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*Horoscopes(Not real, just funny)*

 
-NIGHTMARE-
04/09/2005 06:33 PM
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AQUARIUS (Jan 21 - Feb 19) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to
be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes
repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.

PISCES (Feb 20 - Mar 19) You have vivid imagination and often think you are
being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have ! a minor influence on your
friends and people resent you for flaunting what you mistake as power. You
lack confidence and are a general dipshit.

ARIES (Mar 20 - Apr 18) You are a pioneer type and think most people are
dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient, and scornful of advice.
You do nothing but piss off everyone you come into contact with. You are a
PRICK!!

TAURUS (Apr 19 - May 19) You are practical and persistent. You have a
dogged determination and stick-to-it-ivness because you never do anything
right the first time. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed.
You are nothing but a fucking asshole.

GEMINI (May 20 - Jun 20) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People
like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for
too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Gemini´s are notorious
for thriving on incest.

CANCER (Jun 21 - Jul 21) You are sympathetic and understanding to other
people´s problems, which makes you a sucker. You always keep putting
things off. This is why you will always be on welfare and won´t be worth a
shit. Everybody in prison is a Cancer.

LEO (Jul 22 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Everyone thinks
you are an idiot. Most Leo´s are Bullies. You are vain and cannot!
tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo´s are thieving
mother-fuckers and enjoy masturbating more than sex.

VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sep 21) You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your coworkers. You are cold and
unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgo´s make good bus
drivers and pimps.

LIBRA (Sep 21 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time
with reality. If you are a male, you are probably QUEER.
Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores.

SCORPIO (Oct 23 - Nov 21) The worst of the lot!!!! You are shrewd in
business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success
because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch.
Most Scorpio´s are MURDERED.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 20) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You
have a reckless tendency to rely on luck-since you have no talent. The
majority of Sagittarius´s are drunks. Nixon was a Sagittarius. You are
indeed a worthless piece of shit.



CAPRICORN (Dec 21 - Jan 20) You are conservative and are afraid of taking
risks. You are basically a chicken-shit. There has never been a Capricorn
of any importance.



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flame
12/08/2005 10:06 AM
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mine describes me perfectly..



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Fantasia
12/08/2005 10:06 AM
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alien16lol
gooderboy
12/08/2005 10:06 AM
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Oops! I´ve been clocked...

thanks, that one´s fun...
w/luv,
just me
scarlette
12/08/2005 10:06 AM
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He who fights and runs away
Lives to fight another day...


1rof1
JC
12/08/2005 10:06 AM
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Good thing mine isn`t true,that`s awful.NOW GIVE ME UR MILK MONEY!!!
FrostyGlow
12/08/2005 10:06 AM
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LMFAOPMPROLF!!!!muaha
angelica
12/08/2005 10:06 AM
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Nailed me!
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:06 AM
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What do you mean these aren´t real? Now, I have to revise my views of everyone.

1rof1
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12/08/2005 10:06 AM
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-NIGHTMARE-
12/08/2005 10:06 AM
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Smirk.~



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virgo
12/08/2005 10:06 AM
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
leia too
12/08/2005 10:06 AM
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Luckily for me - I´m on the cusp of two signs - so I´m either neither - or doubly f-d.
-NIGHTMARE-
12/08/2005 10:06 AM
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That´s funny...Leia.


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