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Celebrities with HERPES! Heeelarious!

 
Anonymous Coward
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I used to think katie holmes was hot. I guess I was more right than I knew. Yuck.
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Some scientologist gave it to her.
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08/06/2010 08:29 PM
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90 percent of people who have herpes dont even know it && also 80-90 percent of people never have an outbreak ever! I recently found out I have it only because of a blood test i got. Never did I have symptoms or an outbreak. Now I am taking a medication that very greatly lowers the risk of passing it on (without a condom) and for more protection use a condom obviously
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08/06/2010 09:38 PM
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I've read that 30-50% of sexually active people have it.
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Yeah, but the blacks skew that number.

You gotta look by RACE.
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i'm from uk,never heard of derek jeter,

does he have a big willy or is there some wealth involved.

by the sound of herpes,i would go for big willy.
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Part black
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08/06/2010 09:41 PM
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I've read that 30-50% of sexually active people have it.


Yeah, but the blacks skew that number.

You gotta look by RACE.
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no we don't but you do.
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08/06/2010 09:49 PM
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Herpes is better than having a oral yeast infection ! lol
One of the worst symptoms that many genital herpes sufferers experience is a terrible itching in the genital area. It is particularly bad at the height of an outbreak, when the genital area can be covered in a rash or sores, and scratching can spread or prolong an outbreak, and just generally add to the unpleasantness of the whole experience. Finding a way to relieve this itching can make an outbreak a little easier to get through, and by not scratching you can accelerate healing time. If you suffer from the itch and manage to avoid scratching through sheer willpower, you may be horrified to know that you might be scratching unconsciously during sleep, so a few tips for relieving the genital herpes itch should be of some use to you as well.
 Quoting: Human Virus


No one asked to be educated about The Herp here, Fool.

You're grossing us out.
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08/06/2010 09:51 PM
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I've read that 30-50% of sexually active people have it.


Yeah, but the blacks skew that number.

You gotta look by RACE.


no we don't but you do.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1060514


You speak for everyone? Bullshit.

But, spoken like a true, naive, Canadian, who doesn't have to deal with the blacks like others do...
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08/06/2010 09:54 PM
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There's a lot of angry sluts on this thread, admitting they got herpes
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Rhianna's GOTTA have it. Whereis she on this list???

Come on!

"Giddy up, Rude Boy (a Jamacian!)"

Come ON!
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Oh noes, not Brad Pitt...

ahhh
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08/06/2010 10:40 PM
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I read somewhere that Keith Olberman is gay and has anal genital warts.
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08/06/2010 10:43 PM
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I used to think katie holmes was hot. I guess I was more right than I knew. Yuck.

shame on you, anyone can get herpes. granny
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Mother Teresa was a great human being but if she crapped her pants she would be nasty...because she crapped her pants!

You can be beautiful person who had sex one time and contracted herpes because some a-hole kept it a secret and you would be nasty....because you have herpes!

Who you are and the circumstances don't change the facts. Sorry, nasty is nasty.
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08/06/2010 10:46 PM
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i'm from uk,never heard of derek jeter,

does he have a big willy or is there some wealth involved.

by the sound of herpes,i would go for big willy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 804040

well, both kinda. he's a wealthy prick
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There's a lot of angry sluts on this thread, admitting they got herpes
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lol
Water always wins. :sun:
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I haven't.


have you had chicken pox? then you have had herpes.

suck it
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Miley Cyrus is pure and clean and doesn't have herpes.
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[link to hollywoodlifemag.com]

[link to hollywoodlifemag.com]

Female Celebrities with Herpes
Anne Heche – Revealed she has been battling the disease since childhood in her biography. Sad stuff.
Lauren Hutton
Sheryl Crow
Paris Hilton – See Photo of Valtrex Perscription
Victoria Beckham
Pamela Anderson
Lucie Arnaz
Janet Jackson – The Smoking Gun has the story of her attempt to use her former chef, Ricardo Macchi, name to buy multiple types of prescriptions which includes Zovirax. The case eventually went to court.
Tawny Kitaen
Britney Spears (seen buying Zovirax while in Kentwood)
Katie Holmes
Alyssa Milano
Jessica Alba – She got it from former boyfriend Derek Jeter according to the rumored story.
Jessica Biel – She also got it from Jeter.
Mariah Carey – Another Derek Jeter victim.
Vanessa Minnillo – Once again…do not spread for Derek Jeter.
Scarlett Johansson – Derek Jeter …AGAIN
Mary Kate Olsen
Kim Kardashian – Has dated Ray J. and Reggie Bush. Kim K. was mentioned by Britney Spears as being an insatiable sexual liaison as the two reportedly had sex.
Liza Minnelli – David Gest sited this as one of the reasons for divorce.

Male Celebrities with Herpes
David Hasselhoff
Bill Clinton
Moby
Tony Bennett
Robin Williams
Justin Whalin
Brad Pitt
David Beckham
Jason Kidd
Fred Durst
Joshua Jackson
Billy Idol – Told Rolling Stone Magazine about his flair up.
Colin Farrell
Juwan Howard
Dennis Rodman
Cliff Robinson
Vernin Maxwell
Derek Jeter
Michael Vick – Was sued for failing to reveal this to a sexual partner who contracted the disease.
Justin Timberlake – Either Britney, Biel or Scarlett gave it to him. Take your pick. I am guessing it was Spears.
Orlando Bloom – Got it from Minnillo courtesy of Jeter.
Nick Lachey – Also got it from Minnillo.
Anonymous Coward
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05/24/2011 05:19 AM
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I get cold sores...the majority of the population has them. What's so bad about that???
Anonymous Coward
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05/24/2011 05:24 AM
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They do not have HERPES....those are only Cold Sores

lmao
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Cold sores are herpes, genius.
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05/24/2011 06:01 AM
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What about chris brown and rihanna?
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05/24/2011 06:06 AM
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i wonder if highest strength manuka honey would cure it?
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05/24/2011 06:07 AM
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 Quoting: pox 1288659


I haven't.


have you had chicken pox? then you have had herpes.

suck it


bsflag

not genital herpes
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05/24/2011 06:14 AM
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I thought I read somewhere George Clooney had about every thing in existence..
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05/24/2011 06:21 AM
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Zovirax is a cold sore cream.
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Yes cold sores are Oral herpes.
Its common 99.9% of people have had them, its not the same as the STD.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 839198


I've sold Zovirax as a Pharmaceutical Rep.

It is for COLD SORES - which is a form of herpes.

These people may have an STD, but you can't make the leap that they have an STD simply because they have a prescription for herpes.
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Zovirax is a cold sore cream.
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its also an oral Rx [link to www.netdoctor.co.uk]
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I think Clinton got it from Jeter also.
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People who have Herpes should give Neem a chance!
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05/24/2011 06:26 AM
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No need to panic. President Obama is monitoring the situation.
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05/24/2011 06:30 AM
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If you are rich and famous = you will get everything! chuckle
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If only herpes was lethal we would have a lot less horrible celebrities around.....

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