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Anonymous Coward User ID: 859727 United States 01/08/2010 01:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ..Forever & Always I Love You.. Quoting: NaughtyEarthlingOnce I had a heart of stone For it had surley lost its home It could not love or wanted too But in my life, then came you. The stones began to fall away As happiness began to fill my day A feeling so sweet and special too Could this be love, I pray is true. My heart now sings a song of love For I know that it was sent from above My heart is warm, there is no cold Hard no more, but with wings of gold. It soars above the sky so high Sometimes I think of why and cry My heart now sings a loving song For the part of me I thought was gone. The gift that you have given me Is so important, can't you see No more sadness or being alone For now my heart returns to home. Who's the lucky person? I want to know, because it was sweet poem. |
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bobnightman User ID: 853078 United States 01/08/2010 01:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ..Forever & Always I Love You.. Quoting: NaughtyEarthlingOnce I had a heart of stone For it had surley lost its home It could not love or wanted too But in my life, then came you. The stones began to fall away As happiness began to fill my day A feeling so sweet and special too Could this be love, I pray is true. My heart now sings a song of love For I know that it was sent from above My heart is warm, there is no cold Hard no more, but with wings of gold. It soars above the sky so high Sometimes I think of why and cry My heart now sings a loving song For the part of me I thought was gone. The gift that you have given me Is so important, can't you see No more sadness or being alone For now my heart returns to home. Now everybody knows 12/21/12 |
Phallusy User ID: 729333 United States 01/08/2010 01:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ..Forever & Always I Love You.. Quoting: NaughtyEarthlingOnce I held a hard like stone For it had surley lost its hole It could have rubbed and wanted poon But between my thighs, then came goo. The bone began to rise again As splooge began to fill my chin A feeling so sweet and special too Could this be love, I pray is true. My heart now sings a song of love For I know that it was sent from above My hole is warm, there is no cold Hard some more, but with balls of gold. It soars above the sky so high Sometimes I think "oh my" and open wide My heart now sings a loving song For the part of me I thought was gone. The gift that you have given me Is so important, can't you see No more sadness or being alone For now the hard returns to hole. Edited for posterity I'll always love ya NE I think EAT is a pretty cool guy, eh predicts earthquakes and doesn't afraid of anything |
Phallusy User ID: 729333 United States 01/08/2010 02:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ..Forever & Always I Love You.. Quoting: PhallusyOnce I held a hard like stone For it had surley lost its hole It could have rubbed and wanted poon But between my thighs, then came goo. The bone began to rise again As splooge began to fill my chin A feeling so sweet and special too Could this be love, I pray is true. My heart now sings a song of love For I know that it was sent from above My hole is warm, there is no cold Hard some more, but with balls of gold. It soars above the sky so high Sometimes I think "oh my" and open wide My heart now sings a loving song For the part of me I thought was gone. The gift that you have given me Is so important, can't you see No more sadness or being alone For now the hard returns to hole. Edited for posterity I'll always love ya NE My version is better Read your post in the quoted box, NE... You won't be disappointed Last Edited by Cousin EAT on 01/08/2010 02:07 AM I think EAT is a pretty cool guy, eh predicts earthquakes and doesn't afraid of anything |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 859856 United States 01/08/2010 02:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ..Forever & Always I Love You.. Quoting: PhallusyOnce I held a hard like stone For it had surley lost its hole It could have rubbed and wanted poon But between my thighs, then came goo. The bone began to rise again As splooge began to fill my chin A feeling so sweet and special too Could this be love, I pray is true. My heart now sings a song of love For I know that it was sent from above My hole is warm, there is no cold Hard some more, but with balls of gold. It soars above the sky so high Sometimes I think "oh my" and open wide My heart now sings a loving song For the part of me I thought was gone. The gift that you have given me Is so important, can't you see No more sadness or being alone For now the hard returns to hole. Edited for posterity I'll always love ya NE My version is better Read your post in the quoted box, NE... You won't be disappointed Now that right there is some funny shit! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 859727 United States 01/08/2010 02:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Everytime I hear this Bryan Adams song, it takes me back 1230 year ago to the caravan trails to and from Europe to the near east. I don't know why. Robin Hood lived about 800 years ago. There's only two songs that remind me of that time. [link to www.youtube.com] You haven't lived until you've heard this done with two sitars, finger timbrels, and two oboes with ligh drums. Incense wafting about a large tent and a veritable dromedary of camels outside. Steve Earle is good. But those musicians do it better. [link to www.youtube.com] |
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Phallusy User ID: 729333 United States 01/08/2010 02:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | lucky feller I reckon. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 855080This is typical stalker type shit. Women are fucking scary. Well they do get psychotic and clingy Exactly! The few GF's that wrote stuff like this for me were friggin nutz! Tell me about it. I still have exes that write and send me stuff like this. I know girls who aren't even romantically linked to me sending me garbage like this. ya know, those signals Yeah, but they do go nuts. Especially when they whore up and give up the poon. Suddenly, they "fall in love" with you after they give up the poon. Why is that? The dude is high-fiving his buddies, probably screwing the girl's best friend, yet, she's "in love" and NOT a whore. LOL! I think EAT is a pretty cool guy, eh predicts earthquakes and doesn't afraid of anything |
Phallusy User ID: 729333 United States 01/08/2010 02:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh stop bitching y'all. That's a girly trait Quoting: Smoulderin'GalSmoulder, what did you think of my edited version of that poem? hehe, you're a naughty boy aren't ya? As naughty as you want me to be. Possibly even more. You are guaranteed more bang for your buck I think EAT is a pretty cool guy, eh predicts earthquakes and doesn't afraid of anything |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 722642 Canada 01/08/2010 02:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh stop bitching y'all. That's a girly trait Quoting: PhallusySmoulder, what did you think of my edited version of that poem? hehe, you're a naughty boy aren't ya? As naughty as you want me to be. Possibly even more. You are guaranteed more bang for your buck I don't have casual sex honey |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 859727 United States 01/08/2010 02:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh stop bitching y'all. That's a girly trait Quoting: PhallusySmoulder, what did you think of my edited version of that poem? hehe, you're a naughty boy aren't ya? As naughty as you want me to be. Possibly even more. You are guaranteed more bang for your buck I've seen your etiquette. You are a 20 something poser. People barely count in their twenties. They are just getting started. Your covering your potential acting all wanker like. You can do (and should do) much better than this. I know it's work for you. But let's pretend for a moment that we were being serious. Your technique is bad. Tell me what you know about really good sex. From what I've read, you're not even that good at sexual dominance. Do you even know why women want dominance in sex? |
Phallusy User ID: 729333 United States 01/08/2010 03:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh stop bitching y'all. That's a girly trait Quoting: Anonymous Coward 859727Smoulder, what did you think of my edited version of that poem? hehe, you're a naughty boy aren't ya? As naughty as you want me to be. Possibly even more. You are guaranteed more bang for your buck I've seen your etiquette. You are a 20 something poser. People barely count in their twenties. They are just getting started. Your covering your potential acting all wanker like. You can do (and should do) much better than this. I know it's work for you. But let's pretend for a moment that we were being serious. Your technique is bad. Tell me what you know about really good sex. From what I've read, you're not even that good at sexual dominance. Do you even know why women want dominance in sex? yes I do and how dare you question Phallusy... The women love Phallusy Be gone Anonymous Coward. Get your poor, broke ass up and upgrade your account. That's why you sleep alone AC Last Edited by Cousin EAT on 01/08/2010 03:03 AM I think EAT is a pretty cool guy, eh predicts earthquakes and doesn't afraid of anything |
JADR User ID: 389916 Australia 01/08/2010 03:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ..Forever & Always I Love You.. Quoting: NaughtyEarthlingOnce I had a heart of stone For it had surley lost its home It could not love or wanted too But in my life, then came you. The stones began to fall away As happiness began to fill my day A feeling so sweet and special too Could this be love, I pray is true. My heart now sings a song of love For I know that it was sent from above My heart is warm, there is no cold Hard no more, but with wings of gold. It soars above the sky so high Sometimes I think of why and cry My heart now sings a loving song For the part of me I thought was gone. The gift that you have given me Is so important, can't you see No more sadness or being alone For now my heart returns to home. Thank you darling! Dear sir, poor sir, brave sir: You are an experiment by the Creator of the Universe. You are the only creature in the entire Universe who has free will. You are the only one who has to figure out what to do next--and why. Everybody else is a robot, a machine. "MANE – THECEL – PHARES." |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 722642 Canada 01/08/2010 03:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh stop bitching y'all. That's a girly trait Quoting: Anonymous Coward 859727Smoulder, what did you think of my edited version of that poem? hehe, you're a naughty boy aren't ya? As naughty as you want me to be. Possibly even more. You are guaranteed more bang for your buck I've seen your etiquette. You are a 20 something poser. People barely count in their twenties. They are just getting started. Your covering your potential acting all wanker like. You can do (and should do) much better than this. I know it's work for you. But let's pretend for a moment that we were being serious. Your technique is bad. Tell me what you know about really good sex. From what I've read, you're not even that good at sexual dominance. Do you even know why women want dominance in sex? |
Phallusy User ID: 729333 United States 01/08/2010 03:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh stop bitching y'all. That's a girly trait Quoting: Smoulderin'GalSmoulder, what did you think of my edited version of that poem? hehe, you're a naughty boy aren't ya? As naughty as you want me to be. Possibly even more. You are guaranteed more bang for your buck I've seen your etiquette. You are a 20 something poser. People barely count in their twenties. They are just getting started. Your covering your potential acting all wanker like. You can do (and should do) much better than this. I know it's work for you. But let's pretend for a moment that we were being serious. Your technique is bad. Tell me what you know about really good sex. From what I've read, you're not even that good at sexual dominance. Do you even know why women want dominance in sex? Don't mind him. AC just gets off on other people's stories. Quite sad, really I think EAT is a pretty cool guy, eh predicts earthquakes and doesn't afraid of anything |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 859727 United States 01/08/2010 03:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh stop bitching y'all. That's a girly trait Quoting: PhallusySmoulder, what did you think of my edited version of that poem? hehe, you're a naughty boy aren't ya? As naughty as you want me to be. Possibly even more. You are guaranteed more bang for your buck I've seen your etiquette. You are a 20 something poser. People barely count in their twenties. They are just getting started. Your covering your potential acting all wanker like. You can do (and should do) much better than this. I know it's work for you. But let's pretend for a moment that we were being serious. Your technique is bad. Tell me what you know about really good sex. From what I've read, you're not even that good at sexual dominance. Do you even know why women want dominance in sex? yes I do and how dare you question Phallusy... The women love Phallusy Be gone Anonymous Coward. Get your poor, broke ass up and upgrade your account. That's why you sleep alone AC Tell me about sex, poser. And don't change the subject. I've lost more money in my life than you'll make. You are a sexual poser unless you explain sex to me. A true wanker with a short shrift. |