I'm tired of humanity and wish to get the ball rolling so here goes...

Here are some of the numerous things I wish to confess:

1. In the 70s and prior, members of the Illuminati used a certain item to identify themselves. If you had a male relative with a basement full of any one item and you didn't know why, now you know. I'm not talking a few shelves, I'm talking at least a room-sized section of the basement full of nothing but the same item.