Oh yeah, I have another one, but it wasn't what I said, but what I didn't do-

Me and some buddies went out to eat at a high priced restaraunt. They were happy about moving and wanted to celebrate and I happened to be there (after helping them move a whole house... GAH!!) so they dragged me along. Well, I had never eaten at any place other than a Golden Corral (Buffet, not high priced). So, we order our food, and I'm not that hungry (after working, I'm not like other people. My hunger disappears) so I order a small chicken italian thing with some other food. I didn't think anything of it and just ate the chicken and didn't touch the rest.


My buddies are laughing and carrying on and all of a sudden this MASSIVE like 6 foot 7 guy dressed all in black with an apron walks over to us with a blank stare directly at my plate (still covered in food).

I'm thinking, "Oh crap, are we about to be thrown out? WTF is going on?"

The big dude gets this almost scared look on his face and starts asking me all sorts of questions about the food, if it's good and if I wasn't satisfied... I'm stunned. Just shocked by what is going on... I'm sitting there with this massive man bent over me, asking (almost terrified) if the food was alright. As it turned out, the high priced place had NEVER had ANYONE hate their food, and thought they have screwed up big time when I wasn't eating and mistook me (somehow) for some news reporter or something that reports on how good food is at places like this.

Well, I cleared it up, they didn't charge me for anything of the food (which was awesome) and even offered my buddies extra dessert. I did not expect any of that, to be honest. Again, my first time ever eating at a place that high priced.

One last thing. Best freaking Chicken I have ever eaten. Too bad I don't live near any major cities...