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Mike Oldfield - Tubular Bells

 
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Check out Terry Oldfield's music.

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Sorry I forgot to add & make it clear why I posted the above post on here, it is because this is a Tubular bells topic & that this all happened a few months before Tubular bells two was released so that must have been what the girl was talking about, but man was the whole thing a freaky experience so please if anyone has had anything like this happen to them please write here about it, so I can know that I am/was not alone.
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Kids say the darndest things (When they are on drugs).
free your inner baboon.
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Hi yes I know what you mean but she (the girl) did not show any signs of being on drugs! These were all professional people! I called her a girl but I should have said young woman, I think her name might have been Rose but I could be wrong yet I am positive she was not druggie I can smell it a mile off in my line of work.

There was evidence of parties & alot of empty wine bottles some with candles in them, but I could not see any signs of Cannabis or any other drug paraphernalia.
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HERE ARE THE WORDS TO THE "OMMADAWN LOST VERSION"

SADLY I CAN NOT POST A LINK TO THE MUSIC VIDEO ON HERE
but it can be found on UT

Please note that the bits of writing in the brackets in what follows are extra notes added containing the parts that people have heard hidden in the track.



Mike 1
I say I say I say. Who's got the biggest nose you've ever seen?

Mike 2
I don't care about that. How big's his bottle?


Mike 1
Never mind about bottle. I've got much more important things on my mind.

Mike 2
Well have you? Tell about them.

Mike 1
Well I was walking down the road the other day and I saw a dog
(((MISSING PART IS THE ECHO VOICE SAYS "SAW A DOG")))
Mike 2
Did you?

Mike 1
((("YEAH" not yes))) I saw a dog(((?"GOD"? in right channel))). I said to him "how are you feeling?"
((( why is he talking to a dog one may ask???)))
Mike 2
What did he say?

Mike 1
He said "Ruff Ruff Ruff"

Mike 2
I say I say I say I say

Mike 1
Whasat whasat whasat

Mike 2
Er, er, er erm, er ,er

Mike 1
Spit it out man. Spit it out. Whasat?

Mike 2
What's got, er, no legs and 5 eyes?

Mike 1
No legs and 5 eyes. I don't know. What's got no legs and 5 eyes.

Mike 2
err err

Mike 1
What's got no legs and 5 eyes?

Mike 1
Err err

Mike 2
What's got no legs and 5 eyes?

Mike 1
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear

Mike 2
What's got no legs and 5 eyes?

Mike 1
I say I say I say

Mike 2
Yes yes?

Mike 1
What's got 1 wheel, 2 legs and no eyes?

Mike 2
What's got no legs, 1 wheel. I don't know.

Mike 1
What's got no legs, 1 eye and 2 wheels

Mike 2
I say I say I say I say

Mike 1
Yes?

Mike 2
What's got 1 leg, 3 wheels and no eyes?

Mike 1
I don't know. What has got no eyes, 3 wheels and 1 leg

Mike 2
Oh never mind that. I say I say I say I say. What's got 3 bottles and 5 eyes and no legs and 2 wheels.

Mike 1
Well I wouldn't know. What's got 5 wheels, 5 bottles, 3 legs and half a wheel?

Mike 2
Well I haven't a clue. I say I say I say

Mike 1
Yes?

Mike 2
What's got 3.... Oh dear

***ALL WILL BECOME CLEAR IN THE NEXT POST*** I HOPE!
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Absolutely classic bump
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Hi someone was asking about "Ommadawn" & I found the "lost version" of it on YOU TUBE [link to www.youtube.com]

This is the piece of music that I1 realised had another encoded message in it however this time not the Morse code that he used in MOAARRKK. Lol, he does love his coded messages & use of tongues you know! The code that Mike uses here is a old fashioned type of Irish riddle disguised as a I say I say joke/riddle, & what they the group called the eYes or "I'z worked out is that the answer was all encoded in Mike's own name.

For instance at the end of the riddle Mike says "what has three?" then replies "OH DEAR", & if you think about this logically then if there is a set of letters that is more personal to a person than their own name I will be amazed to hear it. So what is in the name MICHAEL GORDON OLDFIELD that is there three times? that might also bring the reply Oh DEAR?

Well how about michae(L) g(O)r(D)(O)n OLDfie(L)(D)
or OLD, OLD, OLD. I think that I would be aware of this if it was in my name,(-;you?;-).

So having this as a good indicator that they were on the right track they then moved on to extract the rest of the riddles answers using a coding known to children who attended schools run by some religious orders of nuns.

First though they spotted that at the beginning of the riddle is a bit about who has the biggest nose & then a mention of a dog & the astute among us will realise that dog in reverse is GOD & Mike loves his holy dog (see the cover of five Miles Out-5MO) so we are left with a possible answer that maybe a dog has the biggest nose or if we apply the GOD meaning then is it not hinting that "GOD (K)nows all!"?


The way this encoding is worked out is that letters become shapes so the letter O becomes a bottle because that is what you see when you look at a bottle end on, then letters that have legs are ones that have parts that fall below the line when written
abcdef(g)hi(j)klmno(p)(q)rstuvwx(y)z. So these g, j, p, q & y all have legs.

The reason that we have to know about the legs is so that anyone working it out can tell that the letters are most likely to all be in UPPERCASE.

In the riddle when Mike 2 replies
"Oh never mind that. I say I say I say I say. What's got 3 bottles and 5 eyes and no legs and 2 wheels".

This is the part of most importance, as we can glean from this that what you are looking for has, 3 "O's & five "I's & no letters with legs, plus that it has two wheels. So how does one make a wheel out of letters? The answer is that a wheel can be made up of any two of the following three letters C, D, & G.

One last thing is this! (or 1 Iast THlNG lS THlS!) that your eyes can dis-eave you in that a I & the number 1 or the lower case L/l are all so alike & in some languages, like in Latin & others the letter "I" is used to represent the number 1.

SO NOW THE RIDDLE IS REVEALED THUS

M(I)(C)HAE(l) (G)(O)R(D)(O)N (O)(l)(D)F(I)E(l)D.
- I -C --- 1 - G O D -O -- O - I D - I - I .
or "I see one GOD OO IDentity II. Could the OO ID II refer to the nature & proof of the very ID of GOD the three into one being encoded in the word G>O<D the three letters & also in the Celtic crOss & in O+1. Or is it all digital binary OOII & or mathematical?

The riddle also has a line that hints at the above solution being the right dis-encoding as it mentions half a wheel which would be the single letter "D" that is left unused & equals half a wheel.

Yet this does not even stop there as there is yet another three words that also pop out of this if you use all the letters again but do not change the L's into I's you get these three words "IDOL GOLD IDOL" & this is central to the Amarok story which when the album is listened to is clearly a follow on from OMMADAWN.

All this can not be a coincident! can it? All these 3 sets of words, OLD OLD OLD and IDOL GOLD IDOL especially have the number/power of three very prominent in this name & for those who follow this mans work they will of noticed far more of this sort of thing occurring.

I hope that those who wish to see the light that have bothered to read & understand this that they have been shown will now move on to find truths for yourselves now that your minds eye is awakened.



AND ON A FAR LIGHTER SET OF NOTES I LEAVE YOU FOR NOW WITH THIS


PEACE BE WITH ALL.
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Awesome awesome album. It's up there with Oxygene.
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NEWS FLASH

I am about to reveal all to mankind, all the codes & secrets hidden encoded for far to long & once this task is done it will be for you mankind to see or remain blind to the writings & tongues of old & the message of new & Old Old Oldfield.

This will all happen first on this & soon after on all our other forums so please keep your eyes open for the new topic on here & as mentioned in several postings on this & other MO topics, it will all be there to be seen on our site "The Open EY3" but only once the code to Amarok is unlocked.

This will be the time when Mike Oldfield's Modus Operandi is revealed & maybe then man will meet & in wisdom know his place in space is golden for those who see the light the ARK of Mike Oldfield (whose son is named NOAH)is there awaiting & he Mike who named his album a name with no known meaning, which is about going to find a GOLD IDOL that some could hear & others could not, for those who listen will at last hear the tongue of the voice speak loud & clear of what it speaks & for some it may well give a order "ENTER! AMARROKK two by two (MO AARRKK).

SO NOW GO FORTH WITH eYe's wide OpeN & lOOk 4 the signs & the signals & SEE SYMBOLS UNFOLD FOR U 2 C Y "4" IS FOR YOU THE SYMBOL YOU ASKED 4 & need now find that in it is the message 4 U 2 BELL EVE we are now nearing our zer0 hour,so now open your minds EyE & see the LIGHT of a new day rise, A OMmadawn a new AWAKENING! is B4 U all.
GOOOD LUCK & peace be with you all I1...
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By MO-AArrkk you mean this AmARrOKk like in the way the album cover artwork writes AMAROK with a double RR & KK back to back.


So this encodes in the album name, MO for Mike Oldfield & the three letters ARK written twice like the animals were meant to enter the Ark two by two, a male & a female of each kind of creature!

That is a cleaver idea, people have wondered why the album has this name for 25 years.

He did the same on lots of his album covers, in the artwork are hidden symbols of all sorts & on 5MO there is a very strange picture with all sorts of Christian symbols, like an anchor & a Dog with two holes, a holy doG!

[link to www.google.co.uk (secure)]
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I think Ommadawn is by far his best album

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I just realised that this could also be the reason why the picture on the front of the album Amarok shows Mike covered in rain/water as this would fit the ARK flood idea & on top of this the whole album has a water feeling about it, & if I am not mistaken it sounds like Mike says the word "WATER" or is it "ORDER"?
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Thank you Shayla for finding us the Ommadawn link I love all Mike's music inc OM & INcant yet the strange thing is that I very nearly put Amarok back when I first listened to it but something said to me you will need to listen to it as a whole not just a bit of it & three plays on I consider it one of his greatest masterpieces. HAVE YOU READ THE STORY?

If Ommadawn is your favorite have you heard the "LOST VERSION"? & I have some good news for you in that a version of it was also used in the Arts council REFLECTIONS documentary
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Here it is it is a bit dated but the music & idea's are easy to see as idea's that Mike would be interested in & believe in.
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Thank you Shayla for finding us the Ommadawn link I love all Mike's music inc OM & INcant yet the strange thing is that I very nearly put Amarok back when I first listened to it but something said to me you will need to listen to it as a whole not just a bit of it & three plays on I consider it one of his greatest masterpieces. HAVE YOU READ THE STORY?

If Ommadawn is your favorite have you heard the "LOST VERSION"? & I have some good news for you in that a version of it was also used in the Arts council REFLECTIONS documentary
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I am just listening to Amarok for the first time because this thread intrigued me. I must have played Ommadawn thousands of times and would love to hear the Lost version....
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Shayla Your wish is granted here U R


May peace be within you!
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I hear the instruments speak four words in this & the same words are spoken in several of Mikes works including the album ELEMENTS! does anyone other than I hear how Mike manages to make instruments speak?
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That was an absolutely epic song, thank you OP! Really love how them bells fit in with the guitar and Indian? vocals. Here, have another Indian chant / mantra.


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I think Sentenel from TBII is a stronger opener than the original IMHO
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Amazing music! I can't believe I have never heard this! Thank you.
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This forth part of INCANTATIONS is probably for me Mike at his very best, this version is not sadly anywhere near the best one, THE BEST BEING ON THE "EXPOSED" album where it was recorded live in Germany & the audience at the end audibly EXPLODE with rapturous applause, the like of which must have made God aware that "ONE HAD MADE A DAY OF THINE".---)

PLEASE ENJOY!


If I or anyone finds the EXPOSED version of this please can you be kind enough to post a link, Many Thanks.

THIS IS A LIVE VIDEO OF THE TUBULAR BELLS SECTION FROM THE 1979 TOUR.

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I think Sentenel from TBII is a stronger opener than the original IMHO
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Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regiment to keep my mind limber.
:Dudeism:
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I have found it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
INCANTATIONS LIVE PART 4 from the EXPOSED ALBUM


I COULD NOT FIND INCANTs PARTS 1, 2 or 3

Tubular Bells LIVE EXPOSED
Part 1
I CAN NOT FIND IT

PART 2


Other parts
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I think Sentenel from TBII is a stronger opener than the original IMHO
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I thank you for your input. I like to where ever possible use Mike's own graphics & videos etc as I think it helps to publisise his message & thoughts that go with the concept behind the DEEP DEEP SOUN:-D's lol (Hush now baby it is not time to make that start! first there is another race to run)



Or find the best links & if possible links to the WHOLE ALBUM



INTRODUCING TUBULAR BELLS III

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NEWS FLASH

I am about to reveal all to mankind, all the codes & secrets hidden encoded for far to long & once this task is done it will be for you mankind to see or remain blind to the writings & tongues of old & the message of new & Old Old Oldfield.

This will all happen first on this & soon after on all our other forums so please keep your eyes open for the new topic on here & as mentioned in several postings on this & other MO topics, it will all be there to be seen on our site "The Open EY3" but only once the code to Amarok is unlocked.

This will be the time when Mike Oldfield's Modus Operandi is revealed & maybe then man will meet & in wisdom know his place in space is golden for those who see the light the ARK of Mike Oldfield (whose son is named NOAH)is there awaiting & he Mike who named his album a name with no known meaning, which is about going to find a GOLD IDOL that some could hear & others could not, for those who listen will at last hear the tongue of the voice speak loud & clear of what it speaks & for some it may well give a order "ENTER! AMARROKK two by two (MO AARRKK).

SO NOW GO FORTH WITH eYe's wide OpeN & lOOk 4 the signs & the signals & SEE SYMBOLS UNFOLD FOR U 2 C Y "4" IS FOR YOU THE SYMBOL YOU ASKED 4 & need now find that in it is the message 4 U 2 BELL EVE we are now nearing our zer0 hour,so now open your minds EyE & see the LIGHT of a new day rise, A OMmadawn a new AWAKENING! is B4 U all.
GOOOD LUCK & peace be with you all I1...
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Tubular Bells - Live (1973)


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btw, Mike Oldfield started his music career in Kevin Ayers' band The Whole World...


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Shayla Your wish is granted here U R


May peace be within you!
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The talking you here at the start of the video is Monty Python...

- I say, I say, I say... Who's got the biggest nose you've ever seen?
- Oh, I don't care about that. How big's his bottle?
- Never mind about bottle. I've got much more important things on my mind.
- Well have you? Tell about them.
- Well I was walking down the road the other day and I saw a dog.
- Did you?
- Yes I saw a dog. I said to him: "how are you feeling?"
- What did he say?
- He said: "Ruff, ruff, ruff"

CONTINUE: [link to www.youtube.com]

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The haunting soundtrack from 1973's 'Exorcist'. Scariest movie ever (at the time)! Saw it in S.F. opening week.
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brilliant musician.... no doubt about that.

here's the classic crab walk from movie.... I'm in my 40's, and don't scare easily, but this scene creeps me out everytime... lolsign




"the truth will stand up, when nothing else will"
- annie's mom

"When a great ship is in harbor and moored, it is safe, there can be no doubt. But that is not what great ships are built for."
- Dr. Clarissa Pinkola Estes
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I think Ommadawn is by far his best album


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I love Ommadawn, especially on a sunny Sunday afternoon...

Mike Oldfield - Ommadawn (Montreux 1981)

1/3

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(2/3)

[link to www.youtube.com]

(3/3)

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Shayla Your wish is granted here U R


May peace be within you!
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The talking you here at the start of the video is Monty Python...

- I say, I say, I say... Who's got the biggest nose you've ever seen?
- Oh, I don't care about that. How big's his bottle?
- Never mind about bottle. I've got much more important things on my mind.
- Well have you? Tell about them.
- Well I was walking down the road the other day and I saw a dog.
- Did you?
- Yes I saw a dog. I said to him: "how are you feeling?"
- What did he say?
- He said: "Ruff, ruff, ruff"

CONTINUE: [link to www.youtube.com]

 Quoting: RoXY


IN REPLY
Hi ROXY
The talking/lyrics are not from Monty Python or by the John Cleese camp although it is in a somewhat similar style.

These words & the person who recorded them are solely the work of Mr Michael Gordon Oldfield, experts on Tubular dot net who are life long fans/followers of Mike's work report that both the voices you hear in this are Mike Oldfield's & that is why in the transcript the two people are named Mike 1 & Mike 2.

I do hope this will allow history to remain clear on this point.


HERE ARE THE WORDS TO THE "OMMADAWN LOST VERSION" CREATED & RECORDED BY MIKE OLDFIELD (NOT MONTY PYTHON:-)lol



Please note that the bits of writing in the brackets in what follows are extra notes added containing the parts that people have heard hidden in the track.



Mike 1
I say I say I say. Who's got the biggest nose you've ever seen?

Mike 2
I don't care about that. How big's his bottle?


Mike 1
Never mind about bottle. I've got much more important things on my mind.

Mike 2
Well have you? Tell about them.

Mike 1
Well I was walking down the road the other day and I saw a dog
(((MISSING PART IS THE ECHO VOICE SAYS "SAW A DOG")))
Mike 2
Did you?

Mike 1
((("YEAH" not yes))) I saw a dog(((?"GOD"? in right channel))). I said to him "how are you feeling?"
((( why is he talking to a dog one may ask???)))
Mike 2
What did he say?

Mike 1
He said "Ruff Ruff Ruff"

Mike 2
I say I say I say I say

Mike 1
Whasat whasat whasat

Mike 2
Er, er, er erm, er ,er

Mike 1
Spit it out man. Spit it out. Whasat?

Mike 2
What's got, er, no legs and 5 eyes?

Mike 1
No legs and 5 eyes. I don't know. What's got no legs and 5 eyes.

Mike 2
err err

Mike 1
What's got no legs and 5 eyes?

Mike 1
Err err

Mike 2
What's got no legs and 5 eyes?

Mike 1
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear

Mike 2
What's got no legs and 5 eyes?

Mike 1
I say I say I say

Mike 2
Yes yes?

Mike 1
What's got 1 wheel, 2 legs and no eyes?

Mike 2
What's got no legs, 1 wheel. I don't know.

Mike 1
What's got no legs, 1 eye and 2 wheels

Mike 2
I say I say I say I say

Mike 1
Yes?

Mike 2
What's got 1 leg, 3 wheels and no eyes?

Mike 1
I don't know. What has got no eyes, 3 wheels and 1 leg

Mike 2
Oh never mind that. I say I say I say I say. What's got 3 bottles and 5 eyes and no legs and 2 wheels.

Mike 1
Well I wouldn't know. What's got 5 wheels, 5 bottles, 3 legs and half a wheel?

Mike 2
Well I haven't a clue. I say I say I say

Mike 1
Yes?

Mike 2
What's got 3.... Oh dear

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