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The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???

 
Phallusy

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01/22/2010 12:55 AM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
dilf is funny. Down here in the south we have Duncles also.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 813194


Dilf...

as in "Daughter I'd Like To Fuck"

Not "Dad" ya sickos
I think EAT is a pretty cool guy, eh predicts earthquakes and doesn't afraid of anything
TheRoaminGnome

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01/22/2010 01:10 AM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
OP is totally full of shit and couldnt possibly be that naive.

Plus who the hell takes home delivery of groceries

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 730810


Who takes home delivery? Wealthy people do. They are the ones with a hot looking dish for a wife who is 20 years their junior. The home delivery dude is supposed to provide what the old man obviously isn't.

Once again, glad I could clear that up
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01/22/2010 01:12 AM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
OP is totally full of shit and couldnt possibly be that naive.

Plus who the hell takes home delivery of groceries

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Who takes home delivery? Wealthy people do. They are the ones with a hot looking dish for a wife who is 20 years their junior. The home delivery dude is supposed to provide what the old man obviously isn't.

Once again, glad I could clear that up
 Quoting: TheRoaminGnome

Many elderly and handicapped do as well. I see the Von's Grocery truck out EVERY DAY making deliveries. Also, at home we get Winder Farms (Organic) once a week and we are not wealthy.
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01/22/2010 01:12 AM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
I delivered groceries in my late teen years
Paper route before school, groceries after school

it was good for my education ye know?
ya learn the parts they dont teach ya in sex ed in school
Anonymous Coward
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01/22/2010 01:19 AM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
i actually remember as a little kid the silver milk box on the porch and the milkman delivering milk,cream and butter!!


GAAAAAA!
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THAT'S DISGUSTING
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01/22/2010 02:44 AM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
dilf is funny. Down here in the south we have Duncles also.


Dilf...

as in "Daughter I'd Like To Fuck"

Not "Dad" ya sickos
 Quoting: Phallusy


please explain 'Duncle'?
Anonymous Coward
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01/22/2010 07:38 AM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
Picture of your wife or else...
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Anonymous Coward (OP)
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01/22/2010 10:36 AM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
I am 39, she is 27. I called the store, and they have a woman to deliver exclusively at our house.
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01/22/2010 10:41 AM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
Well ,,,, is she or not ???

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that sonnaofabitch!
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01/22/2010 10:44 AM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
I am 39, she is 27. I called the store, and they have a woman to deliver exclusively at our house.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 870599
Maybe you can nail her?
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01/22/2010 10:47 AM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
I am 39, she is 27. I called the store, and they have a woman to deliver exclusively at our house.
Maybe you can nail her?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 870944
And maybe you should have told your wife what he said and seen what her reaction was?
Anonymous Coward
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01/22/2010 10:48 AM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
Watch out for this guy OP

:milkman:
 Quoting: Phallusy

Hey!!! That my baby daddy!!
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01/22/2010 10:53 AM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
the kid needs to have the rudness explained to him. thats how kids learn. kids say stupid shit without meaning to be rude sometimes. who benefits if the kid loses his job? he probably thought it was a compliment.
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01/22/2010 05:13 PM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
Maybe it was the MILFMAN.
Anonymous Coward
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01/22/2010 05:15 PM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
I called some housewife a milf today. She just laughed and then went back to sucking me off.
Anonymous Coward
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01/22/2010 05:17 PM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
I think youre dyslexic.
What he actually said was, your wife is a FLIM

Which is slang for
FAT
LUMPY
IDIOTIC
MENUSTRATOR
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01/22/2010 05:21 PM
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It's meant to be a compliment.
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01/22/2010 05:26 PM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
I am 39, she is 27. I called the store, and they have a woman to deliver exclusively at our house.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 870599


You really are an anonymous coward. Deal with the fact that other men find your wife attractive. Can you say insecure? Guys like you drive me nuts. You are probably the ones who cheat cuz you are so paranoid about your wives doing it. Good thing I was married to a man who had no problem with other guys finding me attractive, it would have been hell to be married to an insecure man!
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This thread is fucking hilarious. tounge
Anonymous Coward
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01/22/2010 06:08 PM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
LOL my boy toy calls me a GMILF...because I am old enough to be a grandmother (I'm not)...and he's happy as a pig in mud :) says he hit the jack pot...sweet 26 year old is giving it to me good. YAHOO.
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01/22/2010 06:09 PM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
He delivers your groceries to your home? He's bringing the Sausage special delivery; is this what you are worried about?
Anonymous Coward
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01/22/2010 06:11 PM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
Okay.

Nobody needn't worry.

I'll settle this once and for all.

The only thing I need is for someone to tell me what the fuck a "MILF" is...

Lemme know what a "MILF" is, and I'll settle this once and for all!
 Quoting: J.H.F.C. 869884

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Anonymous Coward
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01/22/2010 06:15 PM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
You are a very lucky man. I doubt anyone would want to fuck my wife -- including me.
Anonymous Coward
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01/22/2010 06:19 PM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
The boy at the store who delivers my groceries made a strange comment about my wife. WTF is he talking about? I think it is a very rude remark. I am stopping home delivery from hom.
 Quoting: Clayton 870599

if you live in America, you could probably sue the grocery chain for a couple million for this, considering what MILF means.
Anonymous Coward
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01/22/2010 06:21 PM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
It's no biggy, most mens response to seeing a good looking woman is to imagine them bent over doing the wild thing.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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01/22/2010 10:49 PM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
Home delivery today, by a female, things are smooth. Wife thinks its childish,
Anonymous Coward
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01/22/2010 10:50 PM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
well is she? My wife is!
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01/22/2010 10:51 PM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
he deserves a slap
 Quoting: rachel 529732

You mean "say it with a slap". ha ha! slaphim
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01/22/2010 11:03 PM
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Re: The grocery boy called my wife a MILF???
don't worry....in a few years, she will be a GILF!!!!!

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