You say this is fukin capitalism are you kidding me?

This is fukin absolute robbery

Hey 90 yr old great grandad that is senile beyond rational thinking will ya take 200 bucks for that Model T ya got rotting in your garage, okay sounds good

Price = $200
Valued = $50k
Profit = $48800

While were at it will u take 500 for your house?

Price = $500
Value = $1 mil
Profit = $999500

This was just a total jackpot guys, he had so many beautiful rooms and land with this house, I didnt want to look so excited but I had to buy this house, as soon as we drop this old man off at the homeless shelter we can put it on the market, days like today make it all worth it!