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Celebrities with HERPES! Heeelarious!

 
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that's why MASTERBATION IS YOUR FRIEND.
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I know a lot about herpes - I've had it since 1986. I've studied a lot about it. The thing that most people don't know is this - if someone who is even just beginning to get a cold sore on their mouth (and they may not even know they are getting one - obviously, it is not apparent yet), and they go down south on you, you can get genital herpes. Likewise, if you kiss them and then go down south on them, they can get the herpes virus in their genital area. The virus is transmittable that way too - a lot of people don't know that. That's how I got it. When I told the guy, he was in total denial. It had to be him because there had been no one else.

One in six people have herpes. That's what my ob/gyn told me when I was diagnosed. He told me that many of his patients had it, and many were his friends. He said, "Those that laugh the loudest at the parties about the herpes jokes usually are the ones who have it." He was very cool about the whole thing.

When I met my husband, I disclosed on the first night we met, expecting to be rejected. He just said, "Explain it to me." We've been together for 23 years now and he doesn't have it because I know my body.

Herpes is an inconvenience but it's not what some make it out to be.
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I used to think katie holmes was hot. I guess I was more right than I knew. Yuck.
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shame on you, anyone can get herpes. granny
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pfft, whoretards.

They were warned in the Bible. If they continue to spread, they will get something worse.
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I tried and tried to warn one of my friends who moved out to Cali about this.

There are "hot spots" for STDs around the country.

It's sad. I guess people think that short term gratification and fleeting liaisons are worth a lifetime of complications.
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"Fleeting liaisons". You stupid ass.

You get it from the person you have sex with the most often ----->your spouse.



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I used to think katie holmes was hot. I guess I was more right than I knew. Yuck.
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Didn't she get hers from Tom Cruise and thats the reason they're married?

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I know a lot about herpes - I've had it since 1986. I've studied a lot about it. The thing that most people don't know is this - if someone who is even just beginning to get a cold sore on their mouth (and they may not even know they are getting one - obviously, it is not apparent yet), and they go down south on you, you can get genital herpes. Likewise, if you kiss them and then go down south on them, they can get the herpes virus in their genital area. The virus is transmittable that way too - a lot of people don't know that. That's how I got it. When I told the guy, he was in total denial. It had to be him because there had been no one else.

One in six people have herpes. That's what my ob/gyn told me when I was diagnosed. He told me that many of his patients had it, and many were his friends. He said, "Those that laugh the loudest at the parties about the herpes jokes usually are the ones who have it." He was very cool about the whole thing.

When I met my husband, I disclosed on the first night we met, expecting to be rejected. He just said, "Explain it to me." We've been together for 23 years now and he doesn't have it because I know my body.

Herpes is an inconvenience but it's not what some make it out to be.
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STDS are no joke...best to have an adult conversation.

Thank you for your input.

Sex is great when practiced responsibly...fuck sticking your head in the sand.
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I remember in middle school most of the kids there had oral herpes.
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I used to think katie holmes was hot. I guess I was more right than I knew. Yuck.

shame on you, anyone can get herpes. granny
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sorry, that ruined it for me.
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dont know about yall but id still nail every chick on that list without a second thought....
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dont know about yall but id still nail every chick on that list without a second thought....
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not me
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i have had cold sores (herpes simplex I) since childhood.

i only would break out during severe cold weather like once a year. this year i got my cold sore and someone told me if i got valtrex it would stop the outbreak, so i got a prescription for 8 pills, you take 4 then another 4 12 hours later.

it stopped the coldsore at the blistery stage and it kinda went down. but ten days later i got a HUGE bunch of blisters on my lip, the facial area above my lip oh god it was horrible. i blame the fricking valtrex.

DONT get suckered into the pharma. it makes it 10x worse than your body healing itself. i will NEVER take that crap again.

Last Edited by Insomnia on 01/19/2010 09:09 PM
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Thank you Derek Jeter!

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Female Celebrities with Herpes
Anne Heche – Revealed she has been battling the disease since childhood in her biography. Sad stuff.
Lauren Hutton
Sheryl Crow
Paris Hilton – See Photo of Valtrex Perscription
Victoria Beckham
Pamela Anderson
Lucie Arnaz
Janet Jackson – The Smoking Gun has the story of her attempt to use her former chef, Ricardo Macchi, name to buy multiple types of prescriptions which includes Zovirax. The case eventually went to court.
Tawny Kitaen
Britney Spears (seen buying Zovirax while in Kentwood)
Katie Holmes
Alyssa Milano
Jessica Alba – She got it from former boyfriend Derek Jeter according to the rumored story.
Jessica Biel – She also got it from Jeter.
Mariah Carey – Another Derek Jeter victim.
Vanessa Minnillo – Once again…do not spread for Derek Jeter.
Scarlett Johansson – Derek Jeter …AGAIN
Mary Kate Olsen
Kim Kardashian – Has dated Ray J. and Reggie Bush. Kim K. was mentioned by Britney Spears as being an insatiable sexual liaison as the two reportedly had sex.
Liza Minnelli – David Gest sited this as one of the reasons for divorce.


 Quoting: Nasty 526155

lol there are some kootie queens to avoid for sure!

I've read that more than 25% of people under 35 have the herps...thats 1 in 4 people.
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I heard a gyn nurse talk in general about some of the younger patients once. It's an epidemic.
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Well, if Brad Pitt has it, how can Angelina Jolie not be on the list? They've been together for a long time now.

And good grief, it's not that big of a deal. It doesn't mean a person is "dirty."
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Thank you Derek Jeter!

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[link to hollywoodlifemag.com]

[link to hollywoodlifemag.com]

Female Celebrities with Herpes
Anne Heche – Revealed she has been battling the disease since childhood in her biography. Sad stuff.
Lauren Hutton
Sheryl Crow
Paris Hilton – See Photo of Valtrex Perscription
Victoria Beckham
Pamela Anderson
Lucie Arnaz
Janet Jackson – The Smoking Gun has the story of her attempt to use her former chef, Ricardo Macchi, name to buy multiple types of prescriptions which includes Zovirax. The case eventually went to court.
Tawny Kitaen
Britney Spears (seen buying Zovirax while in Kentwood)
Katie Holmes
Alyssa Milano
Jessica Alba – She got it from former boyfriend Derek Jeter according to the rumored story.
Jessica Biel – She also got it from Jeter.
Mariah Carey – Another Derek Jeter victim.
Vanessa Minnillo – Once again…do not spread for Derek Jeter.
Scarlett Johansson – Derek Jeter …AGAIN
Mary Kate Olsen
Kim Kardashian – Has dated Ray J. and Reggie Bush. Kim K. was mentioned by Britney Spears as being an insatiable sexual liaison as the two reportedly had sex.
Liza Minnelli – David Gest sited this as one of the reasons for divorce.

Male Celebrities with Herpes
David Hasselhoff
Bill Clinton
Moby
Tony Bennett
Robin Williams
Justin Whalin
Brad Pitt
David Beckham
Jason Kidd
Fred Durst
Joshua Jackson
Billy Idol – Told Rolling Stone Magazine about his flair up.
Colin Farrell
Juwan Howard
Dennis Rodman
Cliff Robinson
Vernin Maxwell
Derek Jeter
Michael Vick – Was sued for failing to reveal this to a sexual partner who contracted the disease.
Justin Timberlake – Either Britney, Biel or Scarlett gave it to him. Take your pick. I am guessing it was Spears.
Orlando Bloom – Got it from Minnillo courtesy of Jeter.
Nick Lachey – Also got it from Minnillo.

dance lmao charlie
 Quoting: Nasty 526155


Zoivrax is also used to treat "shingles" adult form of chicken pox (herpes virus)and occurs IF you had chicken pox as a child. Shingles, can be recurring-they are painful and NOT contageous. Zovivrax also controls coldsores-if you get photographed often-you want Zoivrax/valitrax if you are a celebrity.
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And good grief, it's not that big of a deal. It doesn't mean a person is "dirty."
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Hmm..open sores on your po po or pee pee, call me crazy but thats not clean either
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oh god, this is why i'm afraid of dating anybody

cause i got no stds and i want to keep it that way
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They do not have HERPES....those are only Cold Sores

lmao
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lol WTF do you think herpes is??

yes that's right .. a form of herpes...
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It really is very simple. Get a Rife/Bare machine, run the Herpes frequencies
a few times and the virus DIES. Doesn't come back....DIES!
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oh god, this is why i'm afraid of dating anybody

cause i got no stds and i want to keep it that way
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I don't blame you. From what I've heard it can be miserable.
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Herpes is better than having a oral yeast infection ! lol
One of the worst symptoms that many genital herpes sufferers experience is a terrible itching in the genital area. It is particularly bad at the height of an outbreak, when the genital area can be covered in a rash or sores, and scratching can spread or prolong an outbreak, and just generally add to the unpleasantness of the whole experience. Finding a way to relieve this itching can make an outbreak a little easier to get through, and by not scratching you can accelerate healing time. If you suffer from the itch and manage to avoid scratching through sheer willpower, you may be horrified to know that you might be scratching unconsciously during sleep, so a few tips for relieving the genital herpes itch should be of some use to you as well.
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you judgemental sick fucks
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celebrity poster?
MOOPS,spreading joy and mayhem :)
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If you swap bodily fluids with another person(saliva,semen,excrete,....etc.)you are prone to infection.

Best to bond with a person emotionally....get a blood work up...then fuck like rabbits.

Anything less...well take your chances.

signed....mister cold shower.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 860398

problem is most STD blood test don't include herpes unless you ask. They're also notoriously unreliable unless you've had a recent outbreak. Hell if you've had chicken pox you have a form of herpes. It might show up as shingles later in life although you won't get cold or genital sores from it. The test look for certain antibodies though, hence the unreliability without a recent outbreak.
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To all of you rubbing your dicks in the safety of your little homes and laughing at people who got this condition by taking some risks and getting unlucky, or sometimes by being unfortunate to have been abused - GET A FUCKIN LIFE! There is nothing "heeelarious" about this except your utter uselessness as human beings. Although publishing the names of celebs who might have it is useful because it destigmatizes it to some extent. So now that you've done that you can go die.
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After reading some of the ignorant bullshit some of you pathetic fuck faces wrote it's no wonder I hate people. For one thing morons just because you date or even have sex with someone with herpes doesn't mean you automatically catch it. Read up on the topic and know what you are talking about before you spew out a bunch of shit from your mouth.
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dont know about yall but id still nail every chick on that list without a second thought....
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Well said!
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dont know about yall but id still nail every chick on that list without a second thought....


Well said!
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Because you already have the herps?

Herpes on Jessica Beil is like a huge wine stain on the Mona Lisa.

Ruined, never to be enjoyed again. Her movies suck anyway, but now when I see her acting, the only thing I hear is "I have Herpes". Now try to enjoy her huge sex appeal.

Last Edited by His Royal Dudeness on 06/25/2010 06:00 PM
My metaphors are dirty like herpes except they're harder to catch.

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why don't they just rename the disease "Derek Jeter", oh that girls got a cold sore she must have Derek Jeter

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