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The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???

 
Winningjob

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01/21/2010 11:34 PM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
Watch out for this guy OP

milkman



i actually remember as a little kid the silver milk box on the porch and the milkman delivering milk,cream and butter!!


GAAAAAA!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 701482

When I was 4/5 we spent some time in Oxford (my mother went there for Literature or something) and I remember having a milkman..it was the coolest thing!
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01/21/2010 11:35 PM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
Way of finely calling the woman a Cow! cow

cowbonk You are the banana !
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
My wife is true, just with kids home delivery is handy. Just dont like college guys in the house.
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01/21/2010 11:39 PM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
OP is totally full of shit and couldnt possibly be that naive.

Plus who the hell takes home delivery of groceries

bsflag
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01/21/2010 11:43 PM
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Hold the head steady I'm gonna milk the cow.
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"The basic difference between an ordinary man and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything as a challenge, while an ordinary man takes everything as a blessing or as a curse."--Don Juan
Winningjob

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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
OP is totally full of shit and couldnt possibly be that naive.

Plus who the hell takes home delivery of groceries

bsflag
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 730810

I do...I get food every week from Winder Farms...that is the only way to get it.

[link to www.winderfarms.com]

Also, I will be setting up Von's Home Grocery for my elderly mother.
[link to www.vons.com]

Also in Boston at Star Market/Shaw;s Market used to have it. Don't forget about Home Runs as well.
Vesper

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01/21/2010 11:46 PM
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Mom's
Intolerance
Loves
Fantasy
"I am searching for the bones of your father but cannot distinguish them from those of a slave." Diogenes

"Some have little power to do good, and have likewise little strength to resist evil" (Samuel Johnson).



"The basic difference between an ordinary man and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything as a challenge, while an ordinary man takes everything as a blessing or as a curse."--Don Juan
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01/21/2010 11:48 PM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
Want us to track down the management and/or CEO of the company OP?

You may have to provide us with store, location and any information about the perp. if you would like GLP to go all GLP like and find you everything from home adresses to phone numbers and emails or social networking sites..not hard to do.
 Quoting: Winningjob

sherlock?
is that you?
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01/22/2010 12:07 AM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
I make good money, home delivery is well worth it.
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01/22/2010 12:09 AM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
It was me OP. I've already tapped it twice now. Just to let ya know.
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01/22/2010 12:10 AM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
Home delivery opens up your home to potential freaks, who may or may not case your place or your wife.

To risky for my family.

And if some punk called my wife a MILF and showed such little respect, I would confront him, and take care of the situation.
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01/22/2010 12:10 AM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
Milf means Moms I'd Love To F. You know what the F stands for. It's a four letter word. The term was made up in the early 2000's in the porno world and is now widely used. Even Britney Spears had a shirt that said, "Milf in training" about 2 years ago.

So that is what he was calling your wife.
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01/22/2010 12:13 AM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
but what did he call you in front of your wife? that is where the next chapter of your journey begins...
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01/22/2010 12:15 AM
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The boy at the store who delivers my groceries made a strange comment about my wife. WTF is he talking about? I think it is a very rude remark. I am stopping home delivery from hom.
 Quoting: Clayton 870599

pics or it didn't happen.
"Nothing to see here, go back to sheep..." --- AC 1251379
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
Milf means Moms I'd Love To F. You know what the F stands for. It's a four letter word. The term was made up in the early 2000's in the porno world and is now widely used. Even Britney Spears had a shirt that said, "Milf in training" about 2 years ago.

So that is what he was calling your wife.
 Quoting: antaun



I thought the dude from American Pie coined the phrase. I had never heard it before that.
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01/22/2010 12:17 AM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
Well, you could perceive it as a compliment.
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A compliment would be saying she's beautiful or attractive. Calling her a milf is an insult.
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01/22/2010 12:20 AM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
be flattered about it, and get in bed with her right now.
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01/22/2010 12:22 AM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
don't flatter yourself, grocery boys would hit anything
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Watch out for this guy OP

milkman
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yeah OP, he's your daddy !!!
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"The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries." - Winston Churchill
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01/22/2010 12:24 AM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
I make good money, home delivery is well worth it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 870599



That is fuckin outrageous he called your wife that!! I'm appalled! Hey...can ya post some pics of her?

jerkit
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01/22/2010 12:29 AM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
I forgot the bag that had a head of lettuce, tomatoes, and a loaf of bread. Your wife said I can drop them by tomorrow around lunch time. Thanks.
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01/22/2010 12:30 AM
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milkman2
I think EAT is a pretty cool guy, eh predicts earthquakes and doesn't afraid of anything
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01/22/2010 12:31 AM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
damned
Anonymous Coward
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01/22/2010 12:32 AM
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The boy at the store who delivers my groceries made a strange comment about my wife. WTF is he talking about? I think it is a very rude remark. I am stopping home delivery from hom.
 Quoting: Clayton 870599

Mother
I'd
Like to
F***
halmo
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01/22/2010 12:34 AM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
Kid was probably just a facebooker, and a MILF
would naturally be...a "Mom I'd Like to Friend".
Phallusy

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01/22/2010 12:35 AM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
what's better?

a MILF or a DILF?
I think EAT is a pretty cool guy, eh predicts earthquakes and doesn't afraid of anything
George Lopez
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01/22/2010 12:41 AM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
Is his name Sancho?
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01/22/2010 12:46 AM
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now we're getting somewhere. The mysterious Sancho.
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01/22/2010 12:51 AM
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His name is Jody.
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01/22/2010 12:52 AM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
dilf is funny. Down here in the south we have Duncles also.

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