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testicular cancer in sack but not on ball?

 
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testicular cancer in sack but not on ball?
I just felt a lump in my sack. the lump isnt attached to a testicle.
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Re: testicular cancer in sack but not on ball?
drink wormwood Tea and eat lots of Wild Plants
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Re: testicular cancer in sack but not on ball?
most likely a blocked tube coming out of your nuts get it checked either way dude.
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Re: testicular cancer in sack but not on ball?
most likely a blocked tube coming out of your nuts get it checked either way dude.
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too embarrased to go to a doctor about such a thing tbh. I'd rather take my chances than go get my sack examined
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Re: testicular cancer in sack but not on ball?
Inguinal hernia?
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Re: testicular cancer in sack but not on ball?
...that's exactly the way doctors write it on the chart...
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Re: testicular cancer in sack but not on ball?
most likely a blocked tube coming out of your nuts get it checked either way dude.

too embarrased to go to a doctor about such a thing tbh. I'd rather take my chances than go get my sack examined
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Embarrassment is easy to get over. Cancer takes longer. Go to the doc for goodness sake.
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Re: testicular cancer in sack but not on ball?
cut it
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Re: testicular cancer in sack but not on ball?
most likely a blocked tube coming out of your nuts get it checked either way dude.

too embarrased to go to a doctor about such a thing tbh. I'd rather take my chances than go get my sack examined
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have you any female nurse or doctor friends you wouldn't mind having a feel of your balls you could ask????
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Re: testicular cancer in sack but not on ball?
That would make it scrotum cancer.

It could be a third underdeveloped testicle.

It could be a pus or fluid filled lump.

Get a doctor to fondle you and give you a latin name for the problem.
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Re: testicular cancer in sack but not on ball?
Infected hair follicle, mebbeh.
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Re: testicular cancer in sack but not on ball?
...that's exactly the way doctors write it on the chart...
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Made me LOL
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Re: testicular cancer in sack but not on ball?
I just felt a lump in my sack. the lump isnt attached to a testicle.
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You are growing an extra ball !

Cutt it off inmediately ! before it transforms into a vagina!

lmao
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Re: testicular cancer in sack but not on ball?
I just felt a lump in my sack. the lump isnt attached to a testicle.
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Get this. My bro in law had testicular cancer on his heart. Apparently your nuts, when in the embryonic stage, are developed next to the heart. A little piece of testicle (nut) was still with the heart and that little piece got testicular cancer.
Chemo and a strong will has allowed him to remain cancer free for 15 years now. Even had two kids though the doctors said the chemo would leave him unable to.
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Re: testicular cancer in sack but not on ball?
If you are telling the truth, then you must get over your fears of telling your doctor and go get it checked out. They can not tell anyone else about it. (DR-patient privacy) If they do, you can sue them for malpractice, or something. At any rate, do not wait until it becomes excruciatingly painful (it probably will)

I say this as a testicular cancer survivor, who waited until it became excruciatingly painful... (seriously, that shit hurts once it becomes too heavy for the ligaments attached)
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Re: testicular cancer in sack but not on ball?
most likely a blocked tube coming out of your nuts get it checked either way dude.

too embarrased to go to a doctor about such a thing tbh. I'd rather take my chances than go get my sack examined
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Ok, than you are not too embarassed to fucking die then. Get over it dude.
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Re: testicular cancer in sack but not on ball?
If it isn't on the testicle itself, it probably isn't cancer...BUT..there could be a real problem that is causing it.

I've had testicular cancer TWICE...and trust me, I was nervous bringing the subject up to my doctor. Don't worry about it....these people have seen everything under the sun, so unless you are housing a haitian orphan down there...nothing to be embarassed about.

You probably have a hydrocele or varicocele which are fluid based...but sometimes trauma to your ball, including cancer can cause them. Don't worry...but at least tell your doc. my doc told me I didn't have cancer but he sent me for an ultrasound to be sure. It was cancer...and in just the 3 weeks from the test to getting it removed...it doubled in size.

Tell the doc!
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Re: testicular cancer in sack but not on ball?
most likely a blocked tube coming out of your nuts get it checked either way dude.

too embarrased to go to a doctor about such a thing tbh. I'd rather take my chances than go get my sack examined
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 836722


Think of what a woman goes through with pelvic exams and mammograms and giving birth where she sometimes shits and pees as she pushes the baby out!

Doctors have seen it all. They've removed objects from people's rectums! Seriously, you should get it checked. Tell the doc you're embarrassed, they're pretty compassionate.
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Re: testicular cancer in sack but not on ball?
Add: specifically look for a Urologist.
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Re: testicular cancer in sack but not on ball?
dude i had my sack examined by the doc when i was about 16. its really no prob, think of it as using the doc for your own beneifit, its like the doc having to lick your boots, its him that has to do the feeling of another mans ball sack, its quite an empowering feeling. you dont have to show him your dick just hold that to the side with your hand.
plus you will know if its anything to worry about whcih it probably wont be. now get going.
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Re: testicular cancer in sack but not on ball?
I just felt a lump in my sack. the lump isnt attached to a testicle.



Get this. My bro in law had testicular cancer on his heart. Apparently your nuts, when in the embryonic stage, are developed next to the heart. A little piece of testicle (nut) was still with the heart and that little piece got testicular cancer.
Chemo and a strong will has allowed him to remain cancer free for 15 years now. Even had two kids though the doctors said the chemo would leave him unable to.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 729476


That is crazy! So he could have heart cancer? This is biological evidence that a man's heart is in his pants, thank you!
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Re: testicular cancer in sack but not on ball?
Inguinal hernia?
 Quoting: _Storm_

I have noticed a like a round 3rd nut, in appers to be connected by like a muscle, I a little worried, because im 14
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08/26/2013 12:42 AM
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Re: testicular cancer in sack but not on ball?
Its a A-1 sauce blockage.....
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Re: testicular cancer in sack but not on ball?
3 balls. Hmm. Have you been having unprotected sex lately sir?
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08/26/2013 01:57 AM
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Re: testicular cancer in sack but not on ball?
Sounds like a cyst. I've had TC and it's definitely part of the ball. Get it checked though dude, cysts and blockages can make you sterile if not treated.
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It may be seminal vesicles...don't freak out
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Re: testicular cancer in sack but not on ball?
whatever it is take a lighter and burn it off
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Re: testicular cancer in sack but not on ball?
I'm in the medical field. Lets just say...I'm pretty certain its NOT cancer.


Lets see if i can word this properly... Without "diagnosing" you and getting sued for giving medical advice


Testicular cancer is almost always in the testicle.

A mobile, unattached lump is almost never cancer. In my professional experience, these lumps are almost always cysts.

An ultrasound will prove I'm right. But, of course, I must add that any medical advice should be sought from a doctor

hf
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Re: testicular cancer in sack but not on ball?
Sounds like a cyst. I've had TC and it's definitely part of the ball. Get it checked though dude, cysts and blockages can make you sterile if not treated.
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Cysts are VERY common. In the testicles, scrotum, ovaries, thyroid, liver...hell...cysts are everywhere in the body.

That said, cysts can cause problems if they interfere with normal organ functions...which is not very common.

So, please don't assume you'll become sterile because you found a lump. However, its always wide to check with a doctor.
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Re: testicular cancer in sack but not on ball?
most likely a blocked tube coming out of your nuts get it checked either way dude.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 870107

too embarrased to go to a doctor about such a thing tbh. I'd rather take my chances than go get my sack examined
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 836722


OP,

It's very common to get nodules in the scrotal area. And it's very common to be embarrassed about it. Most men avoid the doctor when it comes to genital issues. And sometimes, they wait til it becomes an emergency and they have to go to the hospital.

However, I understand your hesitation.

If you feel strongly about avoiding the doctor, at least keep a simple "journal" about your issue -
jot down
1) the date when you first found the nodule,
2) the location of the nodule
3) the size of the nodule. If you're unsure of the size, try comparing it to something else, like the size of a pea, the size of your fingernail, etc)

Note if its mobile or painful.

Keep checking it every so often and compare if its getting bigger, or changing. Add that to the journal as well.

In case you need to go to the doctor, you'll have your notes and it will help the doctor. If nothing else, it'll give you a benchmark on any changes it may or may not go through.

Just know, that even though you may be embarrassed, the doctor isn't. It becomes very routine dealing with various body parts when working in the medical field

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