart ..Forever & Always I Love You..

Once I had a heart of stone
For it had surley lost its home
It could not love or wanted too
But in my life, then came you.

The stones began to fall away
As happiness began to fill my day
A feeling so sweet and special too
Could this be love, I pray is true.

My heart now sings a song of love
For I know that it was sent from above
My heart is warm, there is no cold
Hard no more, but with wings of gold.

It soars above the sky so high
Sometimes I think of why and cry
My heart now sings a loving song
For the part of me I thought was gone.

The gift that you have given me
Is so important, can't you see
No more sadness or being alone
For now my heart returns to home.

kiss
.. ThE BiTcH iN mE iS A TeAsE .. ThErEfOrE I AiM TwO PlEaSe ..
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Thanks
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red_heart ..Forever & Always I Love You..

Once I had a heart of stone
For it had surley lost its home
It could not love or wanted too
But in my life, then came you.

The stones began to fall away
As happiness began to fill my day
A feeling so sweet and special too
Could this be love, I pray is true.

My heart now sings a song of love
For I know that it was sent from above
My heart is warm, there is no cold
Hard no more, but with wings of gold.

It soars above the sky so high
Sometimes I think of why and cry
My heart now sings a loving song
For the part of me I thought was gone.

The gift that you have given me
Is so important, can't you see
No more sadness or being alone
For now my heart returns to home.

kiss
 Quoting: NaughtyEarthling


Who's the lucky person?

I want to know, because it was sweet poem.
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.. ThE BiTcH iN mE iS A TeAsE .. ThErEfOrE I AiM TwO PlEaSe ..
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$10 says he's some charming, smooth-talking wife beater. starwars
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Once I had a heart of stone
Until you slammed me with the bone
I would not shave my hairy coo
So your jizz knotted up like elmers glue
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what nice words.

thanks for sharing it
In ten years we'll look back on this moment, laugh nervously, and quickly change the subject.
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red_heart ..Forever & Always I Love You..

Once I had a heart of stone
For it had surley lost its home
It could not love or wanted too
But in my life, then came you.

The stones began to fall away
As happiness began to fill my day
A feeling so sweet and special too
Could this be love, I pray is true.

My heart now sings a song of love
For I know that it was sent from above
My heart is warm, there is no cold
Hard no more, but with wings of gold.

It soars above the sky so high
Sometimes I think of why and cry
My heart now sings a loving song
For the part of me I thought was gone.

The gift that you have given me
Is so important, can't you see
No more sadness or being alone
For now my heart returns to home.

kiss
 Quoting: NaughtyEarthling

Now everybody knows
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red_heart ..Forever & Always I Love You..

Once I held a hard like stone
For it had surley lost its hole
It could have rubbed and wanted poon
But between my thighs, then came goo.

The bone began to rise again
As splooge began to fill my chin
A feeling so sweet and special too
Could this be love, I pray is true.

My heart now sings a song of love
For I know that it was sent from above
My hole is warm, there is no cold
Hard some more, but with balls of gold.

It soars above the sky so high
Sometimes I think "oh my" and open wide
My heart now sings a loving song
For the part of me I thought was gone.

The gift that you have given me
Is so important, can't you see
No more sadness or being alone
For now the hard returns to hole.

kiss
 Quoting: NaughtyEarthling


Edited for posterity wink

I'll always love ya NE wink
I think EAT is a pretty cool guy, eh predicts earthquakes and doesn't afraid of anything
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red_heart ..Forever & Always I Love You..

Once I held a hard like stone
For it had surley lost its hole
It could have rubbed and wanted poon
But between my thighs, then came goo.

The bone began to rise again
As splooge began to fill my chin
A feeling so sweet and special too
Could this be love, I pray is true.

My heart now sings a song of love
For I know that it was sent from above
My hole is warm, there is no cold
Hard some more, but with balls of gold.

It soars above the sky so high
Sometimes I think "oh my" and open wide
My heart now sings a loving song
For the part of me I thought was gone.

The gift that you have given me
Is so important, can't you see
No more sadness or being alone
For now the hard returns to hole.

kiss


Edited for posterity wink

I'll always love ya NE wink
 Quoting: Phallusy


My version is better

Read your post in the quoted box, NE... You won't be disappointed wink

Last Edited by Cousin EAT on 01/08/2010 02:07 AM
I think EAT is a pretty cool guy, eh predicts earthquakes and doesn't afraid of anything
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red_heart ..Forever & Always I Love You..

Once I held a hard like stone
For it had surley lost its hole
It could have rubbed and wanted poon
But between my thighs, then came goo.

The bone began to rise again
As splooge began to fill my chin
A feeling so sweet and special too
Could this be love, I pray is true.

My heart now sings a song of love
For I know that it was sent from above
My hole is warm, there is no cold
Hard some more, but with balls of gold.

It soars above the sky so high
Sometimes I think "oh my" and open wide
My heart now sings a loving song
For the part of me I thought was gone.

The gift that you have given me
Is so important, can't you see
No more sadness or being alone
For now the hard returns to hole.

kiss


Edited for posterity wink

I'll always love ya NE wink


My version is better

Read your post in the quoted box, NE... You won't be disappointed wink
 Quoting: Phallusy


Now that right there is some funny shit!
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Everytime I hear this Bryan Adams song, it takes me back 1230 year ago to the caravan trails to and from Europe to the near east. I don't know why. Robin Hood lived about 800 years ago.

There's only two songs that remind me of that time.

[link to www.youtube.com]

You haven't lived until you've heard this done with two sitars, finger timbrels, and two oboes with ligh drums. Incense wafting about a large tent and a veritable dromedary of camels outside. Steve Earle is good. But those musicians do it better.

[link to www.youtube.com]
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lucky feller I reckon. hf
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lucky feller I reckon. hf
 Quoting: Greenhorn


This is typical stalker type shit. Women are fucking scary.
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lucky feller I reckon. hf


This is typical stalker type shit. Women are fucking scary.
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Well they do get psychotic and clingy
I think EAT is a pretty cool guy, eh predicts earthquakes and doesn't afraid of anything
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lucky feller I reckon. hf


This is typical stalker type shit. Women are fucking scary.


Well they do get psychotic and clingy
 Quoting: Phallusy


Exactly! The few GF's that wrote stuff like this for me were friggin nutz!
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Oh stop bitching y'all. That's a girly trait
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Beautiful sentiment, terrible poem. tomato
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Oh stop bitching y'all. That's a girly trait
 Quoting: Smoulderin'Gal


What, obcessive stalking?
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Oh stop bitching y'all. That's a girly trait
 Quoting: Smoulderin'Gal


Smoulder, what did you think of my edited version of that poem?
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Oh stop bitching y'all. That's a girly trait


What, obcessive stalking?
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Obsessive stalking is something that both sexes do. I was reprimanding the guys who called us psychotic.
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Oh stop bitching y'all. That's a girly trait


Smoulder, what did you think of my edited version of that poem?
 Quoting: Phallusy

hehe, you're a naughty boy aren't ya?
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lucky feller I reckon. hf


This is typical stalker type shit. Women are fucking scary.


Well they do get psychotic and clingy


Exactly! The few GF's that wrote stuff like this for me were friggin nutz!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 855080


Tell me about it. I still have exes that write and send me stuff like this. I know girls who aren't even romantically linked to me sending me garbage like this. ya know, those signals

Yeah, but they do go nuts. Especially when they whore up and give up the poon. Suddenly, they "fall in love" with you after they give up the poon. Why is that? The dude is high-fiving his buddies, probably screwing the girl's best friend, yet, she's "in love" and NOT a whore. LOL!
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Oh stop bitching y'all. That's a girly trait


Smoulder, what did you think of my edited version of that poem?

hehe, you're a naughty boy aren't ya?
 Quoting: Smoulderin'Gal


As naughty as you want me to be. Possibly even more.

You are guaranteed more bang for your buck wink
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Oh stop bitching y'all. That's a girly trait


Smoulder, what did you think of my edited version of that poem?

hehe, you're a naughty boy aren't ya?


As naughty as you want me to be. Possibly even more.

You are guaranteed more bang for your buck wink
 Quoting: Phallusy

I don't have casual sex honey
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Oh stop bitching y'all. That's a girly trait


Smoulder, what did you think of my edited version of that poem?

hehe, you're a naughty boy aren't ya?


As naughty as you want me to be. Possibly even more.

You are guaranteed more bang for your buck wink
 Quoting: Phallusy



I've seen your etiquette. You are a 20 something poser. People barely count in their twenties. They are just getting started.

Your covering your potential acting all wanker like.

You can do (and should do) much better than this. I know it's work for you. But let's pretend for a moment that we were being serious. Your technique is bad.

Tell me what you know about really good sex. From what I've read, you're not even that good at sexual dominance. Do you even know why women want dominance in sex?
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Oh stop bitching y'all. That's a girly trait


Smoulder, what did you think of my edited version of that poem?

hehe, you're a naughty boy aren't ya?


As naughty as you want me to be. Possibly even more.

You are guaranteed more bang for your buck wink



I've seen your etiquette. You are a 20 something poser. People barely count in their twenties. They are just getting started.

Your covering your potential acting all wanker like.

You can do (and should do) much better than this. I know it's work for you. But let's pretend for a moment that we were being serious. Your technique is bad.

Tell me what you know about really good sex. From what I've read, you're not even that good at sexual dominance. Do you even know why women want dominance in sex?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 859727


yes I do and how dare you question Phallusy... The women love Phallusy

Be gone Anonymous Coward. Get your poor, broke ass up and upgrade your account. That's why you sleep alone AC

Last Edited by Cousin EAT on 01/08/2010 03:03 AM
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red_heart ..Forever & Always I Love You..

Once I had a heart of stone
For it had surley lost its home
It could not love or wanted too
But in my life, then came you.

The stones began to fall away
As happiness began to fill my day
A feeling so sweet and special too
Could this be love, I pray is true.

My heart now sings a song of love
For I know that it was sent from above
My heart is warm, there is no cold
Hard no more, but with wings of gold.

It soars above the sky so high
Sometimes I think of why and cry
My heart now sings a loving song
For the part of me I thought was gone.

The gift that you have given me
Is so important, can't you see
No more sadness or being alone
For now my heart returns to home.

kiss
 Quoting: NaughtyEarthling


Thank you darling!
Dear sir, poor sir, brave sir: You are an experiment by the Creator of the Universe. You are the only creature in the entire Universe who has free will. You are the only one who has to figure out what to do next--and why. Everybody else is a robot, a machine.

"MANE – THECEL – PHARES."
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Oh stop bitching y'all. That's a girly trait


Smoulder, what did you think of my edited version of that poem?

hehe, you're a naughty boy aren't ya?


As naughty as you want me to be. Possibly even more.

You are guaranteed more bang for your buck wink



I've seen your etiquette. You are a 20 something poser. People barely count in their twenties. They are just getting started.

Your covering your potential acting all wanker like.

You can do (and should do) much better than this. I know it's work for you. But let's pretend for a moment that we were being serious. Your technique is bad.

Tell me what you know about really good sex. From what I've read, you're not even that good at sexual dominance. Do you even know why women want dominance in sex?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 859727



whitevan
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Oh stop bitching y'all. That's a girly trait


Smoulder, what did you think of my edited version of that poem?

hehe, you're a naughty boy aren't ya?


As naughty as you want me to be. Possibly even more.

You are guaranteed more bang for your buck wink



I've seen your etiquette. You are a 20 something poser. People barely count in their twenties. They are just getting started.

Your covering your potential acting all wanker like.

You can do (and should do) much better than this. I know it's work for you. But let's pretend for a moment that we were being serious. Your technique is bad.

Tell me what you know about really good sex. From what I've read, you're not even that good at sexual dominance. Do you even know why women want dominance in sex?



whitevan
 Quoting: Smoulderin'Gal


Don't mind him. AC just gets off on other people's stories. Quite sad, really
I think EAT is a pretty cool guy, eh predicts earthquakes and doesn't afraid of anything
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Oh stop bitching y'all. That's a girly trait


Smoulder, what did you think of my edited version of that poem?

hehe, you're a naughty boy aren't ya?


As naughty as you want me to be. Possibly even more.

You are guaranteed more bang for your buck wink



I've seen your etiquette. You are a 20 something poser. People barely count in their twenties. They are just getting started.

Your covering your potential acting all wanker like.

You can do (and should do) much better than this. I know it's work for you. But let's pretend for a moment that we were being serious. Your technique is bad.

Tell me what you know about really good sex. From what I've read, you're not even that good at sexual dominance. Do you even know why women want dominance in sex?


yes I do and how dare you question Phallusy... The women love Phallusy

Be gone Anonymous Coward. Get your poor, broke ass up and upgrade your account. That's why you sleep alone AC
 Quoting: Phallusy


Tell me about sex, poser. And don't change the subject. I've lost more money in my life than you'll make.

You are a sexual poser unless you explain sex to me. A true wanker with a short shrift.
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