All Psychics: Please tell me who called me last night or I'm stabbing myself

ih thats not weird or anything

It was a nice phonecall?

Well whatever it's worth, I saw a red flower.

There was silence and there was some jumbled noice and then they hung up.

44..

Artie Lange? That you?

44 what?

I dunno, but that's what I saw. The number 44.

be carefull....ambulance...red cross....ted....wilson...restraining...black camaro... sadness... mother..new friend

I saw a red heart & a Blue flower!

44 and a red flower.......

All psychics will know you have no intention of stabbing yourself. OR

All psychics will know you have no intention of seriously stabbing yourself.

This allows you to "stab" yourself with a small instrument that would inflict very

minor injury, and yet allow you to say somewhat truthfully, "I stabbed myself."

So now, tell us why we should care who called you?

44 MAGNUM AND YOUR RED FLOWER. Sounds kinda kinky.

I'm scared.

Because I'm quiet and sweet.

Anyway, take verything I have said with grains of salt. My mind is really messed up at this moment.

it was an ex boyfriend who wants to rape you in the near to present future

Antuan is that you?

No heavy breathing? I'd be so wrechedly disappointed that I's stab you myself.

gallup poll called you OP

Last Edited by Lord.Kayle on 01/15/2010 10:19 PM

Thanks, loser!

Not on my cell phone?

it was from the other side

Fear is an irrational reaction to the unknown.

I don't want to talk about your fear. I want to talk about your strength.

You're strong.

Here...let's do this.

Poetry time! Poetry thread.

Put a large piece of plastic down before you do the deed so the new people of the house don't have to remove a blood stained carpet.

You are a small fat black man, with exceptionally low self-esteem and irrational expectations regarding the opposite sex. (namely, expecting any)

You also exhibit a predilection for cheap cartoonish cutlery, that's more likely to cut off your weenie, than to fend off attackers in an emergency, and you probably SHOULD try to stab yourself with it, since it's unlikely to work properly and you'll wind up breaking the blade off before it can hurt someone.

You're "eerie phone call" last night was a wrong number by a woman who's an employee of the IRS, and she's so creeped out from talking with you, that you're about to be audited.... for 1985 and up.

Like I said.....stab away!

Veni, Vidi, Vicious?????

"I came, I saw, vicious???"

"Si Tacuisses Philosophus Mansisses"- They thought you were a philosopher until you opened your mouth.

did you think to check the caller id. maybe it was from the mothman whose number was posted a little while ago.

Wrong number