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ABSURD BIBLE VERSES.... COULD A REAL GOD BE THIS STUPID?

 
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Isa 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

Rom 9:20 Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed it, Why hast thou made me thus?

What's true is that God is God. He is the creator, and if you don't like the way he does things, there's not a HR Department to go to...no "higher" authority than Him, and He's smarter than you, more powerful and you draw your next breathe because he decreed it, until the moment he's decreed that you stop breathing.
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Whether you like it or not, there is only one God.

No, there are two. You left out Jesus.

Ooops, no you left out another one, the Holy Spirit, that special invisible ghost that lives inside Christians once they become born again.


Father, Son & Holy Spirit are all the same person. God is one, not two and not three. GOD IS ONE.

Yeah, right, like that makes sense? Jesus was born in a woman as a baby. So are you saying that while Jesus was in the womb, God was in there too? Then there was no God in the world while Jesus was a baby and a child? That's just stupid. God and Jesus are clearly TWO. This is why you always heard Jesus praying to his FATHER. Why would he pray to himself? Absurd...well...actually like the whole mess called the Bible. And ACTUALLY God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit don't exist at all. All a fairy tale for kiddies who can't accept their mortality. SO sad.








522 does a supurb job of pointing out different instances of christurd cult followers obscene ignorance.

christureds have no response to her insight. She knows way more about their sloppy, festering, cult than they do.

As always, christurds can only stick their heads further up thier own a$$s.

........"We keep our heads buried up our a$$s"............

That's the perfect christurd cult motto.

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Hey, THANK YOU OP, I really am enjoying these Bible verses and your insightful interpretations of them. You crack me up. Thanks for the compliments. I do know a lot about the Christurd cult. I used to be one of them Christurds myself. Then I woke up. Can't believe that I believed in that crapola all those years but better late than never. So keep em coming, OP. Maybe some Christurd will come along and actually read these verses and say to themselves, "WTF???" Doubtful, but you never know.
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Isa 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

Rom 9:20 Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed it, Why hast thou made me thus?

What's true is that God is God. He is the creator, and if you don't like the way he does things, there's not a HR Department to go to...no "higher" authority than Him, and He's smarter than you, more powerful and you draw your next breathe because he decreed it, until the moment he's decreed that you stop breathing.
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No, Tracie, wrong again. I don't think the Christurd God is smarter than me. I am SURE I am smarter than something that doesn't exist, right? And, besides that, who told YOU that God was smart? He creates all evil, is that an intelligent thing to do? Do you clap with glee that your monster God created the earthquake in Haiti and innocent children died? Well, if God created all evil, as your above verse Isa. 45:7 clearly states, then he created that evil and all other evil So what is so horrible about Satan again??? I was just wondering. Maybe you should worship him? As far as invisible and imaginary deities go, I think Satan seems a little kinder than the monster God you worship.

Look, Tracie, hate to break this to you but that old book that you worship is a book written by men. They used it to control the people back then, they use it to control the people now. They know that fear is a weapon and if they can get you brainwashed Christians to quake in your boots, they know they can make you believe anything. And if you believe anything, you will follow any rule or commandment in their book. You will be a brainwashed sheep. So, baaaa, baaaa, Tracie. Hope you are happy letting someone else tell you how to think.
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884804: Who is this G-D you keep talking about? Is that God? So did God say you couldn't put the O in his name or he would throw you in the lake of fire? Or is G-D some new, unusual God that is the God of some other phony religion. You might as well stick your talk of the sun up your butt where no sun will shine. Nobody is listening (or reading) I should say. So cut and paste elsewhere. We don't want to belong to your cult.
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Isa 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

Rom 9:20 Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed it, Why hast thou made me thus?

What's true is that God is God. He is the creator, and if you don't like the way he does things, there's not a HR Department to go to...no "higher" authority than Him, and He's smarter than you, more powerful and you draw your next breathe because he decreed it, until the moment he's decreed that you stop breathing.
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Your first verse shows that your imaginary god fugger was a monsterous asshole. He created all the evil himself.

What a slime ball.

Then that prikola god fugger trys to blame US for the evil he himself created. Fuk that, and fuk him.


His decree, like everything else about your jag off make believe bogus god fugger, is just a dog fart.

Understand, pillow head?

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Isa 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

Rom 9:20 Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed it, Why hast thou made me thus?

What's true is that God is God. He is the creator, and if you don't like the way he does things, there's not a HR Department to go to...no "higher" authority than Him, and He's smarter than you, more powerful and you draw your next breathe because he decreed it, until the moment he's decreed that you stop breathing.

No, Tracie, wrong again. I don't think the Christurd God is smarter than me. I am SURE I am smarter than something that doesn't exist, right? And, besides that, who told YOU that God was smart? He creates all evil, is that an intelligent thing to do? Do you clap with glee that your monster God created the earthquake in Haiti and innocent children died? Well, if God created all evil, as your above verse Isa. 45:7 clearly states, then he created that evil and all other evil So what is so horrible about Satan again??? I was just wondering. Maybe you should worship him? As far as invisible and imaginary deities go, I think Satan seems a little kinder than the monster God you worship.

Look, Tracie, hate to break this to you but that old book that you worship is a book written by men. They used it to control the people back then, they use it to control the people now. They know that fear is a weapon and if they can get you brainwashed Christians to quake in your boots, they know they can make you believe anything. And if you believe anything, you will follow any rule or commandment in their book. You will be a brainwashed sheep. So, baaaa, baaaa, Tracie. Hope you are happy letting someone else tell you how to think.
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christurds don't know exactly what they believe, or exactly why they believe it. Their belief is at best, half assed.

Give them a questionair about elements of their religious sect, and half of thier answers will apply to different sects or cults.

They all believe they have an invisble sky daddy that will save their sorry asses after they die, but dont ask them any specific questions, because they don't have any rational answers.

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Why do you care OP? Are you making a pie graph or something? If there is no one in the sky, you're not going to lose anything.
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Whether you like it or not, there is only one God.

No, there are two. You left out Jesus.

Ooops, no you left out another one, the Holy Spirit, that special invisible ghost that lives inside Christians once they become born again.


Father, Son & Holy Spirit are all the same person. God is one, not two and not three. GOD IS ONE.

Yeah, right, like that makes sense? Jesus was born in a woman as a baby. So are you saying that while Jesus was in the womb, God was in there too? Then there was no God in the world while Jesus was a baby and a child? That's just stupid. God and Jesus are clearly TWO. This is why you always heard Jesus praying to his FATHER. Why would he pray to himself? Absurd...well...actually like the whole mess called the Bible. And ACTUALLY God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit don't exist at all. All a fairy tale for kiddies who can't accept their mortality. SO sad.








522 does a supurb job of pointing out different instances of christurd cult followers obscene ignorance.

christureds have no response to her insight. She knows way more about their sloppy, festering, cult than they do.

As always, christurds can only stick their heads further up thier own a$$s.

........"We keep our heads buried up our a$$s"............

That's the perfect christurd cult motto.

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Hey, THANK YOU OP, I really am enjoying these Bible verses and your insightful interpretations of them. You crack me up. Thanks for the compliments. I do know a lot about the Christurd cult. I used to be one of them Christurds myself. Then I woke up. Can't believe that I believed in that crapola all those years but better late than never. So keep em coming, OP. Maybe some Christurd will come along and actually read these verses and say to themselves, "WTF???" Doubtful, but you never know.
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I'm in the same boat with you 522. Former christurd myself.
At age 12 I knew deep down the bible couldnt possibly be true, but it took me 11 more years and considerable investigation before I could state without fear: "THE GOD OF THE BIBLE IS NOT A REAL GOD". It's just a crappy make believe god fugger.

It can't even fart, so it's obviously not there.
All of the comments following the verses are not mine.



Continuing with


1 Peter


We are all, according to Peter, predestined to be saved or damned. We have no say in the matter. It was all determined by "the sprinkling of the blood of Jesus Christ."1:2



"The precious blood of Christ ... was foreordained before the foundation of the world."
God planned to kill Jesus from the get-go. 1:19-20


God drowned drowned everyone on earth except for Noah and his family. 3:20

2 Peter


God drowned everyone else on earth except for Noah and his family. 2:5, 3:6

God will set the entire earth on fire so that he can burn non-believers to death. 3:7

When Jesus returns, he'll burn up the whole earth and everything on it. 3:10

1 John


Jesus' blood washes away human sin. 1:7

2 John (None)
3 John (None)

Jude


"The Lord destroyed them that believed not." 5
Revelation


Jesus "washed us ... with his own blood." 1:5

Everyone on earth will wail because of Jesus. 1:7

Jesus has "the keys of hell and death." 1:18

Repent -- or else Jesus will fight you with the sword that sticks out of his mouth. (Like the limbless knight in Monty Python's "Holy Grail.") 2:16

"I [Jesus] will kill her children with death." 2:23

"Thou hast created all things, and for thy pleasure they are and were created." God created predators, pathogens, and predators for his very own pleasure. One of his favorite species is guinea worms. 4:11

"Thou art worthy ... for thou wast slain, and hast redeemed us to God by thy blood." 5:9

God gives someone on a white horse a bow and sends him out to conquer people. 6:2

God gave power to someone on a red horse "to take from the earth ... that they should kill one another." 6:4

God tells Death and Hell to kill one quarter of the earth's population with the sword, starvation, and "with the beasts of the earth." 6:8

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The bible god, on paper, was a BMF.

More to come.
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Thank you for you “absurd” Biblical verses they point to some of the deepest of mysteries.

You said :

In an apparent endorsement of astrology, God places the sun, moon, and stars in the firmament so that they can be used "for signs".

Abraham was born in the city of Ur in Babylonia in the year 1948 from Creation (circa 1800 BCE). He was the son of Terach, an idol merchant.

The night before Abram was born, King Nimrod’s astrologers were gathered at Terah’s house. Looking out into the night sky, they read in the constellation of the stars that the newly born child was to become the chief and the father of a mighty nation.

From his early childhood, Abraham questioned the faith of his father and sought the truth. He came to believe that the entire universe was the work of a single Creator the Lord, and he began to teach this belief to others.
Abram had watched the sun and the moon and the stars coming and going, each in its own time. He had noticed the sun giving way to the moon, despite its apparent divine power, and the moon giving place to the sun in the morning.
And so Abraham reasoned that there must be a power above and beyond all the visible forces of nature, an entity Who had created them, and Who regulated and controlled them at all times. Behind the limited power of all nature, young Abraham perceived the unlimited and timeless existence of God.

Then God made Himself known to Abraham and taught him the right way of living.

And He took him outside and said, “Now look toward the heavens, and count the stars, if you are able to count them.” And He said to him, “So shall your descendants be.”Genisis Chp 15/5.

It is known that our forefather Abraham’s knowledge of astrology attracted all the kings of East and West to consult with him daily. Abraham was first the most competent astrologer, at that time that God let him to live under the zodiacal system. On page 83 of Josephus_ Antiquities 1:166-168, it is written “ The Egyptians were addicted to a variety of different customs and disparaged one another’s practices and were consequently at enmity with one another, Abraham conferred with each party and, exposing the arguments which they adduced in favour of their particular views, demonstrated that they were idle and contained nothing true. Thus gaining their admiration at these meetings as a man of extreme sagacity, gifted not only with high intelligence but with power to convince his hearers on any subject which he undertook to teach, he introduced them to arithmetic and transmitted to them the laws of astronomy. For before the coming of Abraham the Egyptians were ignorant of these sciences, which thus traveled from the Chaldaeans into Egypt, whence they passed to the Greeks.”

Abraham foresaw in the stars that he should not have any descendants, but the Lord said to Abraham, saying you shell not look it too the wisdom of the stars, but in to the secrete wisdom of my name, there you will find out the future.

Abraham left the influence of the stars, since he become blessed to be above the zodiac impact. Abraham the Astrologer foresaw in the stars that he should not have any sons in his destiny, Abraham told God what he predicted about his descendants, than God took him out and told Abraham look at the stars and try to count them, as much stars are in the sky as much will be your descendants, from now you (Abraham) are above the influence of the zodiac system.

When God revealed Himself to Abraham, one of the first things that He told him was that his fate, and that of his descendants, transcended the influence of the constellations.Therefore, Abraham should not be concerned with astrological predictions.


Abraham was called the Ivri (lit. “the transcendent one”), as he was the first to be able to go beyond the astrological influence transcending and directing it.
God taught Abraham the secrets of His Divine names, and how to manipulate the Alf Bet characters, since that point in time, Abraham was a prophet receiving his knowledge as a direct communication with the God, By knowing the Lord names secrets and powers, strength and might and how to work with these. He was given permission.

Abraham the books “Safer Yetzera” “The Book of Creation”, this book outlines the influence not only of the stars and the constellations familiar to Western Astrology. In the book also is a way to be a partner with God in the work of the providence of creation, by influencing astrology its self. The forces it bestows. This book is written like a book of codes, and those codes are the secrets of the time and space, all the hidden secrets of the universe.

How ever although Abraham changed his way ( since he was not under the influence of the zodiacal system), a great respect to Astrology still remains..

To understand the power of the stars properly, we should explore them from the Torah’s perspective. The Hebrew word mazal refers to the unique spiritual forces that influence natural phenomena great and small.
Our Sages teach, "There is no blade of grass in the world below that does not have a spiritual life-force (mazal) above striking it and telling it to grow". Another definition of mazal is constellation, or more specifically, the spiritual influences associated with the signs of the Zodiac.


Though Abraham was expert in astrology and used it to determine that he was destined to remain childless. God, however, had other plans, and blessed him with offspring as numerous as the sand and.. ..stars!. Thus instead of Abraham conforming to his mazal (astrological influence), G- d made his mazal conform to him. God channeled higher energies to him through visiting him on Passover, sending him to the Holy Land, and changing his name.
Changes in time, space, and soul affect one’s mazal. Weddings are often set for Tuesday, a day of good mazal. Also, when people move into a new home, the traditional blessing is “when you change your residency, you change your mazal, for good and blessing” To improve their mazal, seriously ill people will add a name.
None of this is superstitious, idolatrous, or occult. All those things are both foolish and forbidden by Torah. What we are doing is acknowledging that spiritual forces are at the beck and call of the Creator just as physical forces are. The god has his ways in which he has set his world to function and it is good to know them.
God places the sun, moon, and stars in the firmament so that they can be used "for signs"


The Bible is full of this concept


There are influences also of sub categories of time as day, the 50th Jubilee year, 7th Sabbath year, years, months, weeks, hours. All connected with time revolves around one concept Yhv’h, which has 12 permutations. The 12 Borders are its 12 permutations, 12 hours day and night, 12 months. 12 “simple letters”. At the 4 equinox of the year a sound arises from the 4 corners of the world through which the other side is stirred up. It also blocks the flow of light from on high. This is because the voice above cannot meet the voice below. As the left side come between the 2. This interposing sound is that of war, evil forces. Only Yushua ben Nun (Joshua) could hear this sound as it comes from the evil power that blemishes the moon. Yoshua was from the aspect of the moon so could hear it, while Moses was from the sun so he couldn’t.

More on this very important verse to come
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Why do you care OP? Are you making a pie graph or something? If there is no one in the sky, you're not going to lose anything.
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I was reared a christurd too, same as you, and all other christurds.

If you had been reared Muslim, or any other religion, that would be your religion. We just happened to be reared by christurd parents in a christurd cult church, by a christud preacher.

A christured preacher can tell you absolutely anything, and he cannot be sued for fraud. Religion is exempt from fraud laws.

Try to sue your preacher. The court will tell you: "you were a moron to believe that garbage, it's just a religion fool. Tough shit dummy. You are stupid, Get lost".

We all believe what we were taught to believe.

I managed to escape from the christurd cult sickness, but it took me 23 years.

Maybe 522 and I can help others escape the chains of the sick, mind, life, and money stealing, christurd cult.


Continuing where we left off:




The martyrs just can't wait until everyone else is slaughtered. God gives them a white robe and tells them to wait until he's done with his killing spree. 6:10-11

God tells his murderous angels to "hurt not the earth, neither the sea, nor the trees, till we have sealed the servants of your God on their foreheads." This verse is one that Christians like to use to show God's loving concern for the environment. But the previous verse (7:2) makes it clear that it was their God-given job to "hurt the earth and the sea" just as soon as they finished their forehead marking job. 7:3

144,000 Jews will be going to heaven; everyone else is going to hell. 7:4


That leaves out ALL LIVING CHRISTURDS. You're all screwed.


Those that survive the great tribulation will get to wash their clothes in the blood of the lamb. 7:14

God sends his angels to destroy a third part of all the trees, grass, sea creature, mountains, sun, moon, starts, and water. 8:7-13

"Many men died of the waters, because they were made bitter." 8:11

The angels are instructed not to "hurt the grass [how could they? He already had all the grass killed in 8:7] ... but only those men which have not the seal of God on their foreheads." God tells his angels not to kill them, but rather torment them with scorpions for five months. Those tormented will want to die, but God won't let them. 9:4-6

God makes some horse-like locusts with human heads, women's hair, lion's teeth, and scorpion's tails. They sting people and hurt them for five months. 9:7-10


god was a really fun guy. Not!


Four angels, with an army of 200 million, killed a third of the earth's population. 9:15-19


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200 MILLION!!!Big fuking army. There couldn't have been many people for them to kill either.

Two thousand years ago, according to the bible, there were only the 6 people from the ark left alive on the planet.

How did these 6 people of one race, create 180 new races (not 180 languages, we all know that story) which exist today?

We are talking races. I80 new RACES of people in less than 2,000 years.

MUHHAAHAHAAHhahaahaahahahaahaah

Six brown people can reproduce forever, and not produce even one new race.

No race of Pygmys, or Chinese, or American Indians or Tibetans, or Africans, or Brittish, etc, etc, etc. etc etc etc., can be produced from a different race.

Races can only develop over hundred of millions of years through a processes called mutation, and evolution.



The buy bull is so sick, it's just a joke book.


More to come.
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"More to come."

Of course! Yes some good points in the OP's last post? I wonder if there are any answers?
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Whether you like it or not, there is only one God.

No, there are two. You left out Jesus.

Ooops, no you left out another one, the Holy Spirit, that special invisible ghost that lives inside Christians once they become born again.


Father, Son & Holy Spirit are all the same person. God is one, not two and not three. GOD IS ONE.

Yeah, right, like that makes sense? Jesus was born in a woman as a baby. So are you saying that while Jesus was in the womb, God was in there too? Then there was no God in the world while Jesus was a baby and a child? That's just stupid. God and Jesus are clearly TWO. This is why you always heard Jesus praying to his FATHER. Why would he pray to himself? Absurd...well...actually like the whole mess called the Bible. And ACTUALLY God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit don't exist at all. All a fairy tale for kiddies who can't accept their mortality. SO sad.
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You have to remember something, Jesus was true God and true man. He wasn't 90% God and 10% man. He was equally both. When Jesus, the true man, realized the cup of suffering that was ahead of him, he prayed to the Father. The man/human part of Jesus prayed to the Father asking if the Father could remove the cup of suffering he was about to endure IF IT WAS THE FATHER'S WILL. Was he praying to the Father God up in heaven or was he praying to the Father's Spirit inside of Jesus? I, many times, when praying realize the Holy Spirit is inside of me or right close by. I don't have to look up in the sky and pray because I know he's right here either next to me or inside of me.

You have to remember something else ... and that is our LORD is omnipresent. Omnipresent means present everywhere at the same time.
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What's true is that God is God. He is the creator, and if you don't like the way he does things, there's not a HR Department to go to...no "higher" authority than Him, and He's smarter than you, more powerful and you draw your next breathe because he decreed it, until the moment he's decreed that you stop breathing.
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Shilling for Lucifer?
"And though I believe in the ineffable glory of God, and though I might have experienced the undeniable reality of the Deity, and though I may know the secrets of the ages, these do not fulfill the Love in my heart. But to Change and Be and Do and dissolve both the subject of my person and the object of my God into the fluency of Empirical Providence. The Way, the Truth, and the Life."
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Whether you like it or not, there is only one God.

No, there are two. You left out Jesus.

Ooops, no you left out another one, the Holy Spirit, that special invisible ghost that lives inside Christians once they become born again.


Father, Son & Holy Spirit are all the same person. God is one, not two and not three. GOD IS ONE.

Yeah, right, like that makes sense? Jesus was born in a woman as a baby. So are you saying that while Jesus was in the womb, God was in there too? Then there was no God in the world while Jesus was a baby and a child? That's just stupid. God and Jesus are clearly TWO. This is why you always heard Jesus praying to his FATHER. Why would he pray to himself? Absurd...well...actually like the whole mess called the Bible. And ACTUALLY God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit don't exist at all. All a fairy tale for kiddies who can't accept their mortality. SO sad.


You have to remember something, Jesus was true God and true man. He wasn't 90% God and 10% man. He was equally both. When Jesus, the true man, realized the cup of suffering that was ahead of him, he prayed to the Father. The man/human part of Jesus prayed to the Father asking if the Father could remove the cup of suffering he was about to endure IF IT WAS THE FATHER'S WILL. Was he praying to the Father God up in heaven or was he praying to the Father's Spirit inside of Jesus? I, many times, when praying realize the Holy Spirit is inside of me or right close by. I don't have to look up in the sky and pray because I know he's right here either next to me or inside of me.

You have to remember something else ... and that is our LORD is omnipresent. Omnipresent means present everywhere at the same time.
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Do you think your lord god fugger was gay? He really really loved foreskins, and we all know where foreskins come from. Don't we?

Whaddayathink?

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Chris-turds getting owned hard in this thread.
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Chris-turds getting owned hard in this thread.
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Childs play.

After all, christurds are empty handed.

Here is what they have:

churches - check
bibles - check
Hymn books - check
pipe organs - check

God fugger ------ god fugger?---- god fugger...?.......OOOOPPSY -- they are short one god fugger.

They have.......NO god fugger....... to display.

Now ...........There's a MAJOR problem.

Not even a cardboard cut-out god fugger to hold up.

This was a very very easy problem to identify

The centerpiece, the: "do all, be all, is all, all in,
god fugger, the head of their cult,...... is missing!

Not just missing, never been seen.

That's some serious sh*t for christuds.

The FACT that the god fugger HAS NEVER,... EVER,... NOT ONCE,.. NOT EVER.. verifiably been seen by anyone.........

except as a character in a book, is truly scary.

Expecting a book character to appear, six thousand years after the book was written...... well let just say it strains credulity to the limits of human imagination.

It's much more likely that Popeye and Olive Oil will appear in the flesh, and do appearances in malls and the like
with Brutus and Wimpy.

See how goofy the christurd cult belief is?


More evil violent god verses next.
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Notice that all the yell ow colored christurds have hauled ass, including TXgallonofsuperstition. Wingedbatshit cut out long ago. I think the institution strapped him down or upped his dosage.


If you ask TXgalonofsuperstition any question, she never has a straight answer, if she has any answer at all she just repeats her mantra: "I stupidly choose to believe regardless of facts, evidence and proof".

I wonder if she graduated from Kindergarten.

I know wingedbatshit didn't.

Anyway, christurds have nothing to say. They can't address any of the obvious flaws is their silly cult religon.

Maybe some of the verses from their bible shocked them into
a coma.

Only 144,000 get into heaven. All were chosed before this batch of christurds were even conceived. There are no openings now. Todays christurds are SOL. See ya!


Continuing in Revelations:

Anyone that messes with God's two olive trees and two candlesticks will be burned to death by fire that comes out of their mouths. 11:3-5

God's witnesses have special powers. They can shut up heaven so that it cannot rain, turn rivers into blood, and smite the earth with plagues "as often as they will." 11:6

After God's witnesses "have finished their testimony," they are killed in a war with a beast from a bottomless pit. 11:7

Their dead bodies lie unburied for three and a half days. People will "rejoice over them and make merry, and shall send gifts to one another." After another three and half days God brings his witnesses back to life and they ascend into heaven. 11:8-12

When the witnesses ascend into heaven, an earthquake kills 7000 men. This was the second woe. "The third woe cometh quickly." 11:13-14

"The Lamb slain from the foundation of the world"

God planned to kill Jesus before he created the world. 13:8

Those who receive the mark of the beast will "drink of the wine of the wrath of God ... and shall be tormented with fire and brimstone ... and the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever." 14:10-11

Jesus sits on a white cloud with a sharp sickle in his hand. When the angel tells him to reap, he kills all the people with his sickle. 14:14-18

Not "some of the people", "ALL" of the people.
Yes (your name here) too. BOO!

"The great winepress of the wrath of God ... was trodden ... and the blood came out of the winepress, even unto the horses bridles." 14:19-20

Seven angels with seven plagues are filled with the wrath of God. 15:1, 15:7

The seven vials of wrath: 1) sores, 2) sea turned to blood, 3) rivers turned to blood, 4) people scorched with fire, 5) people gnaw their tongues in pain, 6) Euphrates dries up, 7) thunder, lightning, earthquake, and hail. 16:1


Such loving tenderness!

"There fell a noisome and grievous sore upon the men which had the mark of the beast." 16:2

"The second angel poured out his vial upon the sea; and it became as the blood of a dead man: and every living soul died in the sea." 16:3

"The third angel poured out his vial upon the rivers and fountains of waters; and they became blood." 16:4


God gave the saints and prophets blood to drink. 16:6

-
Whose blood I wonder?


I have to say that slaughter is the god fuggers life and hobby.

He likes to make it painful too doesnt he? You just know he is into S & M and B & D too.

Are you christurd enjoying your bible verses? This is way better than Sunday Shool or bible study in church
dontchyathink?

More to come.
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Whether you like it or not, there is only one God.

No, there are two. You left out Jesus.

Ooops, no you left out another one, the Holy Spirit, that special invisible ghost that lives inside Christians once they become born again.


Father, Son & Holy Spirit are all the same person. God is one, not two and not three. GOD IS ONE.

Yeah, right, like that makes sense? Jesus was born in a woman as a baby. So are you saying that while Jesus was in the womb, God was in there too? Then there was no God in the world while Jesus was a baby and a child? That's just stupid. God and Jesus are clearly TWO. This is why you always heard Jesus praying to his FATHER. Why would he pray to himself? Absurd...well...actually like the whole mess called the Bible. And ACTUALLY God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit don't exist at all. All a fairy tale for kiddies who can't accept their mortality. SO sad.


You have to remember something, Jesus was true God and true man. He wasn't 90% God and 10% man. He was equally both. When Jesus, the true man, realized the cup of suffering that was ahead of him, he prayed to the Father. The man/human part of Jesus prayed to the Father asking if the Father could remove the cup of suffering he was about to endure IF IT WAS THE FATHER'S WILL. Was he praying to the Father God up in heaven or was he praying to the Father's Spirit inside of Jesus? I, many times, when praying realize the Holy Spirit is inside of me or right close by. I don't have to look up in the sky and pray because I know he's right here either next to me or inside of me.

You have to remember something else ... and that is our LORD is omnipresent. Omnipresent means present everywhere at the same time.
 Quoting: Eileen Jael 805360

Yeah, except that everything you just said is a pile of brainwashing shit that you have been fed by your pastors and parents since birth. You only believe it because this is the way THEY explained it to you but, honestly, it makes not one bit of sense. God and Jesus are one but they are separate??? Right there you have got some absurd belief in your mind.

You are either one being or two beings, you are not two or three beings in one. Even you are not this stupid. You have got to realize that this couldn't possibly be true. If Jesus WAS God, as you say he is, he would not be praying to himself. If he WAS God, he would already know why he was being crucified and there would be no need to beg for mercy. But considering that Jesus is not even real (there is no proof he ever lived) and God is not real, you have got yourself one mess to clean up here, missy.

And omnipresence is absurd too. How could any one or two people be in the same place at the same time? Are you saying that God watched while children died in Haiti and did nothing at all about it? Well, you worship some monster then and you should rethink your loyalty to him/them or whatever you think they are. And if God knows everyone before they are born and knows exactly what they will do (God hated Esau and loved Jacob in the womb) then freewill is just another Christian lie. Can I say brainwashing????
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Chris-turds getting owned hard in this thread.




Childs play.

After all, christurds are empty handed.

Here is what they have:

churches - check
bibles - check
Hymn books - check
pipe organs - check

God fugger ------ god fugger?---- god fugger...?.......OOOOPPSY -- they are short one god fugger.

They have.......NO god fugger....... to display.

Now ...........There's a MAJOR problem.

Not even a cardboard cut-out god fugger to hold up.

This was a very very easy problem to identify

The centerpiece, the: "do all, be all, is all, all in,
god fugger, the head of their cult,...... is missing!

Not just missing, never been seen.

That's some serious sh*t for christuds.

The FACT that the god fugger HAS NEVER,... EVER,... NOT ONCE,.. NOT EVER.. verifiably been seen by anyone.........

except as a character in a book, is truly scary.

Expecting a book character to appear, six thousand years after the book was written...... well let just say it strains credulity to the limits of human imagination.

It's much more likely that Popeye and Olive Oil will appear in the flesh, and do appearances in malls and the like
with Brutus and Wimpy.

See how goofy the christurd cult belief is?


More evil violent god verses next.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 851901

You are hilarious, OP. I laugh at your descriptions of the God fugger and his book of nonsense. I WOULD actually be less shocked if Popeye and Olive Oil did appear in the flesh. At least we have some idea what they look like. And they aren't zombies that make us eat their flesh and drink their blood either. Why don't the Christurds make a cult about Popeye the Sailor Man? The Christurd cult is definitely GOOFY.
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Notice that all the yell ow colored christurds have hauled ass, including TXgallonofsuperstition. Wingedbatshit cut out long ago. I think the institution strapped him down or upped his dosage.


If you ask TXgalonofsuperstition any question, she never has a straight answer, if she has any answer at all she just repeats her mantra: "I stupidly choose to believe regardless of facts, evidence and proof".

I wonder if she graduated from Kindergarten.

I know wingedbatshit didn't.

Anyway, christurds have nothing to say. They can't address any of the obvious flaws is their silly cult religon.

Maybe some of the verses from their bible shocked them into
a coma.

Only 144,000 get into heaven. All were chosed before this batch of christurds were even conceived. There are no openings now. Todays christurds are SOL. See ya!


Continuing in Revelations:

Anyone that messes with God's two olive trees and two candlesticks will be burned to death by fire that comes out of their mouths. 11:3-5

God's witnesses have special powers. They can shut up heaven so that it cannot rain, turn rivers into blood, and smite the earth with plagues "as often as they will." 11:6

After God's witnesses "have finished their testimony," they are killed in a war with a beast from a bottomless pit. 11:7

Their dead bodies lie unburied for three and a half days. People will "rejoice over them and make merry, and shall send gifts to one another." After another three and half days God brings his witnesses back to life and they ascend into heaven. 11:8-12

When the witnesses ascend into heaven, an earthquake kills 7000 men. This was the second woe. "The third woe cometh quickly." 11:13-14

"The Lamb slain from the foundation of the world"

God planned to kill Jesus before he created the world. 13:8

Those who receive the mark of the beast will "drink of the wine of the wrath of God ... and shall be tormented with fire and brimstone ... and the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever." 14:10-11

Jesus sits on a white cloud with a sharp sickle in his hand. When the angel tells him to reap, he kills all the people with his sickle. 14:14-18

Not "some of the people", "ALL" of the people.
Yes (your name here) too. BOO!

"The great winepress of the wrath of God ... was trodden ... and the blood came out of the winepress, even unto the horses bridles." 14:19-20

Seven angels with seven plagues are filled with the wrath of God. 15:1, 15:7

The seven vials of wrath: 1) sores, 2) sea turned to blood, 3) rivers turned to blood, 4) people scorched with fire, 5) people gnaw their tongues in pain, 6) Euphrates dries up, 7) thunder, lightning, earthquake, and hail. 16:1


Such loving tenderness!

"There fell a noisome and grievous sore upon the men which had the mark of the beast." 16:2

"The second angel poured out his vial upon the sea; and it became as the blood of a dead man: and every living soul died in the sea." 16:3

"The third angel poured out his vial upon the rivers and fountains of waters; and they became blood." 16:4


God gave the saints and prophets blood to drink. 16:6

-
Whose blood I wonder?


I have to say that slaughter is the god fuggers life and hobby.

He likes to make it painful too doesnt he? You just know he is into S & M and B & D too.

Are you christurd enjoying your bible verses? This is way better than Sunday Shool or bible study in church
dontchyathink?

More to come.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 851901

Yep, the turds disappeared. They couldn't take it. They could only flap their gums with insults, fap, fap, fap. Now they disappeared. The Texas Gal does come on here late at night and add her little one line insults. Sure don't miss her. And Winged bat shit is bat shit crazy. Maybe they finally took him away to some place where he can finally get help.

And, yes, this is WAY better than Sunday School. They somehow managed to chop out about 3/4 of the Bible in Sunday School and they ended up with that silly little dittie "Jesus loves me, this I know. For the Bible tells me so." That is what a Christurd's explanation of the Bible is. Jesus loves me. That's all they know.
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THE VISITATION …

THE STRANGER AT MY DOOR

In early March 1981, a stranger stood at my bedroom door and his presence WOKE ME from my nap. I didn’t really understand what was happening at first and was very frightened. This man had long brown hair that was parted down the middle and he was dressed in a long white robe. There seemed to be a white cloud or mist surrounding him only and the rest of my bedroom was clear. I know that I would have recognized him instantly, if I had not been so frightened.

I had been lying on my back when I woke up with a start. Upon seeing this man, I raised my head off the pillow and turned over on my right side resting on my elbow. I was so frightened at first that I kept blinking my eyes and shaking my head at the same time. Perhaps I was trying to make this person disappear, trying to get a grip on the situation or trying to believe what I was seeing … most likely it was all three.

As I was lying on my right side and resting on my elbow, this man sort of floated right over to my bed. He was about an arm’s length away. Suddenly my fear left and I found myself sitting on the edge of the bed. No, I didn’t wake up from a dream, because I was already awake. YES, I RECOGNIZED THIS MAN. He looked something like every picture I’ve ever seen of him, but there was one in particular with the closest resemblance.

The full figure was still there and surrounded by a white cloud or mist. My attention was focused on his face. Jesus had wavy shoulder length brown hair, a part down the middle, a mustache and beard. His blue eyes or light colored eyes penetrated my heart, soul and mind and … they took away the fear. The instant I recognized him, my spirit or Jesus reminded me of my Confirmation Bible verse Matt. 28:20 … “Lo I am with you always, even unto the end of the world.” I had no chance to fall on my knees at the time or to even say anything, … because to my astonishment this 6 ft. figure slowly lifted up, became smaller and his body disappeared right through my bedroom wall. The full face view of Jesus faded into the well known side view painting of Jesus, by Warner Sallman, that I had hanging on the wall. I did not suddenly wake up from a dream, because I was already awake.

With my mouth open in wonder, I said, “Oh, my gosh, the Lord was here.” Then I jumped off the bed and started pacing back and forth saying over and over, “The Lord was here, the Lord was here”. I kept saying it forcefully, excitedly, quietly and then I’d sit down on the bed to think. Then I found myself pacing back and forth again, but this time smiling and saying, “It’s true, it’s really, really, really, true”. (Yes, of course, I was a Christian at that time and had faith but when something like that happens, it’s so overwhelming that you find yourself saying what sounds like strange things).

We all know the world is growing more evil by the day. What used to be wrong is suddenly accepted and right. Morality, murder, children and young people out of control, drugs, aids, divorce, adultery, homosexuals, parents and children who don’t care or don’t know about the Lord, terrible things that happen to good people, abortion, governments run amuck … sometimes it’s all too much to comprehend. Many times I’d find myself talking in prayer to the Lord and I’d say, “Jesus, there are times we need to see You. I need the comfort of Your presence; I need to see You. Sometimes my faith needs a booster shot. I know about Hebrews chapter 11, the faith chapter, and 1 Peter 1: 7-9 and all the other scriptures. But when You rose from the dead, You appeared to all the disciples and even 500 believers at one time. Scripture says that 1,000 years is as a day to You, but to us here on earth, it’s 1,000 years and now 2,000 some years since the resurrection. Why can’t You appear to believers now in this century?” With a search on the Internet I found out that Jesus has been seen by believers down through the centuries and … now I have seen him, too.

Right after this happened, I told a few people that were close to me, but basically kept silent until some time in the 1990’s. You know when you decide to tell about an experience like this, you get a lot of verbal sarcasm and strange looks. People will say that you were dreaming or hallucinating, then they will ask what you ate before you took a nap or it can even provoke jealousy among Christians … like why didn’t Jesus appear to them, too? I’m a sinner saved by grace just like everyone else and so I certainly don’t know the answer to that question. … BUT, this I do know … if Shirley McClaine can talk about her out on a limb reincarnation experiences, if Carl Sagan was allowed to spout his ideas about the universe like it’s law, politicians can push their liberal beliefs, feminists can tear the family apart and favor abortion, atheists and homosexuals can promote their silly propanganda on talk shows and now the Internet, well – then I must develop boldness and tell about our Savior. Seeing that ethereal, celestial, divine, exquisite, masculine, spiritual, human presence of Jesus at my bedroom door was a visitation that I’ll never forget.

In the past few years I’ve found myself telling others about the Lord whether they wanted to hear it or not. When people come and tell me about the wonders of evolution, I tell them that “I saw the Lord”. … And, are they aware that Charles Darwin’s housekeeper said that Darwin converted to Christianity on his deathbed? When Jehovah Witnesses come to the door, I remind them that Jesus is not the archangel, Michael, but God Almighty … and, that I saw the Lord”. After all God, who is Jesus Christ, created the angels. How could he create himself when he always was … without beginning or end. When a saleslady and customer in a greeting card store talked about this evil world and didn’t I (a bystander) agree? I told them, “I saw the Lord”.

Ephesians 6: 11-18 tells us to put on God’s armor so we’ll be able to stand against the powers of the unseen world. Since we are not perfect human beings, there are going to be times when we have chinks and holes in that armor. When that happens, we’ll take a tumble and maybe get hurt. … BUT, if we have the “Sword” handy (the Sword of the Spirit which is the Word of God), we can put it to Satan’s chin and tell him that Jesus lives, OUR GOD REIGNS, and we believe … NO MATTER WHAT HE THROWS AT US, including the subject matter on this thread.

I know that someday Jesus is going to explain everything and answer all those questions that baffle us here on earth and try to tear our faith to shreds. Until then, we just have to be patient and wait until the Lord calls us home.

P.S. If you google Warner Sallman, you will see that famous side view painting. He also said that he had a vision of our Lord and that vision inspired his paintings. It’s interesting to note that Mr. Sallman said Jesus had blue eyes even though some of his paintings were with brown eyes. ... And, remember Jesus' face in the glass door at the hospital? His face looks very much like Warner Sallman's Jesus.

DID YOU EVER HEAR THE HOLY SPIRIT’S VOICE ? … stay tuned

God bless.
 Quoting: Eileen Jael 805360


I've been listening to the hate directed at the "visitation" I experienced. Unbelievers call me a liar. Okay, then explain the following my atheist friends:
********************************

1. Do you know FOR SURE that there is “no God”? In this whole expansive universe there is no God? Yes, you say? You are lying. YOU ARE LYING! Do you mind telling us how you know that? No one is that brilliant in the knowledge department. So how do you know that? Because God wants to punish evil? That makes no sense.

2. Unbelievers in God should say that with the little bit of knowledge they possess … they don’t believe there is a God. Now you know that none of the government Saul Alinsky atheist folks on this thread have a clue as to the existence of God. Their role is to constantly annoy people until the “weak in faith” lose their belief in a creator and turn to Democratic progressive thinking. Right? Right.

3. Atheists “cannot prove” the non-existence of God. Since they can’t ABSOLUTELY prove their point of view then, I guess, they are not atheists, but agnostics. AGNOSTICS BASICALLY DO NOT KNOW IF GOD EXISTS.

4. Now, this is amusing: The Latin word for agnostic is IGNORAMUS. Why? Ignorance is sometimes deliberate. People not wanting to believe is deliberate. The evidence is plentiful for the existence of God, but the Saul Alinsky government folks refuse to acknowledge or believe because their “progressive ideas” won’t let them.
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THE STRANGER AT MY DOOR

In early March 1981, a stranger stood at my bedroom door and his presence WOKE ME from my nap. I didn’t really understand what was happening at first and was very frightened. This man had long brown hair that was parted down the middle and he was dressed in a long white robe. There seemed to be a white cloud or mist surrounding him only and the rest of my bedroom was clear. I know that I would have recognized him instantly, if I had not been so frightened.

I had been lying on my back when I woke up with a start. Upon seeing this man, I raised my head off the pillow and turned over on my right side resting on my elbow. I was so frightened at first that I kept blinking my eyes and shaking my head at the same time. Perhaps I was trying to make this person disappear, trying to get a grip on the situation or trying to believe what I was seeing … most likely it was all three.

As I was lying on my right side and resting on my elbow, this man sort of floated right over to my bed. He was about an arm’s length away. Suddenly my fear left and I found myself sitting on the edge of the bed. No, I didn’t wake up from a dream, because I was already awake. YES, I RECOGNIZED THIS MAN. He looked something like every picture I’ve ever seen of him, but there was one in particular with the closest resemblance.

The full figure was still there and surrounded by a white cloud or mist. My attention was focused on his face. Jesus had wavy shoulder length brown hair, a part down the middle, a mustache and beard. His blue eyes or light colored eyes penetrated my heart, soul and mind and … they took away the fear. The instant I recognized him, my spirit or Jesus reminded me of my Confirmation Bible verse Matt. 28:20 … “Lo I am with you always, even unto the end of the world.” I had no chance to fall on my knees at the time or to even say anything, … because to my astonishment this 6 ft. figure slowly lifted up, became smaller and his body disappeared right through my bedroom wall. The full face view of Jesus faded into the well known side view painting of Jesus, by Warner Sallman, that I had hanging on the wall. I did not suddenly wake up from a dream, because I was already awake.

With my mouth open in wonder, I said, “Oh, my gosh, the Lord was here.” Then I jumped off the bed and started pacing back and forth saying over and over, “The Lord was here, the Lord was here”. I kept saying it forcefully, excitedly, quietly and then I’d sit down on the bed to think. Then I found myself pacing back and forth again, but this time smiling and saying, “It’s true, it’s really, really, really, true”. (Yes, of course, I was a Christian at that time and had faith but when something like that happens, it’s so overwhelming that you find yourself saying what sounds like strange things).

We all know the world is growing more evil by the day. What used to be wrong is suddenly accepted and right. Morality, murder, children and young people out of control, drugs, aids, divorce, adultery, homosexuals, parents and children who don’t care or don’t know about the Lord, terrible things that happen to good people, abortion, governments run amuck … sometimes it’s all too much to comprehend. Many times I’d find myself talking in prayer to the Lord and I’d say, “Jesus, there are times we need to see You. I need the comfort of Your presence; I need to see You. Sometimes my faith needs a booster shot. I know about Hebrews chapter 11, the faith chapter, and 1 Peter 1: 7-9 and all the other scriptures. But when You rose from the dead, You appeared to all the disciples and even 500 believers at one time. Scripture says that 1,000 years is as a day to You, but to us here on earth, it’s 1,000 years and now 2,000 some years since the resurrection. Why can’t You appear to believers now in this century?” With a search on the Internet I found out that Jesus has been seen by believers down through the centuries and … now I have seen him, too.

Right after this happened, I told a few people that were close to me, but basically kept silent until some time in the 1990’s. You know when you decide to tell about an experience like this, you get a lot of verbal sarcasm and strange looks. People will say that you were dreaming or hallucinating, then they will ask what you ate before you took a nap or it can even provoke jealousy among Christians … like why didn’t Jesus appear to them, too? I’m a sinner saved by grace just like everyone else and so I certainly don’t know the answer to that question. … BUT, this I do know … if Shirley McClaine can talk about her out on a limb reincarnation experiences, if Carl Sagan was allowed to spout his ideas about the universe like it’s law, politicians can push their liberal beliefs, feminists can tear the family apart and favor abortion, atheists and homosexuals can promote their silly propanganda on talk shows and now the Internet, well – then I must develop boldness and tell about our Savior. Seeing that ethereal, celestial, divine, exquisite, masculine, spiritual, human presence of Jesus at my bedroom door was a visitation that I’ll never forget.

In the past few years I’ve found myself telling others about the Lord whether they wanted to hear it or not. When people come and tell me about the wonders of evolution, I tell them that “I saw the Lord”. … And, are they aware that Charles Darwin’s housekeeper said that Darwin converted to Christianity on his deathbed? When Jehovah Witnesses come to the door, I remind them that Jesus is not the archangel, Michael, but God Almighty … and, that I saw the Lord”. After all God, who is Jesus Christ, created the angels. How could he create himself when he always was … without beginning or end. When a saleslady and customer in a greeting card store talked about this evil world and didn’t I (a bystander) agree? I told them, “I saw the Lord”.

Ephesians 6: 11-18 tells us to put on God’s armor so we’ll be able to stand against the powers of the unseen world. Since we are not perfect human beings, there are going to be times when we have chinks and holes in that armor. When that happens, we’ll take a tumble and maybe get hurt. … BUT, if we have the “Sword” handy (the Sword of the Spirit which is the Word of God), we can put it to Satan’s chin and tell him that Jesus lives, OUR GOD REIGNS, and we believe … NO MATTER WHAT HE THROWS AT US, including the subject matter on this thread.

I know that someday Jesus is going to explain everything and answer all those questions that baffle us here on earth and try to tear our faith to shreds. Until then, we just have to be patient and wait until the Lord calls us home.

P.S. If you google Warner Sallman, you will see that famous side view painting. He also said that he had a vision of our Lord and that vision inspired his paintings. It’s interesting to note that Mr. Sallman said Jesus had blue eyes even though some of his paintings were with brown eyes. ... And, remember Jesus' face in the glass door at the hospital? His face looks very much like Warner Sallman's Jesus.

DID YOU EVER HEAR THE HOLY SPIRIT’S VOICE ? … stay tuned

God bless.


I've been listening to the hate directed at the "visitation" I experienced. Unbelievers call me a liar. Okay, then explain the following my atheist friends:
********************************

1. Do you know FOR SURE that there is “no God”? In this whole expansive universe there is no God? Yes, you say? You are lying. YOU ARE LYING! Do you mind telling us how you know that? No one is that brilliant in the knowledge department. So how do you know that? Because God wants to punish evil? That makes no sense.

2. Unbelievers in God should say that with the little bit of knowledge they possess … they don’t believe there is a God. Now you know that none of the government Saul Alinsky atheist folks on this thread have a clue as to the existence of God. Their role is to constantly annoy people until the “weak in faith” lose their belief in a creator and turn to Democratic progressive thinking. Right? Right.

3. Atheists “cannot prove” the non-existence of God. Since they can’t ABSOLUTELY prove their point of view then, I guess, they are not atheists, but agnostics. AGNOSTICS BASICALLY DO NOT KNOW IF GOD EXISTS.

4. Now, this is amusing: The Latin word for agnostic is IGNORAMUS. Why? Ignorance is sometimes deliberate. People not wanting to believe is deliberate. The evidence is plentiful for the existence of God, but the Saul Alinsky government folks refuse to acknowledge or believe because their “progressive ideas” won’t let them.
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Eileen:
You're an idiot. End of story. Your bullshit God murders innocent babies. Why would I want to believe in him, even if he is real? He is a brutal dictator, an evil, evil deity who could not care less about anyone. You don't know if God exists just like I don't know if God exists. We are in the same boat.

But looking at the EVIDENCE tells me that he doesn't. Looking at the BUY-BULL tells you that he does. So who do I believe, evolutionary biologists or someone who says that the disembodied person of a blue eyed Jesus appeared in their doorway. I think I will take the word of the scientists. Case closed.
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absurd human qoutes could mankind be so stupid.?

"there is no God.'
There is no creator."
"everything came from nothing."
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THE VISITATION …

THE STRANGER AT MY DOOR
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absurd human qoutes could mankind be so stupid.?

"there is no God.'
There is no creator."
"everything came from nothing."
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Then who created God? If I buy that EVERYTHING Has to have a creator then am I just supposed to buy the idea that God just is? Maybe the universe just is?? How do you like them apples? And is God a man? WHat a joke? I guess a man in a long robe with a white beard created everything? LOL, that is soooo seriously stupid. Or maybe evolution is true? Do you think? I guess not, oh, brainwashed one.
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Thank you for you “absurd” Biblical verses they point to some of the deepest of mysteries.

You said :

In an apparent endorsement of astrology, God places the sun, moon, and stars in the firmament so that they can be used "for signs".

Abraham was born in the city of Ur in Babylonia in the year 1948 from Creation (circa 1800 BCE). He was the son of Terach, an idol merchant.

The night before Abram was born, King Nimrod’s astrologers were gathered at Terah’s house. Looking out into the night sky, they read in the constellation of the stars that the newly born child was to become the chief and the father of a mighty nation.

From his early childhood, Abraham questioned the faith of his father and sought the truth. He came to believe that the entire universe was the work of a single Creator the Lord, and he began to teach this belief to others.
Abram had watched the sun and the moon and the stars coming and going, each in its own time. He had noticed the sun giving way to the moon, despite its apparent divine power, and the moon giving place to the sun in the morning.
And so Abraham reasoned that there must be a power above and beyond all the visible forces of nature, an entity Who had created them, and Who regulated and controlled them at all times. Behind the limited power of all nature, young Abraham perceived the unlimited and timeless existence of God.

Then God made Himself known to Abraham and taught him the right way of living.

And He took him outside and said, “Now look toward the heavens, and count the stars, if you are able to count them.” And He said to him, “So shall your descendants be.”Genisis Chp 15/5.

It is known that our forefather Abraham’s knowledge of astrology attracted all the kings of East and West to consult with him daily. Abraham was first the most competent astrologer, at that time that God let him to live under the zodiacal system. On page 83 of Josephus_ Antiquities 1:166-168, it is written “ The Egyptians were addicted to a variety of different customs and disparaged one another’s practices and were consequently at enmity with one another, Abraham conferred with each party and, exposing the arguments which they adduced in favour of their particular views, demonstrated that they were idle and contained nothing true. Thus gaining their admiration at these meetings as a man of extreme sagacity, gifted not only with high intelligence but with power to convince his hearers on any subject which he undertook to teach, he introduced them to arithmetic and transmitted to them the laws of astronomy. For before the coming of Abraham the Egyptians were ignorant of these sciences, which thus traveled from the Chaldaeans into Egypt, whence they passed to the Greeks.”

Abraham foresaw in the stars that he should not have any descendants, but the Lord said to Abraham, saying you shell not look it too the wisdom of the stars, but in to the secrete wisdom of my name, there you will find out the future.

Abraham left the influence of the stars, since he become blessed to be above the zodiac impact. Abraham the Astrologer foresaw in the stars that he should not have any sons in his destiny, Abraham told God what he predicted about his descendants, than God took him out and told Abraham look at the stars and try to count them, as much stars are in the sky as much will be your descendants, from now you (Abraham) are above the influence of the zodiac system.

When God revealed Himself to Abraham, one of the first things that He told him was that his fate, and that of his descendants, transcended the influence of the constellations.Therefore, Abraham should not be concerned with astrological predictions.


Abraham was called the Ivri (lit. “the transcendent one”), as he was the first to be able to go beyond the astrological influence transcending and directing it.
God taught Abraham the secrets of His Divine names, and how to manipulate the Alf Bet characters, since that point in time, Abraham was a prophet receiving his knowledge as a direct communication with the God, By knowing the Lord names secrets and powers, strength and might and how to work with these. He was given permission.

Abraham the books “Safer Yetzera” “The Book of Creation”, this book outlines the influence not only of the stars and the constellations familiar to Western Astrology. In the book also is a way to be a partner with God in the work of the providence of creation, by influencing astrology its self. The forces it bestows. This book is written like a book of codes, and those codes are the secrets of the time and space, all the hidden secrets of the universe.

How ever although Abraham changed his way ( since he was not under the influence of the zodiacal system), a great respect to Astrology still remains..

To understand the power of the stars properly, we should explore them from the Torah’s perspective. The Hebrew word mazal refers to the unique spiritual forces that influence natural phenomena great and small.
Our Sages teach, "There is no blade of grass in the world below that does not have a spiritual life-force (mazal) above striking it and telling it to grow". Another definition of mazal is constellation, or more specifically, the spiritual influences associated with the signs of the Zodiac.


Though Abraham was expert in astrology and used it to determine that he was destined to remain childless. God, however, had other plans, and blessed him with offspring as numerous as the sand and.. ..stars!. Thus instead of Abraham conforming to his mazal (astrological influence), G- d made his mazal conform to him. God channeled higher energies to him through visiting him on Passover, sending him to the Holy Land, and changing his name.
Changes in time, space, and soul affect one’s mazal. Weddings are often set for Tuesday, a day of good mazal. Also, when people move into a new home, the traditional blessing is “when you change your residency, you change your mazal, for good and blessing” To improve their mazal, seriously ill people will add a name.
None of this is superstitious, idolatrous, or occult. All those things are both foolish and forbidden by Torah. What we are doing is acknowledging that spiritual forces are at the beck and call of the Creator just as physical forces are. The god has his ways in which he has set his world to function and it is good to know them.
God places the sun, moon, and stars in the firmament so that they can be used "for signs"


The Bible is full of this concept


There are influences also of sub categories of time as day, the 50th Jubilee year, 7th Sabbath year, years, months, weeks, hours. All connected with time revolves around one concept Yhv’h, which has 12 permutations. The 12 Borders are its 12 permutations, 12 hours day and night, 12 months. 12 “simple letters”. At the 4 equinox of the year a sound arises from the 4 corners of the world through which the other side is stirred up. It also blocks the flow of light from on high. This is because the voice above cannot meet the voice below. As the left side come between the 2. This interposing sound is that of war, evil forces. Only Yushua ben Nun (Joshua) could hear this sound as it comes from the evil power that blemishes the moon. Yoshua was from the aspect of the moon so could hear it, while Moses was from the sun so he couldn’t.

More on this very important verse to come
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Not one person will read long boring bullshit posts like yours. I know I won't. But good show, I guess

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Notice that all the yell ow colored christurds have hauled ass, including TXgallonofsuperstition. Wingedbatshit cut out long ago. I think the institution strapped him down or upped his dosage.


If you ask TXgalonofsuperstition any question, she never has a straight answer, if she has any answer at all she just repeats her mantra: "I stupidly choose to believe regardless of facts, evidence and proof".

I wonder if she graduated from Kindergarten.

I know wingedbatshit didn't.

Anyway, christurds have nothing to say. They can't address any of the obvious flaws is their silly cult religon.

Maybe some of the verses from their bible shocked them into
a coma.

Only 144,000 get into heaven. All were chosed before this batch of christurds were even conceived. There are no openings now. Todays christurds are SOL. See ya!


Continuing in Revelations:

Anyone that messes with God's two olive trees and two candlesticks will be burned to death by fire that comes out of their mouths. 11:3-5

God's witnesses have special powers. They can shut up heaven so that it cannot rain, turn rivers into blood, and smite the earth with plagues "as often as they will." 11:6

After God's witnesses "have finished their testimony," they are killed in a war with a beast from a bottomless pit. 11:7

Their dead bodies lie unburied for three and a half days. People will "rejoice over them and make merry, and shall send gifts to one another." After another three and half days God brings his witnesses back to life and they ascend into heaven. 11:8-12

When the witnesses ascend into heaven, an earthquake kills 7000 men. This was the second woe. "The third woe cometh quickly." 11:13-14

"The Lamb slain from the foundation of the world"

God planned to kill Jesus before he created the world. 13:8

Those who receive the mark of the beast will "drink of the wine of the wrath of God ... and shall be tormented with fire and brimstone ... and the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever." 14:10-11

Jesus sits on a white cloud with a sharp sickle in his hand. When the angel tells him to reap, he kills all the people with his sickle. 14:14-18

Not "some of the people", "ALL" of the people.
Yes (your name here) too. BOO!

"The great winepress of the wrath of God ... was trodden ... and the blood came out of the winepress, even unto the horses bridles." 14:19-20

Seven angels with seven plagues are filled with the wrath of God. 15:1, 15:7

The seven vials of wrath: 1) sores, 2) sea turned to blood, 3) rivers turned to blood, 4) people scorched with fire, 5) people gnaw their tongues in pain, 6) Euphrates dries up, 7) thunder, lightning, earthquake, and hail. 16:1


Such loving tenderness!

"There fell a noisome and grievous sore upon the men which had the mark of the beast." 16:2

"The second angel poured out his vial upon the sea; and it became as the blood of a dead man: and every living soul died in the sea." 16:3

"The third angel poured out his vial upon the rivers and fountains of waters; and they became blood." 16:4


God gave the saints and prophets blood to drink. 16:6

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Whose blood I wonder?


I have to say that slaughter is the god fuggers life and hobby.

He likes to make it painful too doesnt he? You just know he is into S & M and B & D too.

Are you christurd enjoying your bible verses? This is way better than Sunday Shool or bible study in church
dontchyathink?

More to come.

Yep, the turds disappeared. They couldn't take it. They could only flap their gums with insults, fap, fap, fap. Now they disappeared. The Texas Gal does come on here late at night and add her little one line insults. Sure don't miss her. And Winged bat shit is bat shit crazy. Maybe they finally took him away to some place where he can finally get help.

And, yes, this is WAY better than Sunday School. They somehow managed to chop out about 3/4 of the Bible in Sunday School and they ended up with that silly little dittie "Jesus loves me, this I know. For the Bible tells me so." That is what a Christurd's explanation of the Bible is. Jesus loves me. That's all they know.
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Don't foget another Sunday skool fav 522:

"jesus loves the little children, all the children of the world, red and yellow, black and white, they are precious in his sight"

Anyone who believes that ditty has not read the bible verses I posted.


Never a bigger lie was told, and where did the "red and yellow black and white" kids come from?

Everyone sprang from two brown loins, didn't they?

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