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STUPID Pat Robertson Quotes

 
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The 10 Stupidest Things Pat Robertson Ever Said

10) "Lord, give us righteous judges who will not try to legislate and dominate this society. Take control, Lord! We ask for additional vacancies on the court." –Pat Robertson

9) "Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history." –Pat Robertson

8) "I would warn Orlando that you're right in the way of some serious hurricanes, and I don't think I'd be waving those flags in God's face if I were you, This is not a message of hate -- this is a message of redemption. But a condition like this will bring about the destruction of your nation. It'll bring about terrorist bombs; it'll bring earthquakes, tornadoes, and possibly a meteor." –Pat Robertson, on "gay days" at Disneyworld

7) "(T)he feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians." –Pat Robertson

6) "I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period." –Pat Robertson

5) "I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: If there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected him from your city. And don't wonder why he hasn't helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I'm not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that's the case, don't ask for his help because he might not be there." --Pat Robertson, after the city of Dover, Pennsylvania voted to boot the current school board, which instituted an intelligent design policy that led to a federal trial

4) "God considers this land to be his. You read the Bible and he says 'This is my land,' and for any prime minister of Israel who decides he is going to carve it up and give it away, God says, 'No, this is mine.' ... He was dividing God's land. And I would say, 'Woe unto any prime minister of Israel who takes a similar course to appease the E.U., the United Nations, or the United States of America.' God says, 'This land belongs to me. You better leave it alone.'" --Pat Robertson, on why Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon suffered a massive stroke

3) "Maybe we need a very small nuke thrown off on Foggy Bottom to shake things up" –Pat Robertson, on nuking the State Department

2) "You know, I don't know about this doctrine of assassination, but if he thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it. It's a whole lot cheaper than starting a war ... We have the ability to take him out, and I think the time has come that we exercise that ability. We don't need another $200 billion war to get rid of one, you know, strong-arm dictator. It's a whole lot easier to have some of the covert operatives do the job and then get it over with." –Pat Robertson, calling for the assassination of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez

1) "Something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. Haitians were originally under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon the third, or whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, we will serve you if you will get us free from the French. True story. And so, the devil said, okay it's a deal. Ever since they have been cursed by one thing after the other." –Pat Robertson, on the earthquake in Haiti that destroyed the capital and killed tens of thousands of people, Jan. 13, 2010


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I absolutely DETEST that man!

Amazingly, one day I flipped to the station with the 'idiot' criticizing an absolutely masterful painting by a college student. It was an oil painting of Christ on the cross and it was beautiful! Done like the painters during the Rennaissance. Good ole Pat was Crucifying the young artist for painting such a shameful scene. Would you believe the student LOST his scholarship? I can't fine the link now, but this happened in the 90's and I'll never forget it. The student was a brilliant artist and actually was painting his won crucifixion in the end, because Robertson crucified on national TV. Very public!
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I have to agree with #7.
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I have to agree with #7.
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ohyeah
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pat robertson is a free mason

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The Catholic - Protestant controversy is examined in detail through history and current world events. Quoting prominent world thinkers and leaders, Dr. Veith shows how ecumenism and freemasonry play hand in hand - with a look at some influential Christian leaders such as Robert Schuller, Rick Warren, Bill Hybels, Kenneth Copeland, Oral Roberts, Billy Graham, Benny Hinn, and the modern charasmatic movement


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He must be at level 2.
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That man is beyond stupid. Straight into fruitloop land.
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I bet you had to struggle to narrow it down to JUST 10!!
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Yeah, number 7 is the lone ranger of reason in his stupidity.
When blacks have identity it is called pride.
When indians have identity it is called culture.
When jews have identity it is called history.
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Papal Pat son of a Sentor
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The guy obviously likes the taste of his own foot..
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Pats not serious, he is just jiving you. In a previous life Pat was a court jester perhaps for Henry the VIII, an unlicensed fool at that!
At that time Pat was just "wise enough to play the fool". At times you can see the gleam in Pats eyes, a channeler recalling his long lost spirit of foolery! In a more sane world Obama would have appointed Pat the administrations Jest.
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Are there any smart Pat Robertson quotes?
"Language is a virus from outer space." - William S. Burroughs

"One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real. " - Klaus Kinski
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Every one of those statements is idiotic.
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Every one of those statements is idiotic.
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True, but here's the clincher of them all:

Pat Robertson, rationalizing genocide committed by the early Israelites, on “The 700 Club” television program. May 6th, 1985


"The wars of extermination have given a lot of people trouble unless they know what was going on. The people in the land of Palestine were very wicked. They were given over to idolatry; they were having sex, apparently, with animals; they were having sex men with men, and women with women; they were committing adultery, fornication; they were worshiping idols, offering their children up; and they were forsaking God. God told the Israelites to kill them all - men, women and children, to destroy them. And that seems to be a terrible thing to do. Is it? Or isn't it? Well, let us assume there were 2,000 of them, or 10,000 of them living in the land, or whatever number there was of them. I don't have the exact number. Pick a number. God said, "Kill them all." Well, that would seem hard, wouldn't it? That would be 10,000 people who would probably go to hell. But, if they stayed and reproduced, in 30 or 40 or 50 or 60 or 100 more years, they could conceivably be - 10,000 would go to a 100,000 - 100,000 could conceivably go to a million. And then, there would be a million people who would have to spend an eternity in Hell! And it's far more merciful to take away a few than to see in the future a 100 years down the road, and say, "Well, I have to take away a million people that would forever be apart from God," because the abomination was there like a contagium. God saw that there was no cure for it. It wasn't going to change; their hearts weren't going to change; and all they they would do is cause trouble for the Israelites, and pull the Israelites away from God, and prevent the truth of God from reaching the Earth. So, God, in love, took away a small number that he might not have to take away a large number."
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This Pat Robertson sounds like a fucking moron!!!

Does he know Jesus is a cross breed between zombies, vampires, and frankenstein?

Check it out for yourself if ya don't believe me

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#7- Now I know why I saw a car with a bumper sticker that said "Sorry I haven't seen you in church lately, I've been busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian." ( This was about 7-8 yrs ago). I was like, What????

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